Who likes my barman look? Am I serving?
September 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Who likes my barman look? Am I serving?
BARMAN: You're not getting served in here
SNAKE: Why not?
BARMAN: Because you can't hold your drink
SNAKE: Why not?
BARMAN: Because you can't hold your drink
July 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
BARMAN: You're not getting served in here
SNAKE: Why not?
BARMAN: Because you can't hold your drink
SNAKE: Why not?
BARMAN: Because you can't hold your drink
A tax dodger, a climate change denier and an entitled prick walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Tice".
August 9, 2026 at 8:11 AM
A tax dodger, a climate change denier and an entitled prick walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Tice".
A narcissist, an idiot and a Nazi walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Musk".
January 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A narcissist, an idiot and a Nazi walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Musk".
That's precisely what was intended here. She says Kamala and the barman buys her a drink.
March 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
That's precisely what was intended here. She says Kamala and the barman buys her a drink.
007: Bond, James Bond
Barman: What are you having, Mr Bond?
007: Whiskey, neat whiskey
Barman: Rough day?
007: Rough, very rough
Barman: *eyes narrow* Are you okay?
007: Depressed, clinically depressed
Barman: What are you having, Mr Bond?
007: Whiskey, neat whiskey
Barman: Rough day?
007: Rough, very rough
Barman: *eyes narrow* Are you okay?
007: Depressed, clinically depressed
August 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
007: Bond, James Bond
Barman: What are you having, Mr Bond?
007: Whiskey, neat whiskey
Barman: Rough day?
007: Rough, very rough
Barman: *eyes narrow* Are you okay?
007: Depressed, clinically depressed
Barman: What are you having, Mr Bond?
007: Whiskey, neat whiskey
Barman: Rough day?
007: Rough, very rough
Barman: *eyes narrow* Are you okay?
007: Depressed, clinically depressed
SWEDISH BARMAN: You do not want that much mead
ME: I absolutely DO want that much mead
SWEDISH BARMAN: But you're meant to drink it like you would drink wine
ME: Sir, this IS how I drink wine.
ME: I absolutely DO want that much mead
SWEDISH BARMAN: But you're meant to drink it like you would drink wine
ME: Sir, this IS how I drink wine.
June 25, 2024 at 7:17 PM
SWEDISH BARMAN: You do not want that much mead
ME: I absolutely DO want that much mead
SWEDISH BARMAN: But you're meant to drink it like you would drink wine
ME: Sir, this IS how I drink wine.
ME: I absolutely DO want that much mead
SWEDISH BARMAN: But you're meant to drink it like you would drink wine
ME: Sir, this IS how I drink wine.
a horse walks into a bar and says to the barman, "on a right angled triangle with sides x, y and z, if x and z are perpendicular which side is opposite the right angle?", and the barman says "y, the long face"
May 25, 2026 at 3:44 AM
a horse walks into a bar and says to the barman, "on a right angled triangle with sides x, y and z, if x and z are perpendicular which side is opposite the right angle?", and the barman says "y, the long face"
A compulsive liar, a Russian agent and an idiot walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Trump"
March 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
A compulsive liar, a Russian agent and an idiot walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Trump"
This one barman had deeper insights into the risk of Nazi normalization than the GOP
February 24, 2024 at 11:56 PM
This one barman had deeper insights into the risk of Nazi normalization than the GOP
I'll have a mum and coke please barman
July 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'll have a mum and coke please barman
A psychopath, a con man and a rapist walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Trump".
April 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A psychopath, a con man and a rapist walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Trump".
Two goldfish walk into a bar. the barman asks “why the long faeces?”
April 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Two goldfish walk into a bar. the barman asks “why the long faeces?”
Bruno of the almighty nip-slip. www.imperiumlupi.com
August 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Bruno of the almighty nip-slip. www.imperiumlupi.com
A racist, an antisemite, a Russian stooge, an election fraudster and a tax dodger walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Farage".
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A racist, an antisemite, a Russian stooge, an election fraudster and a tax dodger walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Farage".
A Ba'athist, a Stalinist and an anti Semite walk into a bar. The barman says Stop the War's memorial for Assadism is upstairs.
December 9, 2024 at 11:49 AM
A Ba'athist, a Stalinist and an anti Semite walk into a bar. The barman says Stop the War's memorial for Assadism is upstairs.
January 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
February 1, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Pub Portraits: Barman, The Hope, Carshalton
July 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Pub Portraits: Barman, The Hope, Carshalton