#Bokonon
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January 22, 2026 at 5:00 AM
bokonon says that peculiar travelling suggestions are dancing lessons from god
Should I go on a road trip to Canton, Ohio tomorrow to see the Hoover Vacuum Cleaner museum?
April 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
“Sometimes the pool-pah,” Bokonon tells us, “exceeds the power of humans to comment.” Bokonon translates ‘pool-pah’ at one point in The Books of Bokonon as “shit storm” and at another point as “wrath of God.”
August 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Standing up on the plane, smashing the livestream button, then delivering an impassioned reading from the First Book of Bokonon
July 29, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Increasing find I am having to turn for guidance to the Book of Bokonon
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
As Bokonon says: “peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from god”.

Kurt Vonnegut - Cat’s Cradle
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Bokonon. Cat’s Cradle. Kurt Vonnegut
June 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
fully believe in Bokonon again because @ljabouttown.bsky.social is in my karass
Had THE BEST conversation w/ @johnchrostek.com about BOXCUTTERS & FEAST OF THE PALE LEVIATHAN!

Hear it soon on Malarkey Public Radio, after the @yoadrianididit.bsky.social episode about HAIRSHIRT!

(Substack is pro-Nazi, so Alan had to move the podcast to the @malarkeybooks.bsky.social website.)
August 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Life is a garden,
not a road

we enter and exit
through the same gate

wandering,
where we go matters less
than what we notice.

~ Bokonon (The Lost Book), from ‘Cat's Cradle’ by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. [1963]

#Photography
June 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
A nickname I have for our dog is Bokonon because rather than lick my face, he greets me by placing his front feet on me. If you don’t know who Bokonon is I do sorta feel obligated to explain.
When you're explaining your nicknames, you're losing.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Bleu Bayou demo is now on Steam, Itch, and Newgrounds!

Check out the trailer, and wishlist today!

⚙️ WISHLIST ON STEAM
store.steampowered.com/app/3806790/...

🕹️ ITCH
bokonon-yossarian.itch.io/bleu-bayou-d...

🪖 NEWGROUNDS
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

🦞 PRESS KIT
impress.games/press-kit/bo...
October 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"Appreciate it! You saved a procrastinator. May your Wi-Fi always be strong." 😁
Bon déjà je vois qu'on a déjà bien travaillé l'humour!
Que Bokonon parsème sa route de pétales de rose et de jasmin.
August 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"Truth was the enemy of the people, because the truth was so terrible, so Bokonon made it his business to provide the people with better and better lies."

Cat’s Cradle (1963)
February 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies”. The Books of Bokonon in “Cat’s Cradle” by Kurt Vonnegut.
December 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“The first sentence in ‘The Books of Bokonon’ is this:

‘All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.’

My Bokononist warning is this:

Anyone unable to understand how a useful religion can be founded on lies will not understand this book either.

So be it.”

Cat’s Cradle (1963)
March 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bokonon origin montage resembling one of those ones with crazy lines going everywhere like when Bugs Bunny travels underground 🧊
December 6, 2024 at 11:56 AM
He would probably write out the Books of Bokonon to poison AI, which would be awesome
June 24, 2026 at 3:11 AM
"We do, doodly do, doodly do
what we must, muddily must, muddily must
while we can, cannily can, cannily can
till we bust, bodily bust, bodily bust."
- Bokonon, in Cat's Cradle
April 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
zine fest went really well today ! the bokonon zine was received rather positively :)
August 18, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Today, we're looking at the flagship effect from @otherpedals.bsky.social, the BOKONON Fuzz, modeled after the classic Bender MKIII - check out our demo below, this one f*cks!!

youtu.be/mhv1HRdRtMI

#pedaloftheday #guitarpedals
Other* Pedals Bokonon Fuzz
YouTube video by Pedal of the Day
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March 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I am in love with Vonnegut’s habit of ending chapters with cliffhangers that are both plainly, drily stated, but also incredibly tantalizing. 🧊
December 9, 2024 at 2:50 PM
"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way."

—Bokonon
May 7, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Y’all need a lot less Qanon and a lot more Bokonon
December 28, 2024 at 6:37 PM
“As it was supposed to happen,” Bokonon would say.

A philosophy for people who have no power so why worry. 🧊
December 5, 2024 at 7:50 PM
No emperor, no clothes, as Bokonon would say.
May 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM