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"Most men die at 27. We just bury them at 72."

~ Mark Twain.

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July 18, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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Don't give up, the game isn't over until you walk off the court! 'If you give up, that's when the game is over.'
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July 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck

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June 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant

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June 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen

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June 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

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June 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant

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June 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen

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June 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

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June 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow

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June 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen

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June 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

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June 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow

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June 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney

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June 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

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June 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow

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June 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney

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June 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." - Phyllis Diller

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June 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow

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June 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney

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June 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." - Phyllis Diller

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June 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

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June 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney

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June 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." - Phyllis Diller

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June 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

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June 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM