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Managed to make pizza last night and didn't fuck it up, despite an injury limiting my mobility!! Yeee
Now that's an "animal lover's" pie

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Photo of two handmade, small (diameter of less than a foot), mostly round pizzas on a wooden cutting board, which is on a gray counter. The toppings, in order, are: tomato sauce, shreds and crumbles of mozzarella-style plant-based soft cheeses, pieces of mycelium- and soy-based bacon, and freshly grated pecorino-style plant-based hard cheese.
September 23, 2026 at 12:35 AM
cockamamied.bsky.social
Burger night!! Unfortunately we were out of beverages other than plain water, but a cider would've been nice.
#BeigeNotGreen #VeganFood #ShittyVeganFood
A photo of a burger, crinkle-cut french fries, and a ramekin of dipping sauce (a mix of barbecue, ketchup, and Cholula) on a white, ceramic plate. A photo of my hand holding the burger (upside-down for some reason). I took a bite out of it already, so its contents are more visible. Inside a soft, pan-toasted bun are a browned burger patty (by Beyond), a melty slice of cheddar-style cashew cheese, a fried faux egg (by BeLeaf), a crisp slice of Bakon (by Thrilling Foods), and a dollop of ranch dressing (by Herbivorous Butcher).
February 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
cockamamied.bsky.social
Sam got me sick, time for another smoothie 🥲
This is the limit of #BeigeNotGreen btw
#VeganFood #ShittyVeganFood
Against a background of white kitchen cabinets, my hand is holding up a personal blender cup, which contains a metal straw and about 600 milliliters of liquid. The smoothie is a pretty unappetizing color, to be honest: one of those murky, tertiary, gray-brown, "is it green or purple?" shades. There are dark specks throughout, because my blender is not capable of completely pulverizing everything into homogeneous goop.
January 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM