#Brainstem
pls be brainstem hemorrhage pls be brainstem hemorrhage pls be brainstem hem-
October 15, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I am a brainstem wrapped in hobby-acquisition tools
June 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
pokopia absolutely has me by the brainstem. I am having so much fun making stuff in Palette Town
April 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Was practicing body types when the Hound of the Underground manifested in my brainstem #arcane #vanco #zaundads
August 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
maybe try "aligning" a [[REALLY FUN TOY]] with your brainstem instead, guy i just made up
September 23, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Dude I got microplastics in my fucking brainstem I don't fucking care anymore
February 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Mitch McConnell's prefrontal cortex is no longer taking visitors... but his brainstem is still taking 20 minute phone calls.
July 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Let one hundred hardcore bands called Brainstem Hemorrhage bloom
pls be brainstem hemorrhage pls be brainstem hemorrhage pls be brainstem hem-
October 15, 2024 at 3:52 PM
also lol that my brainstem is like WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF FINGERS, SAVE THE COFFEE
August 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
this is my emotional support brainstem MRI
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Sending unpaid troops on pointless missions to stand around in cities and pick up trash the sort of stuff a Roman Emperor did when their daily regiment of drinking medicinal mercury started hitting them directly in the brainstem.
October 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's so funny that there are real substantive critiques to make of a bad job report that looks off, and this is what this brainstem is going with
Hassett on why the economy lost 50,000 government jobs: "It was one of those weird seasonal things. Because there was a lot of snow in the winter, a lot of schools had to stay open longer for the snow days, so the teachers got laid off in July instead of the end of June. Heheheh."
August 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Brainstem damage found to be behind long-lasting effects of severe Covid-19.

"Using ultra-high-resolution scanners that can see the living brain in fine detail, researchers from the Universities of Cambridge and Oxford were able to observe the damaging effects Covid-19 can have on the brain."
Brainstem damage found to be behind long-lasting effects of severe Covid-19
Damage to the brainstem - the brain's 'control center' - is behind long-lasting physical and psychiatric effects of severe Covid-19 infection, a study suggests.
www.news-medical.net
October 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
His name is brainstem
May 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
“Well, time for our weekly brainstem-storming session.”
June 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'll never forgive that worm for not burrowing its way into RFK Jr's brainstem, the part of the brain that controls vital bodily functions like breathing and heart rate.
August 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
🧠 Which three structures make up the brainstem?

💡 The brainstem connects the brain with the spinal cord and helps regulate breathing, heart rate, and wakefulness

👇 Share your choice in the comments

🔗 Link in bio for more anatomy

#Anatomy #Brainstem #Neuroanatomy #MedicalEducation
September 26, 2026 at 1:17 PM
a mortal kombat character should kill harry potter. just violently rip out his brainstem
March 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
i dont think mitch mcconnell is dead per se but i think he is probably all brainstem and secretions now
September 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Coworker gave me a brainstem and I'm very happy about it :)
August 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Just to be clear, I too wish ill on JK Rowling and anybody with a functional brainstem should too
August 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
tbf my desire to amuse your kid is, if not a base animal instinct, closely connected. pretty far down the ol' brainstem
April 21, 2026 at 5:04 PM
it is actually amazing how far into the canned response she makes it -- all the way to "uh, ideology?" The brainstem is a hell of a thing.
May 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM