#Bordens
personally i think we've had enough renditions of lizzie bordens story
August 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Little wiry phys ed coach. pretty nice guy real clown. Had a former student who was in a wreck with a Bordens milk truck. So he was always telling us to be sure and look both ways for big yellow Bordens milk trucks.
Always check rearview mirror for big yellow Bordens milk trucks before lane changes
February 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Lizzie bordens steam powered fuck machine
September 26, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Damm i hope Bordens alright #AEW
September 27, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The Bordens hated the Irish. Bridget, the maid, lived in the attic but wasn't allowed access to the 2nd story because they were afraid she'd steal from them.
April 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Babe is also an ox, and since the Bordens plant was in WI…
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
MableToys on twitter has described himself as turning into a homcrowsexual because of the Bordens. I believe this is a new sexual orientation.
September 26, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Steven Bordens wrestling name should be StIIng and its a roman numeral 2
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ew god they’re gonna have the Bordens and Darby Allin take the trios belts off of Swerve and New Level huh
October 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Vintage NY Worlds Fair 1939

BORDENS VITA-MAN D Brochure 1940 irradiated milk

#1939WorldsFair
April 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
with her famous air bordens…..
January 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Nasty landing ... once Steven Bordens hand went up the way it did ..... it was time to close that match out. Great job by the team to stop it ! #aewallout
September 27, 2026 at 12:52 AM
CN Mord

An Lizzie Bordens Stelle hätte ich die auch umgebracht
September 20, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Because the Bordens had sooooo much closet space 🙄🪓
Hey @rmccarthyjames.bsky.social did you see how many axes there are??? A whole CLOSET. So many kinds!
September 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
hab gestern All Out gesehen und nach Steven Bordens Matchabbruch kam irgendwie DREISSIG Minuten später ne Ansage dass jetzt ein Arzt vor Ort wäre, da hab ich mal kurz gestutzt
September 28, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Doctors Without Bordens
October 3, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Darby and the Bordens for trios champs!
September 20, 2026 at 11:28 PM
25 cents off a quart of bordens eggnog.
August 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Bordens ended up eventually wielding enchanted mugs and eventually killing lich king in an GDKP group our guild ran each week after our main run.

THIS WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN but whoops, Bordens graduated from crying in thunderbluff with his broken horn and sad blue eyes
January 6, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Whew, AEW All Out done and dusted. Great show, all in all Steve Bordens injury aside.

Now just two and a half hours until NJPW's Destruction event. I'm not getting much sleep tonight. 😅
September 27, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Steven Bordens Mom’s genes laid down for Stings genes like Jeff Jarrett laid down for hogan in WCW
August 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
so both bordens like to meet all grifters, anyway. good to know.
September 20, 2026 at 10:06 PM
1949 NYC Street Scene. Stopping at an open window for Bordens Buttermilk at 10 cent per glass and Ice Cream Sodas with Hortons Ice Cream at 15 cents.

Photo: Ruth Orkin
November 26, 2023 at 12:39 PM
They were just stand-up folks, the Bordens, weren't they? I think Lizzie did everyone a favour.
April 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM