#Beetlebert
Lauren Boebert betrayed veterans, call her!
#RepBoebert #Hoebert #Blowbert #Beetlebert #LaurenBoebert
May 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
These weirdos have such an obsession with women with blue hair.

They won't sleep with you Middle Aged Rock. They have higher standards than Beetlebert.
October 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
April 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Ooh he's gonna get desperate pretty soon.

Better get Beetlebert out and have her perform her "special skills."
February 17, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Yeah no one's buying that Beetlebert.

Biden will get credit, as he should. Hope the idiots in Dearborn are happy with their decision to kick him out.
January 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Lauren Beetlebert: You can’t be reasonable when you harbor such delusions about elections and the morality and competence of your predator-in-chief. Thank you for your attention to the coverups.
March 18, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Aw. I see he's got Beetlebert to lend a hand. 🥰
January 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Fuck donald and elon and jd and three toes and beetlebert, and I see you clarence, fuck you too! And mitchy and little mikey johnson, and marco and rafael and zuckie and bezos and...
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March 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
No one's buying you know what's in that bill Beetlebert.

I doubt she could read the first page, let alone the entire thing.
February 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Seems contrived by Beetlebert herself
February 26, 2026 at 9:54 PM
April 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Trending again for being dumb Bobo?🤣 What Ted doing?
#Blowbert #Hoebert #Beetlebert #RepBoebert #LaurenBoebert
February 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Rumor has it she'll appear from a vape cloud of you say "Beetlebert" three times
November 16, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Aw. Looks like Beetlebert had been dumped for a much more insane option. 😢
February 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Beetlebert is starting to lose her looks and with them, any relevance.

The other two are, well, kinda "different" to what the audience is looking for. (And they'll both find that out soon enough.)
November 26, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Quietly recovering from changing districts, Lauren Beetlebert will sneak into the back halls of the Capitol looking for fondlings in the dark theater of Congress. She is sure to tip over a garbage can or two if only to sup on remnants of her betters. This is one rambunctious raccoon.
#beetlebert
January 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Lauren Beetlebert, Low-Lord of Colorojo, is getting whiplash from watching the potties. The raunchy Raccoon saw “a guy” in the privy with other “ladies”. After chasing the other “ladies” out, she was left alone with a fondling. This randy Raccoon doesn’t really need a dark theater.
#beetlebert
January 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Quietly recovering from changing districts, Lauren Beetlebert will once again sneak into the back hallways of the Capitol searching for fondlings in the dark theater of Congress. She is sure to tip over a garbage can or two if only to sup on remnants of her betters. This is one rambunctious raccoon
January 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
May 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Lauren Boebert betrayed veterans...
#RepBoebert #Hoebert #Blowbert #Beetlebert #LaurenBoebert
May 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM