September 24, 2026 at 10:18 PM
“Trump Says Eric Is All Biden’s Fault.”
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May 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“Trump Says Eric Is All Biden’s Fault.”
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“Trump Claims Tariffs Were Eric’s Idea.”
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April 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
“Trump Claims Tariffs Were Eric’s Idea.”
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Other Places the Secret Service Can Hide Trump
Collaboration of
Andy Borowitz
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@borowitzreport.bsky.social
and
Ann Telnaes
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@anntelnaes.bsky.social
Collaboration of
Andy Borowitz
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@borowitzreport.bsky.social
and
Ann Telnaes
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@anntelnaes.bsky.social
August 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Other Places the Secret Service Can Hide Trump
Collaboration of
Andy Borowitz
substack.com/@borowitzreport
@borowitzreport.bsky.social
and
Ann Telnaes
substack.com/@anntelnaes
@anntelnaes.bsky.social
Collaboration of
Andy Borowitz
substack.com/@borowitzreport
@borowitzreport.bsky.social
and
Ann Telnaes
substack.com/@anntelnaes
@anntelnaes.bsky.social
BREAKING: Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer
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Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer
Informing Patel of his decision in a brief phone call, Trump reportedly said, “Sorry, Kash—we’re going deer.”
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September 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
BREAKING: Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer
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When you need a smile !https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/zelenskyy-offers-to-broker-peace?r=8au0z
June 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When you need a smile !https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/zelenskyy-offers-to-broker-peace?r=8au0z
Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport)
Agree?
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September 27, 2026 at 11:56 PM
August 24, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Jeanine Pirro is a laughing joke
She should go hide somewhere and stay quiet
The more she say, the more stupid she sounds.
No credibility at all
She should go hide somewhere and stay quiet
The more she say, the more stupid she sounds.
No credibility at all
Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport)
Jeanine Pirro says there will be zero tolerance for people coming to Washington to commit political violence against the president—however, people get a pardon if they come to Washington to commit pol...
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April 29, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Jeanine Pirro is a laughing joke
She should go hide somewhere and stay quiet
The more she say, the more stupid she sounds.
No credibility at all
She should go hide somewhere and stay quiet
The more she say, the more stupid she sounds.
No credibility at all
