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“Did someone call 9-1-Holy-Shit?”

Nope. Because no one’s ever done that ever! 🤓

We’re watching #TheOtherGuys at #PorchLight this morning. I remember liking it, but I think I was wrong 😬

#FilmSky #comedy #moviereview #badscript

Oh yeah! Michael Keaton is a ton of fun in this! 🤩
June 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
Line from #DraculaUntold:

“Stop!! He’s your PRINCE! He’s earned the right to explain!”

Bitch, PLEASE 😆 the fact that he’s a prince definitionally means he hasn’t earned ANY of his rights or privileges #lol

#FilmSky #badscript #nepotism #monarchy #film #badwriting #movies
May 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
準備完了

BADSCRIPT
6-09-3
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February 11, 2024 at 12:33 AM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
Also, he was A FUCKING VAMPIRE

And what’s more - they fuckin DID let him explain, AND it was a GOOD IDEA, this #script would have us believe.

It’s a dumb #movie 😆

Oh spoiler alert kinda? Idgaf

#DraculaUntold #FilmSky #MovieSky #badscript #lol #wtf #terrible #woof #boo #badmovie
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social K. Cook & Cats, Co. @iamkaymichelle.bsky.social · May 20
Line from #DraculaUntold:

“Stop!! He’s your PRINCE! He’s earned the right to explain!”

Bitch, PLEASE 😆 the fact that he’s a prince definitionally means he hasn’t earned ANY of his rights or privileges #lol

#FilmSky #badscript #nepotism #monarchy #film #badwriting #movies
May 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
theartfulgeeks.bsky.social
Most of 2024 felt like this. Cross fingers 2025 has a better story arc. 🤞

#BadScript #PlotTwist #Optimistic #HavingABadDay #GeekyMemes #TheArtfulGeeks
January 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
"You're a bad hombre, Bob."

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK 🚢

Take your pick. Each is as subtle as the other 😆

#OneBattleAfterAnother #OneBattle #FilmSky #badscript #badscreenplay #badwriting
This is the least-subtle and most hamfisted screenplay I've ever ever seen make it to any screen. This is clearly a scenario where PTA's reputation lets him just do anything, and then by God, we're all supporting him because this thing is a hit and people love it. BOOOOOOO IT FUCKING SUCKS SO MUCH BOOOOOOOOO
February 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
I'm reposting some older content to ReelRank.net, and I'd forgotten how much fun we had with terrible #film #Jumper at #PorchLight 😆

#lol #badmovie #FilmSky #badscript #movie #MovieSky #movies
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social K. Cook & Cats, Co. @iamkaymichelle.bsky.social · Jun 20
We missed why specifically the Colosseum is so important to generic love interest #Jumper has, so we’re having fun acting out why it could be:

“Oi, me fatha was a gladiator! I feel so close to him bein’ ‘ere!”

Etc 😆

She doesn’t have a British accent, but that way’s more fun 🤔

#FilmSky #movies
August 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
いよいよ明日になりました！
ワンフェスに出展します！

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July 25, 2026 at 3:12 AM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
#MarkWahlberg suggesting to #WillFerrell that riding around in a #Prius is “literally like riding around inside of a vagina,” suggests to me that Wahlberg either doesn’t know what ‘literally’ means, or he’s never been inside of a vagina 🤔

#FilmSky #lol #badscript #movies #film #TheOtherGuys #lol
June 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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March 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
The most fun moments in this #movie have all come in just little cuts to reaction shots from Julia Roberts.

HOLY cow, she is an absolute megastar 🤩 even watching her mug & chew scenery is fun!

“Look, if you only knew what happened to Serpico, you’d be helping me out right now.”

Boo. #BadScript
July 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
"Righteousness w/out power is just an opinion."

AWFUL line 😆 #badscript

Then back of JLD's head for, "Look, you were brought up to believe..."

Fully half her dialogue is #ADR. It's WILD.

"Then you come to realize: there's a Bad Guy & there's a Worse Guy & nothing else."

Boooo 😆

#Thunderbolts
May 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
"Allow me to introduce you to The #Sentry."
"Wow! Cool name!"

Oh FUCK off 😆

A. No it isn't.
B. That's just #Marvel slurping up its own [redacted].

Hey, #MCU, WE'LL be the judge of how cool a name it is or (this one) isn't 🧐

#Thunderbolts #moviereview #NewAvengers #badscript #badwriting #boo
May 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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February 10, 2024 at 12:32 PM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
Line from the #film #Extraction:

“You’ve got a chicken in your bedroom.”

“Yeah, I like chickens. Except when they shit everywhere.”

Jesus CHRIST this #script is terrible 😆

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#letterboxd #filmsky #moviesky #firstviewing #badscript #thisisnothing #badmovie #filmcritic #KCookandCatsCo
A ★★ review of Extraction (2020)
Put on Jakextraction for my mates at PorchLight, since I’d never seen it, but had heard about it on The Weekly Planet. This is nothing. This movie is aggressively nothing 😆
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May 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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July 20, 2026 at 10:48 AM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
I've never seen #FourBrothers, & someone just threw it on at #PorchLight, & opening scene is so dumb & manipulative & unsubtle, lol 😆

John Singleton, who's... hit or miss, for sure. #2Fast2Furious prob the worst of that franchise.

Anyone like 4Bros? Talk me around... 🤔

#FilmSky #badscript #Film
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
#LOL 🤣

#AHouseofDynamite just cut to a reaction shot of a PAINTING OF DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER lolol

This is one of the worst #movies I've ever seen. It's laughably bad, maybe worth watching BECAUSE it's so laughably bad 😂

Holy shit, he's so disapproving, as well 😅

#badmovie #FilmSky #badscript
This is unhinged filmmaking. What the fuck, man? Am I supposed to laugh at this? How am I supposed to feel when you cut to Eisenhower like he's in the room?
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
This is a nonsense line:

"If our country's going to solve the world's problems, we're gonna have to work together."

Hegemony, much? But, like, an 8th-grader's idea of hegemony?

Jesus, this #screenplay is embarrassing. Christ, I'm cringing SO hard, y'all 😬

#AHouseofDynamite #FilmSky #badscript
"If our country's gonna fix the world's problems..." hm, let me stop you right there, that's already fucked-up-sounding, boss. "We're gonna have to work together," to unilaterally solve the world's problems by ourself. Sure. That makes total sense. I can see why so many people voted for this guy. What ideas he has!
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
#screenwriting tip:

Don't have a low-ranking idiot explain to his bosses like they're absolute dolts something they should already know & that YOU need to explain to the audience. It makes YOU sounds like a total asshole, #screenwriter 🤓

#AHouseofDynamite #FilmSky #MovieSky #badscript #screenplay
It's like nuclear fusion with me, sometimes. I can't tell whether this movie keeps finding new gears and ways to upset and annoy me (because it's so shitty and dumb) or whether I just have my hate-train rolling, and now EVERYTHING is offensive to me, lol. I honestly don't know! Weigh in in the comments if you think YOU know, lol.
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
Oh noooooooo RebaFerg's char starts (she thinks) Sorkin-chatting with a coworker, Petty Officer Davis, and OOF I get what people mean by a #badscript.

This is cringey shit you'd hope you wouldn't get in a Fr creative-writing workshop. GOOD GRIEF, I hate these characters SO much.

#AHouseofDynamite
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
So the comedic setup here is that Chuck has been mistaken for an 'auctioneer' and some arms dealers put him in charge of translating a bunch of languages he doesn't speak, but...

Does Elaine May think arms dealers sell their weapons at AUCTION? Baffling.

#Ishtar #FilmSky #badmovie #badscript #film
So brutally unfunny. Here, Hoffman has to fake a middle eastern (offensive, ignorant) accent, speaking gibberish Arabic words. It's a bunch of foreign-panic stuff (like the gay-panic stuff from earlier). Thank goodness we're mostly past this era.
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
Some fun out-of-context #moviereview moments for you as I go back through and sort/archive older #BlueSky #filmcriticism

#FilmSky #badscript
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social K. Cook & Cats, Co. @iamkaymichelle.bsky.social · Mar 15
lol “WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO SACRIFICE TO GET HERE” inexplicably shouted at Jack Delroy as he signs his UBC contract (I guess it’s a press event? But he appears to be in his boss’s office? Baffling)

Starting to think the #movie might not be very subtle 😅

#LateNightWiththeDevil #filmsky #moviereview
August 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
PAINFUL scene with Alison Brie & Will Ferrell 😬

Somebody wrote this. & I think his name is Etan Cohen. Not to be confused with the Coen Brothers, but don’t worry, no danger of any confusion here 😆

I don’t know how I could give this movie 2 or more ⭐️s after this DREADFUL scene

#FilmSky #badscript
June 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM