Exposing the BS of the longevity biohackers
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August 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Exposing the BS of the longevity biohackers
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The biohackers subreddit banned all posts about peptides and HRT because peptide companies were spamming + manipulating the sub in order to manipulate Google AI and ChatGPT answers. Very insidious industry that is drastically changing the internet
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Companies Are Using Reddit to Manipulate ChatGPT and Google AI Search
Peptide companies have been doing AI-engine optimization by spamming the biohackers subreddit to manipulate ChatGPT and Google.
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June 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The biohackers subreddit banned all posts about peptides and HRT because peptide companies were spamming + manipulating the sub in order to manipulate Google AI and ChatGPT answers. Very insidious industry that is drastically changing the internet
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journalists stop calling tech bros with eating disorders "biohackers" challenge (impossible)
July 26, 2023 at 5:16 PM
journalists stop calling tech bros with eating disorders "biohackers" challenge (impossible)
Me parto. Qué gradísimos los "biohackers".TikTok de @javimaska.
April 1, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Me parto. Qué gradísimos los "biohackers".TikTok de @javimaska.
Peptide companies have been doing AI-engine optimization by spamming the biohackers subreddit to manipulate ChatGPT and Google.
Companies Are Using Reddit to Manipulate ChatGPT and Google AI Search
Peptide companies have been doing AI-engine optimization by spamming the biohackers subreddit to manipulate ChatGPT and Google.
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June 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Peptide companies have been doing AI-engine optimization by spamming the biohackers subreddit to manipulate ChatGPT and Google.
he’s not a ‘biohacker’.
trans ppl are ‘biohackers’.
this man is a moron.
trans ppl are ‘biohackers’.
this man is a moron.
Biohacker Bryan Johnson reveals he has incurable disease amid mission to ‘defeat death’
Millionaire biohacker reveals he has incurable disease amid mission to ‘defeat death’
‘My stomach is eating itself,’ the tech entrepreneur announced on social media
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July 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM
he’s not a ‘biohacker’.
trans ppl are ‘biohackers’.
this man is a moron.
trans ppl are ‘biohackers’.
this man is a moron.
"Tech companies like Palantir now stock vending machines with nicotine pouches in the hopes of boosting their workers’ productivity."
Biohackers and wellness influencers are pushing nicotine as part of their ‘stacks’
As smoking rates fall in the U.S., startups and influencers are pushing the purported cognitive and health benefits of indulging in nicotine.
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February 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
"Tech companies like Palantir now stock vending machines with nicotine pouches in the hopes of boosting their workers’ productivity."
[rubs temples]
Okay, I have one saving grace here. It's not the biohackers this time.
Okay, I have one saving grace here. It's not the biohackers this time.
August 27, 2024 at 5:23 AM
[rubs temples]
Okay, I have one saving grace here. It's not the biohackers this time.
Okay, I have one saving grace here. It's not the biohackers this time.
any time i talk to trans biohackers i basically just imagine they're doing this all the time
a tom and jerry cartoon with a bowl of milk
Alt: a tom and jerry cartoon with a bowl of milk. the milk explodes when tom pours poison into it
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April 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
any time i talk to trans biohackers i basically just imagine they're doing this all the time
It irks me to see folks call themselves Biohackers for this. Farmers who experiment with gene splicing animal genes into plants are Biohackers to me. Folks who implant natural earth magnets next to nerves in their fingers are Biohackers to me. This? This is just experimenting with known drugs.
"Tech companies like Palantir now stock vending machines with nicotine pouches in the hopes of boosting their workers’ productivity."
Biohackers and wellness influencers are pushing nicotine as part of their ‘stacks’
As smoking rates fall in the U.S., startups and influencers are pushing the purported cognitive and health benefits of indulging in nicotine.
www.statnews.com
February 22, 2026 at 3:10 PM
It irks me to see folks call themselves Biohackers for this. Farmers who experiment with gene splicing animal genes into plants are Biohackers to me. Folks who implant natural earth magnets next to nerves in their fingers are Biohackers to me. This? This is just experimenting with known drugs.
June 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Biohackers might have gotten it wrong???
April 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Biohackers might have gotten it wrong???
People say we shouldn't give these guys attention but there's no way this guy is making biohackers look cool
November 11, 2023 at 2:06 AM
People say we shouldn't give these guys attention but there's no way this guy is making biohackers look cool
biohackers after sticking their finger up their butt:
*hacker voice* i'm in
*hacker voice* i'm in
September 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
biohackers after sticking their finger up their butt:
*hacker voice* i'm in
*hacker voice* i'm in
Except for the disability biohackers!
May 30, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Except for the disability biohackers!
Chili cheese fries being these rich biohackers’ kryptonite seems like a useful fact to tuck into your brain pocket
February 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Chili cheese fries being these rich biohackers’ kryptonite seems like a useful fact to tuck into your brain pocket
2005: your dog gets chipped at the vet
2015: biohackers get chipped at DEFCON
2025: rubber pets get chipped at COG
2015: biohackers get chipped at DEFCON
2025: rubber pets get chipped at COG
February 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
2005: your dog gets chipped at the vet
2015: biohackers get chipped at DEFCON
2025: rubber pets get chipped at COG
2015: biohackers get chipped at DEFCON
2025: rubber pets get chipped at COG
Some of the creepiest junk mail I get is from this dude who wants me to go to some mansion full of business creeps and biohackers to expand my circle. How many thousands of dollars do you think this stupid thing costs?
September 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Some of the creepiest junk mail I get is from this dude who wants me to go to some mansion full of business creeps and biohackers to expand my circle. How many thousands of dollars do you think this stupid thing costs?
biohackers: I want to conquer death itself and live forever!
me: we can wrap this up whenever, really.
me: we can wrap this up whenever, really.
August 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
biohackers: I want to conquer death itself and live forever!
me: we can wrap this up whenever, really.
me: we can wrap this up whenever, really.
the latter kind of biohackers still exist tho, you just need to know where to look for them
examples: Freedom of Form Foundation, Dangerous Things (the company), various random biohackers from fedi i guess
examples: Freedom of Form Foundation, Dangerous Things (the company), various random biohackers from fedi i guess
September 27, 2026 at 12:10 AM
the latter kind of biohackers still exist tho, you just need to know where to look for them
examples: Freedom of Form Foundation, Dangerous Things (the company), various random biohackers from fedi i guess
examples: Freedom of Form Foundation, Dangerous Things (the company), various random biohackers from fedi i guess
1000 elite biohackers using technology from the year 3000 and a mountain of LSD could not invent a creature half as bananas as the anteater
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
1000 elite biohackers using technology from the year 3000 and a mountain of LSD could not invent a creature half as bananas as the anteater
"thanks to [...] biohackers"
Damn, wtf happened to the (mainstream) biohacking scene? How did something you would think was founded upon the radical principle of maximizing morphological freedom turn into such a reactionary scene?
Damn, wtf happened to the (mainstream) biohacking scene? How did something you would think was founded upon the radical principle of maximizing morphological freedom turn into such a reactionary scene?
1 in 3 men and nearly half of women haven't masturbated in the last 90 days according to Playboy's Gen Z Sex Survey.
First, over the last decade or so, self-pleasure has gotten a bum rap on social media thanks to gym bros and biohackers spouting disinfo about pleasuring yourself.
First, over the last decade or so, self-pleasure has gotten a bum rap on social media thanks to gym bros and biohackers spouting disinfo about pleasuring yourself.
One in Three Gen Z Men Hasn't Masturbated in 90 Days
One in three men and nearly half of women haven't masturbated in the last 90 days according to Playboy's Gen Z Sex Survey.
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September 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
"thanks to [...] biohackers"
Damn, wtf happened to the (mainstream) biohacking scene? How did something you would think was founded upon the radical principle of maximizing morphological freedom turn into such a reactionary scene?
Damn, wtf happened to the (mainstream) biohacking scene? How did something you would think was founded upon the radical principle of maximizing morphological freedom turn into such a reactionary scene?