No beardos or weirdos?
Hegseth hosts his first Project Meridian meeting with Musk, Palmer Luckey and Newt Gingrich.
They’re looking at ways to use tech to boost Hegseth’s agenda, most likely using AI for surveillance and weapons.
They’re looking at ways to use tech to boost Hegseth’s agenda, most likely using AI for surveillance and weapons.
October 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
No beardos or weirdos?
Gonna repost this whenever Hegseth whines about "beardos"
Pete Hegseth: only clean-shaven men can win wars
U.S. Grant:
U.S. Grant:
September 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Gonna repost this whenever Hegseth whines about "beardos"
Beardos? Pete Hegseth just jealous of true war heroes.
September 30, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Beardos? Pete Hegseth just jealous of true war heroes.
Given that Secretary of Grooming Regs Pete Hegseth trotted out his "no beardos, no fatties" shit again today, I'm going to throw this back onto the timeline.
My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
September 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Given that Secretary of Grooming Regs Pete Hegseth trotted out his "no beardos, no fatties" shit again today, I'm going to throw this back onto the timeline.
"No beardos, just warriors" says chucklefuck trying to expel bearded dudes called by God to be warriors.
September 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
"No beardos, just warriors" says chucklefuck trying to expel bearded dudes called by God to be warriors.
So Pete Hegseth wants to rid the military of "beardos," because men with beards can't be good soldiers
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
So Pete Hegseth wants to rid the military of "beardos," because men with beards can't be good soldiers
No beardos? So no one who fought in the Civil War then, got it. No wimps?! Have you even seen the video of you doing bench, bro? Feet flailing everywhere
Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
September 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM
No beardos? So no one who fought in the Civil War then, got it. No wimps?! Have you even seen the video of you doing bench, bro? Feet flailing everywhere
Sorry JD, no beardos or weirdos.
JD Vance tells a bizarre story about a drunk woman who he says came up to him at the RNC and told him how big and handsome he is
October 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Sorry JD, no beardos or weirdos.
Pete Hegseth said no “beardos” are allowed.
No word yet on short, two-inch wide mustaches.
No word yet on short, two-inch wide mustaches.
September 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Pete Hegseth said no “beardos” are allowed.
No word yet on short, two-inch wide mustaches.
No word yet on short, two-inch wide mustaches.
Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
September 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
Sorry, but “beardos, weirdos, and wimps” pretty much sums up the Republican party, Pete
October 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Sorry, but “beardos, weirdos, and wimps” pretty much sums up the Republican party, Pete
Is there a weight limit & an official “no beardos” ordered standard for senators yet?
October 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Is there a weight limit & an official “no beardos” ordered standard for senators yet?
This room is 36% beardos
Hegseth hosts his first Project Meridian meeting with Musk, Palmer Luckey and Newt Gingrich.
They’re looking at ways to use tech to boost Hegseth’s agenda, most likely using AI for surveillance and weapons.
They’re looking at ways to use tech to boost Hegseth’s agenda, most likely using AI for surveillance and weapons.
October 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
This room is 36% beardos
No beardos, no weirdos, no fatties
October 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
No beardos, no weirdos, no fatties
crusader tattoo guys vs nordic pagan beardos is a type of right wing internecine conflict I hadn't expected, but which seems so obvious in retrospect
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
crusader tattoo guys vs nordic pagan beardos is a type of right wing internecine conflict I hadn't expected, but which seems so obvious in retrospect
Pete: No beardos, weirdos, or wimps
Also Pete: I'm proud to announce that Palmer Luckey, Newt Gingrich, and Elon Musk....
Also Pete: I'm proud to announce that Palmer Luckey, Newt Gingrich, and Elon Musk....
September 30, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Pete: No beardos, weirdos, or wimps
Also Pete: I'm proud to announce that Palmer Luckey, Newt Gingrich, and Elon Musk....
Also Pete: I'm proud to announce that Palmer Luckey, Newt Gingrich, and Elon Musk....
"no beardos, no weirdos"
Meet the mega-donor Pete Hegseth just named as the leader of his new automated war initiative, along with mega-donor Elon Musk and Newt Gingruch. Donald Trump Jr. invests in his company. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Exclusive: Major Republican fundraiser winning contracts from Trump administration, emails reveal
Palmer Luckey has donated $5.9m to Republicans and bundled more, while reaping billions in Pentagon contracts
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
"no beardos, no weirdos"
Can’t be real. Hegseth said “no beardos”
April 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Can’t be real. Hegseth said “no beardos”
hegseth: No beardos, weirdos or fatties.
Also hegseth: These three will co-lead the military's Project Meridian.
Also hegseth: These three will co-lead the military's Project Meridian.
October 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
hegseth: No beardos, weirdos or fatties.
Also hegseth: These three will co-lead the military's Project Meridian.
Also hegseth: These three will co-lead the military's Project Meridian.
shaving this morning while muttering “no beardos, no weirdos“ quietly to myself
October 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
shaving this morning while muttering “no beardos, no weirdos“ quietly to myself
NO BEARDOS
Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
September 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
NO BEARDOS
Fatties, beardos, and weirdos.
October 2, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Fatties, beardos, and weirdos.