It's not journalism's job to ballwash the United States
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It's not journalism's job to ballwash the United States
Tony Do-ballwash
He’s the Jimmy Fallon of “journalism”
He’s the Jimmy Fallon of “journalism”
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Tony Do-ballwash
He’s the Jimmy Fallon of “journalism”
He’s the Jimmy Fallon of “journalism”
i have received significant critical attention for my character Benjamin Ballwash
February 23, 2026 at 9:00 AM
i have received significant critical attention for my character Benjamin Ballwash
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that's 1 800 BALLWASH
that's 1 800 BALLWASH
February 17, 2026 at 4:19 AM
fellas if you're feeling less than fresh but you think you might have a chance to hookup, dial 1 800 BALLWASH and an associate will meet you wherever you are with our patented CONE OF PRIVACY to clean your junk and freshen your crack. 60 seconds, 20 bucks
that's 1 800 BALLWASH
that's 1 800 BALLWASH
They really only added that in there to sound appropriately critical of Israel as they then proceed to ballwash Israel.
July 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
They really only added that in there to sound appropriately critical of Israel as they then proceed to ballwash Israel.
"Why" as in "why do 60k people follow him & continue to ballwash him in his mentions for 3 years"
March 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
"Why" as in "why do 60k people follow him & continue to ballwash him in his mentions for 3 years"
[MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA]
Not to further ballwash the already powerful but I appreciate that Addison's final official words to Ryder are, "There's more to life than this"
Not to further ballwash the already powerful but I appreciate that Addison's final official words to Ryder are, "There's more to life than this"
December 2, 2025 at 8:10 AM
[MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA]
Not to further ballwash the already powerful but I appreciate that Addison's final official words to Ryder are, "There's more to life than this"
Not to further ballwash the already powerful but I appreciate that Addison's final official words to Ryder are, "There's more to life than this"
Today I quit FB/Insta. Zuck wants to ballwash Trump, got rid of fact checkers. Tomorrow I will close my Amazon account, and not order from Amazon. If 75 million Harris voters did the same overnight, these grifter billionaires would rethink their ways. #strengthinnumbers #boycottMeta #boycottAmazon
January 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Today I quit FB/Insta. Zuck wants to ballwash Trump, got rid of fact checkers. Tomorrow I will close my Amazon account, and not order from Amazon. If 75 million Harris voters did the same overnight, these grifter billionaires would rethink their ways. #strengthinnumbers #boycottMeta #boycottAmazon
A Portrait of Wayne Drextall Ballwash of Hoverton on Exater.
After the Style of Jeffery Anders Smyth (1877-1971) of Brighton,England.
By Tom Tinsdale
Painted 1972
Currently in the Collection of Mr. Simon Merchant, Roanoke, Virginia
#Art,#AI,#Male,#Homoerotic,#Academic,#Nude,#TempvsVirman
After the Style of Jeffery Anders Smyth (1877-1971) of Brighton,England.
By Tom Tinsdale
Painted 1972
Currently in the Collection of Mr. Simon Merchant, Roanoke, Virginia
#Art,#AI,#Male,#Homoerotic,#Academic,#Nude,#TempvsVirman
September 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
A Portrait of Wayne Drextall Ballwash of Hoverton on Exater.
After the Style of Jeffery Anders Smyth (1877-1971) of Brighton,England.
By Tom Tinsdale
Painted 1972
Currently in the Collection of Mr. Simon Merchant, Roanoke, Virginia
#Art,#AI,#Male,#Homoerotic,#Academic,#Nude,#TempvsVirman
After the Style of Jeffery Anders Smyth (1877-1971) of Brighton,England.
By Tom Tinsdale
Painted 1972
Currently in the Collection of Mr. Simon Merchant, Roanoke, Virginia
#Art,#AI,#Male,#Homoerotic,#Academic,#Nude,#TempvsVirman
What judge cannon wasn’t available to ballwash it?
January 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What judge cannon wasn’t available to ballwash it?
Today I quit FB/Insta. Zuck wants to ballwash Trump, got rid of fact checkers. Tomorrow I will close my Amazon account, and not order from Amazon. If 75 million Harris voters did the same overnight, these grifter billionaires would rethink their ways. #strengthinnumbers #boycottMeta #boycottAmazon
January 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Today I quit FB/Insta. Zuck wants to ballwash Trump, got rid of fact checkers. Tomorrow I will close my Amazon account, and not order from Amazon. If 75 million Harris voters did the same overnight, these grifter billionaires would rethink their ways. #strengthinnumbers #boycottMeta #boycottAmazon
apparently Megan McCardle has a new show on NPR. continually amazed why they feel the ongoing need to ballwash right wing dumbasses
March 22, 2026 at 3:38 AM
apparently Megan McCardle has a new show on NPR. continually amazed why they feel the ongoing need to ballwash right wing dumbasses
You wouldn't obsessively ballwash and sweep for his moronic tariff policy if you didn't tbqh
August 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
You wouldn't obsessively ballwash and sweep for his moronic tariff policy if you didn't tbqh
I wish the NFL honored public school employees 1/100th as much as they ballwash the military
April 25, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I wish the NFL honored public school employees 1/100th as much as they ballwash the military
Mine gets pens, gum, beef jerky, chocolate, Trader Joe's licorice, Ballsy ballwash, and a Wawa gift card.
November 30, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Mine gets pens, gum, beef jerky, chocolate, Trader Joe's licorice, Ballsy ballwash, and a Wawa gift card.
He had his military out on their knees rolling out the red carpet for Putin. Yet MAGA ballwash him at every turn.
August 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He had his military out on their knees rolling out the red carpet for Putin. Yet MAGA ballwash him at every turn.
it is absolutely journalism's job to ballwash america
It's not journalism's job to ballwash the United States
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
it is absolutely journalism's job to ballwash america
If Pat McAfee were confined to just his own program, it would be tolerable. But no. ESPN has to inflict his loudmouthed nonsense on college football fans who just want to enjoy a Saturday of football without some buffoon yelling while standing on a chair. Figures he would ballwash Trump.
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If Pat McAfee were confined to just his own program, it would be tolerable. But no. ESPN has to inflict his loudmouthed nonsense on college football fans who just want to enjoy a Saturday of football without some buffoon yelling while standing on a chair. Figures he would ballwash Trump.
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March 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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You mean ballwash China 🇨🇳 #maga #cuckingforchina for the little people. Did Trump get Xi to buy soy beans again?
September 26, 2026 at 10:48 PM
You mean ballwash China 🇨🇳 #maga #cuckingforchina for the little people. Did Trump get Xi to buy soy beans again?