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Mitch McConnell speechless after US Midterm Elections
Mitch McConnell speechless after US Midterm Elections
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following midterm elections that saw Democrats take control of both the Senate and House of Representatives, former Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell offered up no c...
thebeaverton.com
November 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I'm covering all the latest US election updates in The Beaverton, North America's Trusted Source in News
The Beaverton nails it again ...
No one in Canada knows what time it is anywhere else in Canada
No one in Canada knows what time it is anywhere else in Canada
"My mother lives in Nova Scotia and I think it might still be October there? Or possibly next week? I’m not sure.”
www.thebeaverton.com
November 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The Beaverton nails it again ...
This is actually not satire, WTF Beaverton?
November 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
This is actually not satire, WTF Beaverton?
It's right out of Beaverton. But it's not.
November 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It's right out of Beaverton. But it's not.
From the Beaverton:
November 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
From the Beaverton:
The Beaverton is scooped @thebeaverton.com
November 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The Beaverton is scooped @thebeaverton.com
Too real, Beaverton.
November 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Too real, Beaverton.
And from The Beaverton a few days ago: bsky.app/profile/theb...
Pete Hoekstra warns Canada that he will personally annex one province for every state Trump loses in midterms
Pete Hoekstra warns Canada that he will personally annex one province for every state Trump loses in midterms
OTTAWA — A week after U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra warned Canada about interfering in the upcoming U.S. midterms, Hoekstra took things one step further, announcing that for every state Pres...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
And from The Beaverton a few days ago: bsky.app/profile/theb...
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Comedy Podcast · Updated Weekly · Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles an all-star Panel of comedians to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he...
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November 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Beaverton from the top rope
Mitch McConnell speechless after US Midterm Elections
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following midterm elections that saw Democrats take control of both the Senate and House of Representatives, former Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell offered up no c...
thebeaverton.com
November 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Beaverton from the top rope
Pour one out for your local satirists because I swear this could have been a Beaverton article.
So Alberta is banning Pride flags in schools, but "Fossil Fuel Appreciation Day" is mandatory? UCP government amended the Education Act with this gem:
www.canlii.org/en/ab/laws/a...
www.canlii.org/en/ab/laws/a...
November 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Pour one out for your local satirists because I swear this could have been a Beaverton article.
Forgot what the Beaverton was and completely believed this at face value, lol
November 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Forgot what the Beaverton was and completely believed this at face value, lol
BREAKING: Jerry Generazzo has been reelected as the mayor of Beaverton.
November 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
BREAKING: Jerry Generazzo has been reelected as the mayor of Beaverton.
Yowza, Beaverton!
Mitch McConnell speechless after US Midterm Elections
Mitch McConnell speechless after US Midterm Elections
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following midterm elections that saw Democrats take control of both the Senate and House of Representatives, former Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell offered up no c...
thebeaverton.com
November 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Yowza, Beaverton!
Dear America,
The Beaverton may be joking here, but Canadians really-o, truly-o are NOT taking you back.
The Beaverton may be joking here, but Canadians really-o, truly-o are NOT taking you back.
Report: Canada still isn't taking you back
Report: Canada still isn't taking you back
CANADA — After a Democratic blue wave swept the U.S. midterms tonight, and Democrats took back both the House and the Senate from the Republican party, Canada wishes to gently, yet firmly, let all of ...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Dear America,
The Beaverton may be joking here, but Canadians really-o, truly-o are NOT taking you back.
The Beaverton may be joking here, but Canadians really-o, truly-o are NOT taking you back.
Wildwood invites us to imagine a fantastical alternate reality where Beaverton does not exist
at the Wildwood showing, hooting and hollering every time i see a bridge i know, as is my right as a Portlandian
November 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Wildwood invites us to imagine a fantastical alternate reality where Beaverton does not exist
No, not really. It's satire. The Beaverton is the Canadian version of The Onion.
November 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
No, not really. It's satire. The Beaverton is the Canadian version of The Onion.
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November 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Attention podcast listeners!
In order to have midterms news to react to, we're recording slightly later this week and dropping a new episode in your feeds THURSDAY MORNING! See less
In order to have midterms news to react to, we're recording slightly later this week and dropping a new episode in your feeds THURSDAY MORNING! See less
Thank you, Mayor Beaty, for a great afternoon in downtown Beaverton visiting with local business owners. Small businesses in Oregon are amazing! I'm going to keep fighting to create a more level playing field so businesses of all sizes can succeed.
November 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Thank you, Mayor Beaty, for a great afternoon in downtown Beaverton visiting with local business owners. Small businesses in Oregon are amazing! I'm going to keep fighting to create a more level playing field so businesses of all sizes can succeed.
Why is the Beaverton suddenly not doing satire? 🤔🤨😂
No one in Canada knows what time it is anywhere else in Canada
No one in Canada knows what time it is anywhere else in Canada
"My mother lives in Nova Scotia and I think it might still be October there? Or possibly next week? I’m not sure.”
www.thebeaverton.com
November 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Why is the Beaverton suddenly not doing satire? 🤔🤨😂
You could write headlines for The Beaverton. 😉
October 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
You could write headlines for The Beaverton. 😉
Is that reporter from The Beaverton?
October 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Is that reporter from The Beaverton?
Beaverton = satire.
October 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Beaverton = satire.