340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise https://theonion.com/340-million-americans-killed-in-botched-training-exercise/
April 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise https://theonion.com/340-million-americans-killed-in-botched-training-exercise/
I have many flaws, but at least I’m not a ketamine addict with a botched penis surgery.
March 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have many flaws, but at least I’m not a ketamine addict with a botched penis surgery.
Botched Hit (The Mayor Pt.7)
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Botched Hit (The Mayor Pt.7)
Botched Penis surgery?
“Elongate”
“Elongate”
March 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Botched Penis surgery?
“Elongate”
“Elongate”
AI botched their graduation…
Sir, another graduation ceremony in which the students booed AI has dropped.
"College graduates were pissed after their school used AI to announce graduates’ names and missed hundreds of names"
(via @/FearedBuck on Twitter)
"College graduates were pissed after their school used AI to announce graduates’ names and missed hundreds of names"
(via @/FearedBuck on Twitter)
May 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
AI botched their graduation…
While you were sleeping, South Korean President Looney Yoon was impeached and removed from office over his botched, short-lived martial law stunt.
December 14, 2024 at 5:59 PM
While you were sleeping, South Korean President Looney Yoon was impeached and removed from office over his botched, short-lived martial law stunt.
Five things I did last week.
1. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
2. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
3. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
4. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
5. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
*Please ask Grimes about this.
1. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
2. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
3. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
4. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
5. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
*Please ask Grimes about this.
February 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Five things I did last week.
1. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
2. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
3. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
4. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
5. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
*Please ask Grimes about this.
1. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
2. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
3. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
4. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
5. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
*Please ask Grimes about this.
Robert Redford walking into Robards’ office: “They botched the redaction.”
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Robert Redford walking into Robards’ office: “They botched the redaction.”
BOTCHED UN SPEECH
BOTCHED TRUMP TV!
BOTCHED TRUMP TV!
September 23, 2026 at 1:50 PM
BOTCHED UN SPEECH
BOTCHED TRUMP TV!
BOTCHED TRUMP TV!
October 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Elon's botched penis job
June 13, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Elon's botched penis job
Glad to hear it wasn't botched.
March 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Glad to hear it wasn't botched.
Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.
> someone tries to kill you in a very public botched effort
> everyone hates you 2% more
> everyone hates you 2% more
President Trump approval poll (Reuters/Ipsos)
Disapprove 64% (+2)
Approve 34% (-2)
(Shift from April 15)
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Disapprove 64% (+2)
Approve 34% (-2)
(Shift from April 15)
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
April 28, 2026 at 5:23 PM
> someone tries to kill you in a very public botched effort
> everyone hates you 2% more
> everyone hates you 2% more
you know the Epstein stuff has them shook when they're back on Hillary's emails
July 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
you know the Epstein stuff has them shook when they're back on Hillary's emails
Since when is fraud called Botched?
December 17, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Since when is fraud called Botched?
We're like 3 tweets away from Trump bringing up Elon's botched penis
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We're like 3 tweets away from Trump bringing up Elon's botched penis
The very botched Comey indictment.. solid takedown from someone who was a competent fed prosecutor (which none of the people in pix below are)
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
The very botched Comey indictment
The case so far is so sloppy, it might never get to a jury.
open.substack.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The very botched Comey indictment.. solid takedown from someone who was a competent fed prosecutor (which none of the people in pix below are)
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
botched botox injection
July 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
botched botox injection