I should send this to my banker…
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I should send this to my banker…
FYI a tech banker
FORMER MORGAN STANLEY BANKER MICHAEL GRIMES EXPECTED TO LEAD NEW U.S. SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND, SOURCES SAY U.S. SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND TO BE FINANCED BY TARIFFS IMPOSED ON FOREIGN COUNTRIES, SOURCES SAY
March 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
FYI a tech banker
ME: i would like to open a checking account
BANKER: would you like a savings account too?
ME: no
BANKER: okay, just checking
BANKER: would you like a savings account too?
ME: no
BANKER: okay, just checking
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
ME: i would like to open a checking account
BANKER: would you like a savings account too?
ME: no
BANKER: okay, just checking
BANKER: would you like a savings account too?
ME: no
BANKER: okay, just checking
The situation is so bad, a conservative banker is starting to sound like Mon Mothma.
Fed Chair Powell graduation remarks to Princeton nod toward our current predicament: "Look around you. I urge you to take none of this for granted. When you look back in 50 years, you will want to know that you have done whatever it takes to preserve and strengthen our democracy."
May 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The situation is so bad, a conservative banker is starting to sound like Mon Mothma.
The median voter yearns for the rule of the boring central banker
April 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The median voter yearns for the rule of the boring central banker
Somebody tell Trump there's an Argentinian banker in one of these houses.
NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.
The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.
At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.
At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
October 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Somebody tell Trump there's an Argentinian banker in one of these houses.
oh surprise surprise. he's elon's banker
March 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
oh surprise surprise. he's elon's banker
Banker raten dazu, sich Kapitalismuskritik zu sparen
September 27, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Banker raten dazu, sich Kapitalismuskritik zu sparen
The seller would like a letter of pre-approval for a mortgage, so we’re off to Wells Fargo, where we start swimmingly.
ME: *pokes head in office* Pardon—
BANKER: *shrieks*
ME: Aagh! Sorry!
BANKER: I didn’t me to scream at you!
ME:
BANKER:
ME: …let’s start again.
ME: *pokes head in office* Pardon—
BANKER: *shrieks*
ME: Aagh! Sorry!
BANKER: I didn’t me to scream at you!
ME:
BANKER:
ME: …let’s start again.
August 28, 2024 at 6:11 PM
The seller would like a letter of pre-approval for a mortgage, so we’re off to Wells Fargo, where we start swimmingly.
ME: *pokes head in office* Pardon—
BANKER: *shrieks*
ME: Aagh! Sorry!
BANKER: I didn’t me to scream at you!
ME:
BANKER:
ME: …let’s start again.
ME: *pokes head in office* Pardon—
BANKER: *shrieks*
ME: Aagh! Sorry!
BANKER: I didn’t me to scream at you!
ME:
BANKER:
ME: …let’s start again.
Is Banker a typo I wonder
January 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Is Banker a typo I wonder
December 31, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Kevin and the banker are showing each other their tattoos.
August 28, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Kevin and the banker are showing each other their tattoos.
oh no not the banker bonuses
May 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
oh no not the banker bonuses
A banker box of memories 🐭🐭
(2022-2023)
(2022-2023)
November 23, 2024 at 7:13 PM
A banker box of memories 🐭🐭
(2022-2023)
(2022-2023)
Banker mode: activated
April 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Banker mode: activated
Vote for a neoliberal banker who loves privatization and you get a neoliberal banker who loves privatization
#Breaking: Carney government tells CBC, Via Rail and other Crown corps to propose their own spending cuts
Suggest your own spending cuts, Carney government tells CBC, Via Rail
Federally funded institutions and Crown corporations like the CBC and Via Rail are expected to propose their own cuts under the Liberal government's sweeping efforts to find $25 billion in
www.thestar.com
July 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Vote for a neoliberal banker who loves privatization and you get a neoliberal banker who loves privatization
Le Pen always sides with its former banker
September 25, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Le Pen always sides with its former banker
« Felt cute, might delete a weirdo banker later »
August 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
« Felt cute, might delete a weirdo banker later »
Fellas is it countercultural to dress like a banker attending a youth soccer game on the weekend?
September 18, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Fellas is it countercultural to dress like a banker attending a youth soccer game on the weekend?
Dressed up like you’re in patrol in Fallujah, passing some retired banker from Myers Park out to pick up birdseed.
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Dressed up like you’re in patrol in Fallujah, passing some retired banker from Myers Park out to pick up birdseed.
As a matter of interest the founder of Politico was the Pinochet family banker
September 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
As a matter of interest the founder of Politico was the Pinochet family banker
One is a top banker, the other a top wanker
May 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
One is a top banker, the other a top wanker
Ok, pass a law disbanding the Fed and making the president the nation’s central banker, if that’s your view.
Vance on undermining the Federal Reserve: "I don't think we allow bureaucrats to make decisions about monetary policy and interest rates without any input from the people that were elected to serve the American people...POTUS is much better able to make these determinations."
August 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ok, pass a law disbanding the Fed and making the president the nation’s central banker, if that’s your view.