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#boombride 😅
riengray.bsky.social Rien Gray @riengray.bsky.social · 21h
when there's a size difference but the sub is the larger one
the side of a dumpster that for some reason says "large enough to serve, small enough to care"
October 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
valwrites.ca
Boombride is also on kobo plus 👉🥺👈
July 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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The physical store is LIVE castlestation.bigcartel.com

BOOMBRIDE PAPERBACKS

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Join the literally hundreds of others who have enjoyed BOOM Goes the Bride. (4.6⭐ on GR!) Get your copy today. DON'T WAIT

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Banner ad for BOOM goes the bride. A vibrant pulpy book mockup on the left. Reader review snippets fill the rest. Readers say: The pacing is relentless. Val is a master of setup and pay-off. I couldn't stop smiling. "Hunter S. Thompson if we relace the drugs with magic and missiles." "it shouldn’t work, but the author goes into it so hard that you can’t help but be swept up in it." Buy it. Valwrites.ca
May 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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It's coming. It's real. And it's pulpy.

Romance. Action. Magic. Lesbians. Sharing psychic masturbation while flying through a gas giant.

And more.

Join me.

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#boombride #bookbazaar25 #💙📚🚀❤️ #🧡🦄📚🪐 🌈🚀💫
August 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
valwrites.ca
putting this verbatim in boombride 2
audconnelly.bsky.social Aud Connelly: transcribing #Dogwood3 (90.5/99k) @audconnelly.bsky.social · Dec 8
I will hunt my past self for sport and kill her for this. #dogwood2
Then a voice said softly in his ear, "[some comforting bullshit idk]"
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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buy @valwrites.ca's book!

valwrites.itch.io/boombride
BOOM Goes the Bride by Valiant
A pulpy lesbian cyberfantasy romp with a touch of Doom, and BOOM.
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October 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Boombride 2
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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zohran style ad reading: BACKERKIT for BOOMBRIDE.
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Sell a book in ten words or fewer:

Jetbiker lesbian robs Space Bezos, smooches his daughter, explosions ensue

valwrites.itch.io/boombride
August 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
valwrites.ca
And yet they still won't pick up boombride!!
megapolisomancy.bsky.social Zachary Gillan @megapolisomancy.bsky.social · Oct 22
Word on the street is that the next big thing in publishing is garish, avant garde science fantasy about anguished souls living in weird cities built on the bones of fallen civilizations they could never hope to understand
June 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
valwrites.ca
Sell your book in 5 words:

Cyberfantasy lesbian pulp, big vocabulary

valwrites.itch.io/boombride
July 27, 2026 at 7:03 PM
valwrites.ca
Thank you everybody. From the bottom of my heart. I am going to go lie down now. Please continue to fund it so that we get the fanciest possible print and I can afford to do the sequel just as nice.

Love you

#boombride

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Boombride FUNDED IN AN HOUR
YouTube video by Valiant Writes
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November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
valwrites.ca
Every so often when i check itch I'll see that amongst the bundle sales some maniac has gone and bought Boombride separately and i wish i knew where they were coming from lol
A screenshot of my itch notifications showing a sale for Boombride between a bunch of bundle sales.
June 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
valwrites.ca
Made a short little fake netflix trailer for the book cos i can't stop, won't stop, hammertime.

Anyhoo if you think this is moderately funny the book is funnier & better, i swear. Go buy it. $5k in 5 days can't be wrong! Let's do $6k in 6!

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#boombride #tbb2025
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
valwrites.ca
Graphic design and high quality marketing are my passions, unlike straight jorking it, which i never do, and especially never my peanitz

valwrites.ca
Trope map of Boombride. Grumpy x sunshine with reversed colour palette. Corporate royalty. Taboo romance. Different worlds (literally!) it's for sickos!
October 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
valwrites.ca
This is legitimately three chapters of Boombride except wizard duels
leaftilde.bsky.social Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · Nov 10
Test your psychic girlfriend's powers of concentration by eating her out while she assembles a jenga tower with telekinesis.

See if you can't make it tip over~
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
valwrites.ca
It's like boombride but you can read it right now. That's like, even better than good
sophiajt.com Sophia Turner (Mara out now!) 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiajt.com · Dec 3
My debut novel - a spicy sci-fi lesbian romp - came out this year!

For fans of cyberpunk with heart, heat, and blockbuster pace.
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
valwrites.ca
I posted an illegal sneak peek of Boombride 2 last night (title is revealed at the last page of Boombride btw) and thankfully no one saw my moment of weakness. You're all safe from amoral chainsmoking scientist handler
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
valwrites.ca
Whoever just bought Boombride and left a $5 tip i hope every bed you sleep in is exactly the temperature you want and your pillows always support your neck and that you're very sexy
September 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
valwrites.ca
this counts as #boombride fluff btw
valwrites.ca Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein) @valwrites.ca · Sep 11
#sst25 10: Convoy

Lost another ship. Space in front of us turned to a purple-gold sea, waves cresting in particle foam, charged & uncharged & god damn magical. Hopeful Homestead got broadsided. Picked up & carried off to who knows where

6 left. We burned for altitude, whatever that means out here
September 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
valwrites.ca
EXPLODED by my Bride Due to the Ongoing Political Crisis Surrounding Her Assets and Arranged Marriage

In the Butt

#LGBTQWRITEATHON #boombride
amaralynn.bsky.social AmaraJLynn 🦹 drafting Fire & Feathers @amaralynn.bsky.social · Jun 17
#LGBTQWriteAThon June 17: Make your book's title into a tingler today! A Tingler, made infamous by Chuck Tingle, goes something like this: Pounded in the butt by...

#QueerWriters #pride #writesky #writingcommunity
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June 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
valwrites.ca
Look Gary, there i am again!!
The look gary, there i am again meme. spongebob points at the TV where the krusty krab commercial is playing and to his barely visible hat in the back window, except i've put the boombride cover there.
July 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
valwrites.ca
It's my birthday. On this, the day the Earth was destined to be destroyed, i command you to buy the book and request that you share with your friends so they too might become entranced, enraged, and engorged by the sexy action drama of #Boombride
valwrites.ca Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein) @valwrites.ca · Feb 20
5 stars? How bout FIVE STAR AVERAGE BABY

"It’s tongue in cheek & weird as hell, and it shouldn’t work, but the author goes into it so hard that you can’t help but be swept up"

NOW! that's what I call MY BRAND

(pre)ORDER 💥BOOM GOES THE BRIDE👰 MEOW

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This is a fantasy novel about Nil, a several-hundred-year-old Elven assassin in unwilling service to a merciless goddess, pursuing a magical dagger. It’s a science fiction novel about Sook, whose father rules a corporate empire based on creating hundreds and thousands of clones of her. And it’s a spicy, spicy romance as the two women are drawn to each other. The pace is breakneck, the world-building a glorious, pyrotechnic mash-up of fantasy and sci-fi elements, with an extra helping of pathos and heart. In all honesty, it’s tongue in cheek and weird as hell, and it shouldn’t work, but the author goes into it so hard that you can’t help but be swept up in it, wondering where on earth it’s going next, and rooting for our two heroines to finally get their freedom. I liked both Nil and Sook immensely. In short, it was super. Very much looking forward to the conclusion of the story in the next book. I received an advance review copy for free (thank you to the author!) and I am leaving this review voluntarily. Boom Goes the Bride is a fast, explosive dive into a dystopian world where trillionaires pull the strings and everyone else fights to survive. Sook, daughter of a global power player, is kidnapped—possibly saved—by the enigmatic shadow Nil, kicking off a high‑stakes story where every alliance is questionable and every choice has consequences. The pacing is relentless: chases, gunfights, explosions, and just a spark of romance to keep things interesting. Despite the action, the characters feel sharp and human, and the worldbuilding lands hard without slowing the momentum. The bride goes boom—literally and metaphorically—and the cliffhanger ending makes a sequel feel inevitable. A quick, thrilling hit for fans of cyber‑fantasy, gritty dystopias, and morally grey heroes. I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily. I was given this book complimentary from Book Sirens in e-book form in return for my honest review. Everything stated in this review is of my own opinion and I was not compensated monetarily for providing this review. A sapphic alternate university fantasy romance that once it gets past it's stuttering start really takes off and engages the reader. Nil is an elven thief enslaved by a goddess and Sook is a corporate princess enslaved to her father and when their paths cross sparks fly, both the romantic type and the high tech firepower chasing the pair. The author creates a fantastic universe merging Gods, demons and fantastic creatures from an elven universe with futuristic weaponry from a future earth brought together by an event called "the pulse" with destroyed the earth in the process. The romance is hot and the chemistry between the two main characters is great. The pace of the book is frantic and reminds me in parts of Hunter S. Thompson if we relace the drugs with magic and missiles. When I started this book I did not think I would like it but after finishing it I find myself looking eagerly forward to #2 Recommended to fans of sci-fi and sapphic romances. Five stars. The cover of my novel BOOM goes the BRIDE. An elven woman riding a jetbike drops off an asian woman, who is dressed like a greek god. Buildings rise at extreme perspective around them. The word BOOM is in giant yellow letters at the top over a stylized gas giant, followed by a holographic sign on a buildiing saying "goes." The follows as a neon sign jutting from the building, with the "E" out, as if the sign has broken. The word BRIDE flows up an angled platform, with the I being replaced by the asian woman. It is a very energetic scene in lesbian flag colors and blues.
March 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
valwrites.ca
I used one of Ramona's dividers for scene breaks in Boombride! see if you can find it :)
June 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
valwrites.ca
#tbbchat! We're so close to launch 😭😭😭 exciting yet terrifying. #Boombride goes boom very soon.
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