Fortunately there is no brain to worry about
February 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Fortunately there is no brain to worry about
witch hat atelier wisdom i keep on my desktop to stare at until it's imprinted directly onto my brain
December 30, 2024 at 3:32 AM
witch hat atelier wisdom i keep on my desktop to stare at until it's imprinted directly onto my brain
Say no to AI and yes to original art artologica.etsy.com
June 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Say no to AI and yes to original art artologica.etsy.com
hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
September 27, 2023 at 2:56 AM
hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
4 new ALGORITHM watercolors. Algorithm says add to cart. www.etsy.com/shop/artolog...
May 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
4 new ALGORITHM watercolors. Algorithm says add to cart. www.etsy.com/shop/artolog...
Alt text, because that’s what Mr. Rogers would do.
May 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Alt text, because that’s what Mr. Rogers would do.
this is what it boils down to me, as someone cursed with the kind of brain that finds TikTok shorts to be infuriatingly slow-moving as compared to reading text at hyperspeed until my eyeballs dry out
I can read (and type) much *much* faster than you can speak, unless you are an auctioneer.
June 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
this is what it boils down to me, as someone cursed with the kind of brain that finds TikTok shorts to be infuriatingly slow-moving as compared to reading text at hyperspeed until my eyeballs dry out
And get wrong answers which you lack the capacity to determine because you've outsourced your brain to a fancy text prediction engine that you've decided thinks and understands.
February 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
And get wrong answers which you lack the capacity to determine because you've outsourced your brain to a fancy text prediction engine that you've decided thinks and understands.
Trump the all-time-great subtext-to-text translator in American politics. Rotting brain just popping off random confessions like this while he can't even comb his own hair.
Trump minimizes domestic abuse during a talk at the Museum of the Bible: "Things that take place in the home, they call crime ... If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this was a crime, see?"
September 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Trump the all-time-great subtext-to-text translator in American politics. Rotting brain just popping off random confessions like this while he can't even comb his own hair.
I’m not thrilled that this place is shrinking but I’ll be here until they turn the lights off because text-based social media is all my brain is wired for and I cannot keep up with discord to save my life
Bluesky kinda in a weird place where its dramatically less popular than it was 2-3 months ago, but that's still dramatically more popular than it was 6 months ago.
May 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’m not thrilled that this place is shrinking but I’ll be here until they turn the lights off because text-based social media is all my brain is wired for and I cannot keep up with discord to save my life
The responses to both of these posts made me glad I was comprehensive in my alt-text, even though it was tedious to input. Also, a small part of my brain is clearly still a media reporter.
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The responses to both of these posts made me glad I was comprehensive in my alt-text, even though it was tedious to input. Also, a small part of my brain is clearly still a media reporter.
Me when I have literally any idea:
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Me when I have literally any idea:
You can always make it better later
The only supercomputer you can depend on is your own brain
The only supercomputer you can depend on is your own brain
December 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
You can always make it better later
The only supercomputer you can depend on is your own brain
The only supercomputer you can depend on is your own brain
CNN headline "HOW TRUMP ARRIVED AT HIS STUNNING IDEA TO TAKE OVER GAZA" and the article text is just "his brain is oatmeal"
February 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
CNN headline "HOW TRUMP ARRIVED AT HIS STUNNING IDEA TO TAKE OVER GAZA" and the article text is just "his brain is oatmeal"
Declare your allegiance to the human and analog artologica.etsy.com
July 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Declare your allegiance to the human and analog artologica.etsy.com
I was surprised to learn that this is the all-time most popular Effin' Birds comic over the nine year run (so far).
February 27, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I was surprised to learn that this is the all-time most popular Effin' Birds comic over the nine year run (so far).
I am not subjecting my brain to reading this, but scanning a few keywords thru the text - Trump didn't write this. This is Steven Miller's stream of conciseness after he snorted two lines of coke, and raved directly into speech-to-text dictation.
If an elderly friend or loved one did this, you would have them institutionalized.
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I am not subjecting my brain to reading this, but scanning a few keywords thru the text - Trump didn't write this. This is Steven Miller's stream of conciseness after he snorted two lines of coke, and raved directly into speech-to-text dictation.
Sorry I missed your text. I'm processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.
October 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Sorry I missed your text. I'm processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.
i almost just liked a message in a fundraising text if you wanted to know how my brain is doing today
August 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
i almost just liked a message in a fundraising text if you wanted to know how my brain is doing today