Nostalgia for the days when Columbia kids' backpacks were caches filled with terrorist bikelocks and training manuals, the backpacks with the most Palestine flair indicated special training in advanced terror tactics like <checks notes> chaining doors and not leaving the building.

yeah!! and you better believe that i'll be buying the sturdiest fucking bikelocks AND an alarm that goes bananas when someone touches the bike lmao

#Penske #PenskeRental

#PenskyTruckRentals
#PenskyTruck
#Uhaul #Nazis

#YouHaulNazis

See? You’re supposed to carry #bikelocks 🔐 with you…

or, carry bikelocks on chains…
That should slow them down…

Designer Cameron Griffin is shining a light on bike theft in an inventive way - by repurposing abandoned bike locks and parts into functional furniture.

Read our interview with Cameron here:

www.stolenride.co.uk/bike-lock-fu...

#bikelocks #stolenbike

You're right @fifio.bsky.social. I'd heard they were better didn't realise that they were this much better though. #BikeLocks #BikeSecurity thebestbikelock.com/security/ang...

Ok #bikesky #blueskycycling #blueskybikes it’s time to share wisdom. #Bikelocks ! This is always a contentious subject. #ulocks #chains #hiplok #litelok #Kryptonite all have their fans. Then there is wearables. Who uses what? Who does not carry a lock at all? How do you carry your lock? 🔐 🚲

The leaves change. So does the ride🍂

Autumn transforms the UK — golden lanes, crisp morning commutes and a whole new reason to get out on two wheels.

Find the cycling accessories you need to keep riding safely as the days get shorter.

Gear up for autumn with MyNextBike🚲

#AutumnCycling #BikeLocks

Your e-bike & your head deserves the best protection! 🚴‍♂️ Check out the top helmets and secure locks that keep you and your ride safe.🔒🪖

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I walk up to where hes blocking the crosswalk to yhe bikelocks, and say this isnt a parking spot. Turban reverses enough for me to pass but doesnt get completely off the crosswalk.
As im locking up his wife walks by carrying a grocery bag in one hand and her phone held up recording me in the other.

[Bike locks]

A useful article in The Guardian's The Filter for a change: best bike locks. I've got a couple of these.

https://www.theguardian.com/thefilter/2025/jan/21/best-bike-locks

#cyclinguk #theguardianuk #thefilter #bikelocks

If your bike has a step-through frame and a belt drive, be sure to lock through the left side of the rear triangle and your wheel. (The lock can also pass through the right rear triangle, but, because of the belt drive, it's possible to open that triangle.) #bikes #bikelocks #beltdrive

Ten Names for a Race of Subterranean Dwellers:
10. Morlocks
8. Grimlocks
8. Bikelocks
7. Subterraneos
6. Mole fans
5. Gopher-botherers
4. People who get a +2 bonus to Stealth checks in areas of darkness
3. Cave-o Americans
2. Basementonians
1. Kyle