“If you go back and look at his presidential portrait, he’s always had two dots as eyes and a big Sharpie smile right on his cantaloupe head” — Capt. Sean Barbabella
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday t...
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August 22, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“If you go back and look at his presidential portrait, he’s always had two dots as eyes and a big Sharpie smile right on his cantaloupe head” — Capt. Sean Barbabella
“After concluding his physical, I can say with confidence that President Trump exhibits normal vitals for a titanic behemoth born in 1991,” Capt. Sean Barbabella told reporters
White House Doctor Claims Trump A Perfectly Healthy 9-Foot-Tall 35-Year Old
WASHINGTON—Assuring Americans that a routine medical exam had confirmed the president had no pressing health concerns, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, claimed Wedn...
theonion.com
June 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“After concluding his physical, I can say with confidence that President Trump exhibits normal vitals for a titanic behemoth born in 1991,” Capt. Sean Barbabella told reporters
"Trump's physician, Sean Barbabella, wrote in a statement that bruising on Trump's right hand was attributed to frequent hand-shaking." lol
August 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"Trump's physician, Sean Barbabella, wrote in a statement that bruising on Trump's right hand was attributed to frequent hand-shaking." lol
Just as a newspaperman, the most interesting detail here to me is that Trump called the reporters and yammered on to them about his health, but Trump’s minders wouldn’t let the reporters talk to his doctor.
“The White House declined to make Barbabella available for an interview.”
“The White House declined to make Barbabella available for an interview.”
Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Just as a newspaperman, the most interesting detail here to me is that Trump called the reporters and yammered on to them about his health, but Trump’s minders wouldn’t let the reporters talk to his doctor.
“The White House declined to make Barbabella available for an interview.”
“The White House declined to make Barbabella available for an interview.”
Today, Rep. Jamie Raskin wrote to White House Physician Sean Barbabella requesting information re Trump’s unexplained symptoms & frequent hospital visits. A WaPo report reported that Trump's being seen by an eye-popping 22 medical specialists.
#ProudBlue
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#ProudBlue
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Ranking Member Raskin Expands Query into Inconsistencies in Trump Health Reports, Failure to Release Cognitive Exam Results
Washington, D.C. (June 18, 2026)—Today, Rep. Jamie Raskin, Ranking Member of the House Judiciary Committee, wrote to White House Physician Captain Sean Barbabella seeking information regarding Preside...
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June 19, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Today, Rep. Jamie Raskin wrote to White House Physician Sean Barbabella requesting information re Trump’s unexplained symptoms & frequent hospital visits. A WaPo report reported that Trump's being seen by an eye-popping 22 medical specialists.
#ProudBlue
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#ProudBlue
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Every time I read “White House physician Barbabella” my brain automatically slots in “Barbarella” and I’m like “get em, Jane”
April 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Every time I read “White House physician Barbabella” my brain automatically slots in “Barbarella” and I’m like “get em, Jane”
Share a TV show that raised you.
February 23, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Share a TV show that raised you.
The president’s physician, Dr. Sean P. Barbabella, said Trump “exhibits excellent cognitive” health. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The president’s physician, Dr. Sean P. Barbabella, said Trump “exhibits excellent cognitive” health. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dr. Barbabella: “Perfect health.”
Americans: We’d like a second opinion…& your medical license.
Americans: We’d like a second opinion…& your medical license.
May 30, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Dr. Barbabella: “Perfect health.”
Americans: We’d like a second opinion…& your medical license.
Americans: We’d like a second opinion…& your medical license.
Age yourself with a cartoon watched as a kid.
March 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Age yourself with a cartoon watched as a kid.
Doctor Barbabella
President Donald Trump’s physician pronounced him “fully fit” to execute the duties of the presidency, according to a memo released by the White House on Sunday.
The 78-year-old president “exhibits excellent cognitive and physical health,” wrote Sean Barbabella, the physician to the president.
The 78-year-old president “exhibits excellent cognitive and physical health,” wrote Sean Barbabella, the physician to the president.
Trump is ‘fully fit’ for duty, his doctor says
Donald Trump, the oldest president to ever be sworn in, “exhibits excellent cognitive and physical health,” according to a report from his physician, Sean Barbabella.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Doctor Barbabella
he released a statement about the Big Wet President's rash today and I had to read the name three times Barbabella Barbabella Barbabella like it's 1995 on Howard Stern
March 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
he released a statement about the Big Wet President's rash today and I had to read the name three times Barbabella Barbabella Barbabella like it's 1995 on Howard Stern
Socialisme ou
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media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Socialisme ou
“Barbabella, Trump’s physician, said the president uses aspirin for “cardiac prevention.” He said Trump takes 325 milligrams of aspirin a day. A low dose of aspirin is most commonly 81 milligrams, according to the Mayo Clinic.”
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 PM
“Barbabella, Trump’s physician, said the president uses aspirin for “cardiac prevention.” He said Trump takes 325 milligrams of aspirin a day. A low dose of aspirin is most commonly 81 milligrams, according to the Mayo Clinic.”
For the record, the doctor signing off on this is Navy Capt. Sean Barbabella. He is a highly decorated combat surgeon who received a Purple Heart after getting blown up in Afghanistan.
I don’t know why he does this, but he should face consequences.
I don’t know why he does this, but he should face consequences.
The White House finally released the totally believable results of Trump’s physical. He’s still supposedly 6’3” and 238 lbs. super healthy. The only thing wrong with his hands is bruising from shaking hands. He has a scarred ear from a gunshot. And it seems they gave him another dementia test.
Memorandum From the Physician to the President | White House Pool | Forth
From White House Pool | Forth
www.forth.news
May 30, 2026 at 1:09 PM
For the record, the doctor signing off on this is Navy Capt. Sean Barbabella. He is a highly decorated combat surgeon who received a Purple Heart after getting blown up in Afghanistan.
I don’t know why he does this, but he should face consequences.
I don’t know why he does this, but he should face consequences.
In the memo, Barbabella said the purpose of the MRI is preventative, "to identify issues early, confirm overall health, and ensure he maintains long-term vitality and function".
THESE ARE NOT RECOMMENDED LET ME TELL YOU WHY
THESE ARE NOT RECOMMENDED LET ME TELL YOU WHY
A million Trump crypto fun bucks says there's more scans they aren't releasing. Unflattering ones.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Donald Trump's MRI test results released by White House doctor
The release comes as Democrats have been pushing to see the results amid concerns about Trump's age.
www.bbc.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
In the memo, Barbabella said the purpose of the MRI is preventative, "to identify issues early, confirm overall health, and ensure he maintains long-term vitality and function".
THESE ARE NOT RECOMMENDED LET ME TELL YOU WHY
THESE ARE NOT RECOMMENDED LET ME TELL YOU WHY
Kommt und besucht mal Barbapapa!
Barbapapa, Barbamama, Barbabella, Barbaletta, Barbakus, Barbarix, Barbatrix, Barbawum, Barbabo, Barbalalaaa!
🎶
Barbapapa, Barbamama, Barbabella, Barbaletta, Barbakus, Barbarix, Barbatrix, Barbawum, Barbabo, Barbalalaaa!
🎶
May 17, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Kommt und besucht mal Barbapapa!
Barbapapa, Barbamama, Barbabella, Barbaletta, Barbakus, Barbarix, Barbatrix, Barbawum, Barbabo, Barbalalaaa!
🎶
Barbapapa, Barbamama, Barbabella, Barbaletta, Barbakus, Barbarix, Barbatrix, Barbawum, Barbabo, Barbalalaaa!
🎶
Barbapappa homes?
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media.tenor.com
February 25, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Barbapappa homes?
"President Donald Trump remains in excellent health, demonstrating strong cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and overall physical function," Navy Capt. Sean P. Barbabella, the president’s physician, wrote in the memo.
Dr. Barbabella should lose his license to practice medicine.
Dr. Barbabella should lose his license to practice medicine.
May 30, 2026 at 10:25 AM
"President Donald Trump remains in excellent health, demonstrating strong cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and overall physical function," Navy Capt. Sean P. Barbabella, the president’s physician, wrote in the memo.
Dr. Barbabella should lose his license to practice medicine.
Dr. Barbabella should lose his license to practice medicine.
Miltä näyttäisit jos syntyisit uudelleen piirrettynä hahmona?
May 8, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Miltä näyttäisit jos syntyisit uudelleen piirrettynä hahmona?
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Besoin de couper trois semaines pour se dorer la pilule et ainsi recharger les batteries.
Petite veille néanmoins pour continuer à vous lire. 👨💻
À bientôt, Victor ! 👻
Besoin de couper trois semaines pour se dorer la pilule et ainsi recharger les batteries.
Petite veille néanmoins pour continuer à vous lire. 👨💻
À bientôt, Victor ! 👻
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media.tenor.com
July 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
🚗 💨 🧳 🐕 🏖️ 🏄♂️ ☀️
Besoin de couper trois semaines pour se dorer la pilule et ainsi recharger les batteries.
Petite veille néanmoins pour continuer à vous lire. 👨💻
À bientôt, Victor ! 👻
Besoin de couper trois semaines pour se dorer la pilule et ainsi recharger les batteries.
Petite veille néanmoins pour continuer à vous lire. 👨💻
À bientôt, Victor ! 👻
Donald's ankles are just as swollen as they've always been. Dr. Barbabella reported his ankle swelling is "improved" in the fake medical report. Anyone with eyeballs can see that's a lie.
get a load of Trump's drowsy body language during this Macron meeting
June 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Donald's ankles are just as swollen as they've always been. Dr. Barbabella reported his ankle swelling is "improved" in the fake medical report. Anyone with eyeballs can see that's a lie.
“Your health is excellent, sir,” Col. J. Jones, PA
“He is fully fit to carry out all duties of the Commander-in-Chief & Head of State," Dr. Barbabella
&
“…Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological & physical performance.”
Me: Bitches, please
“He is fully fit to carry out all duties of the Commander-in-Chief & Head of State," Dr. Barbabella
&
“…Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological & physical performance.”
Me: Bitches, please
September 28, 2026 at 9:57 PM
“Your health is excellent, sir,” Col. J. Jones, PA
“He is fully fit to carry out all duties of the Commander-in-Chief & Head of State," Dr. Barbabella
&
“…Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological & physical performance.”
Me: Bitches, please
“He is fully fit to carry out all duties of the Commander-in-Chief & Head of State," Dr. Barbabella
&
“…Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological & physical performance.”
Me: Bitches, please
"Barbabella did not specify the cream Trump is using and didn't explain the purpose of the preventative treatment."
And there's where the journalism ends. With a shrug.
And there's where the journalism ends. With a shrug.
March 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
"Barbabella did not specify the cream Trump is using and didn't explain the purpose of the preventative treatment."
And there's where the journalism ends. With a shrug.
And there's where the journalism ends. With a shrug.