Thread in which everyone makes total bassoons of themselves.
December 17, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Thread in which everyone makes total bassoons of themselves.
A weird thing about 1960s pop and rock music: Every now and then, oboes or bassoons show up.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A weird thing about 1960s pop and rock music: Every now and then, oboes or bassoons show up.
did a bassoon make this diagram?
September 22, 2026 at 9:57 PM
did a bassoon make this diagram?
January 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
🎵 99 Red Bassoons 🎵
#MusicAndDanceInMoviesOrSongs
#MusicAndDanceInMoviesOrSongs
February 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
🎵 99 Red Bassoons 🎵
#MusicAndDanceInMoviesOrSongs
#MusicAndDanceInMoviesOrSongs
Had the pleasure(?) of introducing what 90% of the world calls bassoons to a bunch of first-years this morning, due to putting up a German score and hearing gasps/giggles
September 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Had the pleasure(?) of introducing what 90% of the world calls bassoons to a bunch of first-years this morning, due to putting up a German score and hearing gasps/giggles
Why *are* so many things called faggots? At last count it included tinder, meatballs, bassoons, cigarettes, and gays
September 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Why *are* so many things called faggots? At last count it included tinder, meatballs, bassoons, cigarettes, and gays
Makes me wonder what they call a bundle of bassoons in Croatia.
October 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Makes me wonder what they call a bundle of bassoons in Croatia.
Yeah I'm into COBOL
Clarinets
Oboes
Bassoons
Ocarinas, and
Lutes
Clarinets
Oboes
Bassoons
Ocarinas, and
Lutes
yeah i'm into COBOL
Calling
Out
Bullshit
On
Line
Calling
Out
Bullshit
On
Line
March 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Yeah I'm into COBOL
Clarinets
Oboes
Bassoons
Ocarinas, and
Lutes
Clarinets
Oboes
Bassoons
Ocarinas, and
Lutes
There were copper bottom tympani in horse platoons
Thundering, thundering, all along the way
Double-belled euphoniums and big bassoons
Each bassoon having his big fat say
Thundering, thundering, all along the way
Double-belled euphoniums and big bassoons
Each bassoon having his big fat say
(AP) — Detailed Army plans for a potential military parade on President Donald Trump’s birthday in June call for more than 6,600 soldiers, at least 150 vehicles, 50 helicopters, seven bands and possibly a couple thousand civilians, The Associated Press has learned.
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May 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
There were copper bottom tympani in horse platoons
Thundering, thundering, all along the way
Double-belled euphoniums and big bassoons
Each bassoon having his big fat say
Thundering, thundering, all along the way
Double-belled euphoniums and big bassoons
Each bassoon having his big fat say
May 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
TIL you can only bring a pep band of 29 students to NCAA tournament games.
This is just big brass trying to keep oboes and bassoons out of pep band, and we won’t stand for it.
This is just big brass trying to keep oboes and bassoons out of pep band, and we won’t stand for it.
March 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
TIL you can only bring a pep band of 29 students to NCAA tournament games.
This is just big brass trying to keep oboes and bassoons out of pep band, and we won’t stand for it.
This is just big brass trying to keep oboes and bassoons out of pep band, and we won’t stand for it.
"look we don't *really* know how bassoons work"
May 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"look we don't *really* know how bassoons work"
Magfest is neat cus it probably has highest concentration of both bassoons and 3DS’s in the country right here
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Magfest is neat cus it probably has highest concentration of both bassoons and 3DS’s in the country right here
Kazoo and bassoons. The combination that never should have been
#Bmoviemaniacs
#Bmoviemaniacs
August 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Kazoo and bassoons. The combination that never should have been
#Bmoviemaniacs
#Bmoviemaniacs
One takeaway I have from this is that footage of trout should be accompanied only by bassoons.
September 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
One takeaway I have from this is that footage of trout should be accompanied only by bassoons.
twas a good Friday and I rose to the occasion. met the really nice owners of the car dealership I go to for service.. they’re beluga grads, and that led to selfies. I’ll start tomorrow with some organic produce at our farmers market, and close with a concert featuring 12 bassoons.
July 25, 2026 at 4:02 AM
twas a good Friday and I rose to the occasion. met the really nice owners of the car dealership I go to for service.. they’re beluga grads, and that led to selfies. I’ll start tomorrow with some organic produce at our farmers market, and close with a concert featuring 12 bassoons.
Love this Stephen Colbert story from @michaelianblack.bsky.social and @zakorth.bsky.social from The State’s oral history book
July 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Love this Stephen Colbert story from @michaelianblack.bsky.social and @zakorth.bsky.social from The State’s oral history book
tag yourself, i am a Fagott
December 26, 2023 at 12:21 AM
tag yourself, i am a Fagott
Bassoons do NOT belong in assault scenes. #Riffotronic
May 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Bassoons do NOT belong in assault scenes. #Riffotronic
Coming to the River Side Main Stage on June 22: The Mighty Mighty Bassoons, playing the best of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, on the bassoon.
March 8, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Coming to the River Side Main Stage on June 22: The Mighty Mighty Bassoons, playing the best of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, on the bassoon.
this is why I fly delta, the German bassoons in those purple turtlenecks would never allow this
A group of passengers on a Southwest Airlines flight, led by a passenger on the PA, broke into song and sang Lee Greenwood’s ‘God Bless the U.S.A.’
February 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
this is why I fly delta, the German bassoons in those purple turtlenecks would never allow this
Nats-ACT-NZF is poised to bring in the highest-doofus government in the history of this nation, a ridiculous proportion of spanner-brained cockfellows, venomous undercants, and fully dazed bassoons. Parliament buildings will fold themselves inwards from the cringe of it. #nzpol
October 11, 2023 at 5:51 AM
Nats-ACT-NZF is poised to bring in the highest-doofus government in the history of this nation, a ridiculous proportion of spanner-brained cockfellows, venomous undercants, and fully dazed bassoons. Parliament buildings will fold themselves inwards from the cringe of it. #nzpol
I like my women like I like my bassoons, with a french bell and a high E
August 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I like my women like I like my bassoons, with a french bell and a high E