#Barbabella
"Standard Doses vs. His Claim: Regular-strength Aspirin typically comes in 325 mg tablets (which Donald Trump’s physician, Dr. Sean Barbabella, has confirmed he takes). Low-dose "baby aspirin" is usually 81 mg. There is no manufactured 386 mg aspirin."
Imagine if Joe Biden had incoherently rambled about such irrelevancy at that famous debate in Atlanta.

But, then again, everyone was expecting Biden to speak with carlity, intelligence, and authority.

Donald isn't burdened with such expectations.
Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess ... They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!'"
October 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Let’s be honest do you trust Trump’s personal Physician Dr. Sean Barbabella to tell the truth about Trump’s health, because it’s obvious that he had a massive stroke last year and has other serious issues, like possibly Cancer!

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW TO KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH TRUMP!
September 30, 2026 at 8:58 PM
OMG Trump can’t stay awake & is having issues breathing,but according to his Physician he’s in excellent health. After the midterms there needs to be an investigation into Dr.Sean Barbabella because he’s obviously not being honest or incompetent & needs to lose his medical license.

WHAT DRUGS?
September 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
“Your health is excellent, sir,” Col. J. Jones, PA

“He is fully fit to carry out all duties of the Commander-in-Chief & Head of State," Dr. Barbabella
&
“…Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological & physical performance.”

Me: Bitches, please
September 28, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Jamie Raskin formally requested that White House Physician Capt. Sean P. Barbabella perform a comprehensive cognitive assessment. Lawmakers like Rep. Mark Takano have also questioned administration officials about invoking the 25th
@jimacosta.bsky.social
takano.house.gov/newsroom/pre...
RFK Jr. Refuses Mental Fitness Test for Trump, Dodges 25th Amendment Duty Under Takano’s Questioning | U.S. Congressman Mark Takano of California's 39th District
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September 27, 2026 at 6:09 AM
lmao
September 23, 2026 at 6:12 PM
What role in this failure does the Psychiatric Profession play, or Dr. Sean Barbabella, Trump's personal physician? Then there's that pesky Goldwater Rule. The failure to reign in a clearly disturbed President fall upon us all!
September 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
@nytimes.com It is perfectly clear that Trump, is living in his 'Head', where 'Reality and Truth', are non existent. He needs professional help from Psychiatrists, and Psychologists. Is Dr. Sean Barbabella and his team, getting him that help? We The People deserve to know the presidents status.
September 19, 2026 at 3:21 PM
too bad Fred's bone spurs doctor and Dr Bornstein are both dead

maybe try Ronny Jackson or that Barbabella* character in the White House

*whenever his name comes up, I envision a young Jane Fonda, scantily-clad, in boots
I want to see the doctors note stating he's good to return to work. If us peons need a note for our employers, so do they.
September 17, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Who are the doctors violating their oath to hide the real health conditions of Trump & McConnell? I want their license to practice taken away. They aren’t qualified. osteopathic.org/2025/03/07/d...

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Decorated Navy DO is named Physician to the President - American Osteopathic Association
Capt. Sean Barbabella, DO, a decorated Navy physician, is the new Physician to the President. Dr. Barbabella will serve in the White House Medical Unit as President Donald Trump’s personal physician. ...
osteopathic.org
September 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Good Lord how I wish this was true SO MUCH.

He'd be so much less malevolent as a cantaloupe.

theonion.com/white-house-...
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday t...
theonion.com
August 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe
“If you go back & look at his presidential portrait, he’s always had 2 dots as eyes & a big Sharpie smile right on his cantaloupe head,” said Barbabella, claiming it was a healthy sign for a president to slowly ripen.
August 24, 2026 at 7:28 AM
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe — theonion.com/white-house-...
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday t...
theonion.com
August 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe — theonion.com/white-house-...
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday t...
theonion.com
August 22, 2026 at 6:42 AM
“If you go back and look at his presidential portrait, he’s always had two dots as eyes and a big Sharpie smile right on his cantaloupe head” — Capt. Sean Barbabella
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday t...
theonion.com
August 22, 2026 at 12:00 AM
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe — theonion.com/white-house-...
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday t...
theonion.com
August 21, 2026 at 11:59 PM
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe — theonion.com/white-house-...
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday t...
theonion.com
August 21, 2026 at 10:20 PM
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe — theonion.com/white-house-...
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday t...
theonion.com
August 21, 2026 at 9:41 PM
“Barbabella also went on to note that it was customary for the president to be covered in ants.”

Hmm…
August 21, 2026 at 9:03 PM
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe — theonion.com/white-house-...
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday t...
theonion.com
August 21, 2026 at 8:51 PM