cut her off, barkeep
December 18, 2024 at 5:04 PM
cut her off, barkeep
Van the barkeep
July 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Van the barkeep
keep 'em coming, barkeep
Boom. Also: "Ms. Ruemmler, in addition to being Goldman’s general counsel since 2021, was a partner and vice chair of the reputational risk committee." www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/b...
Goldman’s Top Lawyer Departs Amid Revelations About Her Ties to Epstein
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
keep 'em coming, barkeep
barkeep, can i get another activity placemat over here please? (sliding a fifty across the bar) and keep those crayons comin'
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
barkeep, can i get another activity placemat over here please? (sliding a fifty across the bar) and keep those crayons comin'
rolling up to CVS like "BARKEEP, GET ME ONE OF EVERYTHING"
September 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
rolling up to CVS like "BARKEEP, GET ME ONE OF EVERYTHING"
gill play
scene from the fanfiction barkeep another whiskey on ao3 <3
#vox #alastor #voxal #radiostatic
scene from the fanfiction barkeep another whiskey on ao3 <3
#vox #alastor #voxal #radiostatic
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
gill play
scene from the fanfiction barkeep another whiskey on ao3 <3
#vox #alastor #voxal #radiostatic
scene from the fanfiction barkeep another whiskey on ao3 <3
#vox #alastor #voxal #radiostatic
September 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Stream sketch for Barkeep
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Stream sketch for Barkeep
me: one mixed emotions please, barkeep
barkeep: I don’t know what that is
me: you put all my hopes and dreams and happiness and sadness and loneliness and insecurities in the cocktail mixer and give it a good, hard shake
barkeep:
me: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ
barkeep: I don’t know what that is
me: you put all my hopes and dreams and happiness and sadness and loneliness and insecurities in the cocktail mixer and give it a good, hard shake
barkeep:
me: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ
July 2, 2024 at 1:11 PM
me: one mixed emotions please, barkeep
barkeep: I don’t know what that is
me: you put all my hopes and dreams and happiness and sadness and loneliness and insecurities in the cocktail mixer and give it a good, hard shake
barkeep:
me: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ
barkeep: I don’t know what that is
me: you put all my hopes and dreams and happiness and sadness and loneliness and insecurities in the cocktail mixer and give it a good, hard shake
barkeep:
me: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ
Three of your ugliest points please, barkeep
February 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Three of your ugliest points please, barkeep
Barkeep! Transgender for everyone!
August 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Barkeep! Transgender for everyone!
The building manager is in charge of the United States military for now. The invasion of Panama accordingly must be postponed until the barkeep arrives for duty. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Update: Pentagon officials now being told that Robert G. Salesses, deputy director of the Washington Headquarters Services, will be acting defense secretary until Pete Hegseth is confirmed.
January 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The building manager is in charge of the United States military for now. The invasion of Panama accordingly must be postponed until the barkeep arrives for duty. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
barkeep, one alcohol please!
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
barkeep, one alcohol please!
Barkeep! A round of angel shots for everyone!
January 6, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Barkeep! A round of angel shots for everyone!
Me: Barkeep give me the good stuff
Barkeep hands me a shot of whiskey
Me: No I said the GOOD stuff
Barkeep hands me a Gameboy pocket with Pokemon Blue
Barkeep hands me a shot of whiskey
Me: No I said the GOOD stuff
Barkeep hands me a Gameboy pocket with Pokemon Blue
February 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Me: Barkeep give me the good stuff
Barkeep hands me a shot of whiskey
Me: No I said the GOOD stuff
Barkeep hands me a Gameboy pocket with Pokemon Blue
Barkeep hands me a shot of whiskey
Me: No I said the GOOD stuff
Barkeep hands me a Gameboy pocket with Pokemon Blue
More than enough fun this weekend, I'll take 37 more, barkeep
August 23, 2026 at 5:30 PM
More than enough fun this weekend, I'll take 37 more, barkeep
“Barkeep!”
“What can I get you?”
“A saucer of your finest milk.”
“Coming right up.”
“Much obliged.”
“What can I get you?”
“A saucer of your finest milk.”
“Coming right up.”
“Much obliged.”
October 5, 2024 at 4:03 PM
“Barkeep!”
“What can I get you?”
“A saucer of your finest milk.”
“Coming right up.”
“Much obliged.”
“What can I get you?”
“A saucer of your finest milk.”
“Coming right up.”
“Much obliged.”
I love ordering non alcoholic options at a bar.
"Yes, barkeep, I'll have your tartest juice"
"Yes, barkeep, I'll have your tartest juice"
June 30, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I love ordering non alcoholic options at a bar.
"Yes, barkeep, I'll have your tartest juice"
"Yes, barkeep, I'll have your tartest juice"
you! barkeep! i require service
April 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
you! barkeep! i require service
Barkeep! Get this man a trough of spritzer.
December 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Barkeep! Get this man a trough of spritzer.
"Barkeep! A flagon of your best foaming cat's pee, if you please!"
"Coming right up, madam."
"Coming right up, madam."
September 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
"Barkeep! A flagon of your best foaming cat's pee, if you please!"
"Coming right up, madam."
"Coming right up, madam."
barkeep is now up on patreon!
January 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
barkeep is now up on patreon!
