A true Wolf Blitzer situation
“Olivia Nuzzi” is a cool name that deserves a better person
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
A true Wolf Blitzer situation
Wolf Blitzer celebrating a Bills win in a room that hasn't been updated since the towers fell
January 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Wolf Blitzer celebrating a Bills win in a room that hasn't been updated since the towers fell
hanging out on the podium making awkward small talk with wolf blitzer, as one does
February 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
hanging out on the podium making awkward small talk with wolf blitzer, as one does
Can confirm:
1) Insane throw
2) Blitzer got got
1) Insane throw
2) Blitzer got got
December 6, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Can confirm:
1) Insane throw
2) Blitzer got got
1) Insane throw
2) Blitzer got got
February 25, 2026 at 8:34 PM
BLITZER: He put out a statement disavowing any connection to extremism
MOSKOWITZ: Who did? Joe Kent?
BLITZER: Yeah. He said he met this guy on the street
MOSKOWITZ: Okay. Wolf, you and I have not ended up on a Nazi-sympathizer podcast, right? It's not something that accidentally happens
MOSKOWITZ: Who did? Joe Kent?
BLITZER: Yeah. He said he met this guy on the street
MOSKOWITZ: Okay. Wolf, you and I have not ended up on a Nazi-sympathizer podcast, right? It's not something that accidentally happens
March 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
BLITZER: He put out a statement disavowing any connection to extremism
MOSKOWITZ: Who did? Joe Kent?
BLITZER: Yeah. He said he met this guy on the street
MOSKOWITZ: Okay. Wolf, you and I have not ended up on a Nazi-sympathizer podcast, right? It's not something that accidentally happens
MOSKOWITZ: Who did? Joe Kent?
BLITZER: Yeah. He said he met this guy on the street
MOSKOWITZ: Okay. Wolf, you and I have not ended up on a Nazi-sympathizer podcast, right? It's not something that accidentally happens
Blitzer calls the intern into the office to discuss "matters of his employment"
February 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Blitzer calls the intern into the office to discuss "matters of his employment"
BLITZER: If a Democratic Senate primary were held in Pennsylvania today, do you believe you would win?
FETTERMAN: ... Like, today?
BLITZER: Yeah
FETTERMAN: Uh. Yeah.
FETTERMAN: ... Like, today?
BLITZER: Yeah
FETTERMAN: Uh. Yeah.
August 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
BLITZER: If a Democratic Senate primary were held in Pennsylvania today, do you believe you would win?
FETTERMAN: ... Like, today?
BLITZER: Yeah
FETTERMAN: Uh. Yeah.
FETTERMAN: ... Like, today?
BLITZER: Yeah
FETTERMAN: Uh. Yeah.
Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody
Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody
YouTube video by The Onion
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July 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody
Damn they're saying Wolf Blitzer ripped his shirt off and screamed "come get some"
April 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Damn they're saying Wolf Blitzer ripped his shirt off and screamed "come get some"
say what you will about cnn, I like that they let wolf blitzer go by his wrestling name
December 31, 2024 at 6:57 PM
say what you will about cnn, I like that they let wolf blitzer go by his wrestling name
*having sex with Wolf Blitzer*
“Inside me there are 3 wolves”
“Inside me there are 3 wolves”
September 24, 2023 at 3:59 PM
*having sex with Wolf Blitzer*
“Inside me there are 3 wolves”
“Inside me there are 3 wolves”
has wolf blitzer tweeted another photo of the prices at that really expensive gas station in DC yet
March 27, 2026 at 1:32 PM
has wolf blitzer tweeted another photo of the prices at that really expensive gas station in DC yet
Wolf it’s your time to shine
June 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Wolf it’s your time to shine
(guy walks in, dressed in Wolf Blitzer merchandise)
Polymarket is opening a bar in Washington, D.C. tomorrow called The Situation Room.
Per Polymarket: "Imagine a sports bar… but just for situation monitoring — live X feeds, flight radar, Bloomberg terminals, and Polymarket screens."
Per Polymarket: "Imagine a sports bar… but just for situation monitoring — live X feeds, flight radar, Bloomberg terminals, and Polymarket screens."
March 19, 2026 at 2:46 PM
(guy walks in, dressed in Wolf Blitzer merchandise)
wolf blitzer literally worked for AIPAC. israel has to do some really bad shit for wolf blitzer to be like "uhhhh excuse me"
October 31, 2023 at 7:51 PM
wolf blitzer literally worked for AIPAC. israel has to do some really bad shit for wolf blitzer to be like "uhhhh excuse me"
Blitzer looks like he's about to cry.
CNN: President Trump has said the the war will be over within days at least 37 times before
June 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Blitzer looks like he's about to cry.
POV it’s dinner time and grandpa’s calling from the wrong P.F. Chang’s
April 26, 2026 at 4:04 AM
POV it’s dinner time and grandpa’s calling from the wrong P.F. Chang’s
Old pic of Blitzer taking a selfie by @diyemi.bsky.social
January 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Old pic of Blitzer taking a selfie by @diyemi.bsky.social
Old pic of big good boy Blitzer by @theredgoon.bsky.social
February 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Old pic of big good boy Blitzer by @theredgoon.bsky.social
Ok explain Wolf Blitzer then
July 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Ok explain Wolf Blitzer then
BLITZER: “Did you accomplish anything specific during this meeting with Kushner?”
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social : “No.”😕
Hope it was worth it!
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social : “No.”😕
Hope it was worth it!
August 25, 2026 at 9:50 PM
BLITZER: “Did you accomplish anything specific during this meeting with Kushner?”
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social : “No.”😕
Hope it was worth it!
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social : “No.”😕
Hope it was worth it!
In today’s daily newsletter, Jonathan Blitzer, who covers immigration for The New Yorker, talks about the horrific conditions of the Florida detention facility known as “Alligator Alcatraz.”
The Shame of “Alligator Alcatraz”
From the daily newsletter: the immigration reporter Jonathan Blitzer on the Florida detention facility.
www.newyorker.com
July 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
In today’s daily newsletter, Jonathan Blitzer, who covers immigration for The New Yorker, talks about the horrific conditions of the Florida detention facility known as “Alligator Alcatraz.”