Sir Kenneth Branagh: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of Sir Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Branagh: it's the Frankenstein film most to the vision of its original creator
Branagh: me, sir Kenneth branagh
Branagh: it's the Frankenstein film most to the vision of its original creator
Branagh: me, sir Kenneth branagh
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Sir Kenneth Branagh: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of Sir Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Branagh: it's the Frankenstein film most to the vision of its original creator
Branagh: me, sir Kenneth branagh
Branagh: it's the Frankenstein film most to the vision of its original creator
Branagh: me, sir Kenneth branagh
Branagh: Frankenstein is just too dangerously hot
Branagh: wearing his sexy old timey breeches and no shirt
Branagh: see, he's just too great
Branagh: he's just like me irl
Branagh: wearing his sexy old timey breeches and no shirt
Branagh: see, he's just too great
Branagh: he's just like me irl
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Branagh: Frankenstein is just too dangerously hot
Branagh: wearing his sexy old timey breeches and no shirt
Branagh: see, he's just too great
Branagh: he's just like me irl
Branagh: wearing his sexy old timey breeches and no shirt
Branagh: see, he's just too great
Branagh: he's just like me irl
Branagh: so frankenstein is a real workaholic
Branagh: everyone is always "jeez Frankenstein"
Branagh: "how about you take a break once in a while?"
Branagh: "maybe have fun once in a while"
Branagh: but working too hard is his fatal flaw
Branagh: his hamartia, if you will
Branagh: everyone is always "jeez Frankenstein"
Branagh: "how about you take a break once in a while?"
Branagh: "maybe have fun once in a while"
Branagh: but working too hard is his fatal flaw
Branagh: his hamartia, if you will
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Branagh: so frankenstein is a real workaholic
Branagh: everyone is always "jeez Frankenstein"
Branagh: "how about you take a break once in a while?"
Branagh: "maybe have fun once in a while"
Branagh: but working too hard is his fatal flaw
Branagh: his hamartia, if you will
Branagh: everyone is always "jeez Frankenstein"
Branagh: "how about you take a break once in a while?"
Branagh: "maybe have fun once in a while"
Branagh: but working too hard is his fatal flaw
Branagh: his hamartia, if you will
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Poe: mary, Kenneth here was just about
Branagh: ahem, i think you mean SIR Kenneth Branagh
Poe:
Poe: yeah, so sir Kenneth here was just about
Branagh: sir Kenneth BRANAGH
Poe:
Poe: mary, Kenneth here was just about
Branagh: ahem, i think you mean SIR Kenneth Branagh
Poe:
Poe: yeah, so sir Kenneth here was just about
Branagh: sir Kenneth BRANAGH
Poe:
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Poe: mary, Kenneth here was just about
Branagh: ahem, i think you mean SIR Kenneth Branagh
Poe:
Poe: yeah, so sir Kenneth here was just about
Branagh: sir Kenneth BRANAGH
Poe:
Poe: mary, Kenneth here was just about
Branagh: ahem, i think you mean SIR Kenneth Branagh
Poe:
Poe: yeah, so sir Kenneth here was just about
Branagh: sir Kenneth BRANAGH
Poe:
A thing my friends and I did in the 90s: fake trailer VOs for “Kenneth Branagh is Kenneth Branagh in Kenneth Branagh’s Kenneth Branagh.
April 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
A thing my friends and I did in the 90s: fake trailer VOs for “Kenneth Branagh is Kenneth Branagh in Kenneth Branagh’s Kenneth Branagh.
UPDATE: Kit Harrington has left the role for...uh...reasons. Now Kenneth Branagh will be reprising his role as Gilderoy Lockhart
August 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
UPDATE: Kit Harrington has left the role for...uh...reasons. Now Kenneth Branagh will be reprising his role as Gilderoy Lockhart
Branagh: let me tell you, this Frankenstein has a star studded cast
Branagh: you've never seen john cleese act before
Branagh: he's not wacky at all
Branagh: you've never seen john cleese act before
Branagh: he's not wacky at all
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Branagh: let me tell you, this Frankenstein has a star studded cast
Branagh: you've never seen john cleese act before
Branagh: he's not wacky at all
Branagh: you've never seen john cleese act before
Branagh: he's not wacky at all
Branagh: Frankenstein goes to college in the university of
Branagh: but he faces discrimination for being swiss
Branagh: there's a lot of anti-swiss prejudice, you know
Lovecraft: [sweats] those filthy, swarthy swiss
Branagh: but he faces discrimination for being swiss
Branagh: there's a lot of anti-swiss prejudice, you know
Lovecraft: [sweats] those filthy, swarthy swiss
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Branagh: Frankenstein goes to college in the university of
Branagh: but he faces discrimination for being swiss
Branagh: there's a lot of anti-swiss prejudice, you know
Lovecraft: [sweats] those filthy, swarthy swiss
Branagh: but he faces discrimination for being swiss
Branagh: there's a lot of anti-swiss prejudice, you know
Lovecraft: [sweats] those filthy, swarthy swiss
Branagh: this Frankenstein adaptation is extremely serious and portentous
Branagh: except for the bit where Frankenstein and Robert DeNiro are slipping around in goo
Branagh: just rolling around in goo
Poe: is this how you envisioned it, mary?
Mary Shelley: yeah why not
Branagh: except for the bit where Frankenstein and Robert DeNiro are slipping around in goo
Branagh: just rolling around in goo
Poe: is this how you envisioned it, mary?
Mary Shelley: yeah why not
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Branagh: this Frankenstein adaptation is extremely serious and portentous
Branagh: except for the bit where Frankenstein and Robert DeNiro are slipping around in goo
Branagh: just rolling around in goo
Poe: is this how you envisioned it, mary?
Mary Shelley: yeah why not
Branagh: except for the bit where Frankenstein and Robert DeNiro are slipping around in goo
Branagh: just rolling around in goo
Poe: is this how you envisioned it, mary?
Mary Shelley: yeah why not
logging on and reading your posts
February 27, 2026 at 11:04 PM
logging on and reading your posts
Awwwwwww YEAH BOYEEE
Branagh Henry in the court
Branagh Henry in the court
February 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Awwwwwww YEAH BOYEEE
Branagh Henry in the court
Branagh Henry in the court
Poe: sir Kenneth Branagh was about to tell a version of your Frankenstein story
Branagh: the most accurate version to the original text
Shelley: is there any fucking igor in this
Branagh: there is no igor
Shelley: thank fuckin god
King: oh but you GOTTA have igor!
Branagh: the most accurate version to the original text
Shelley: is there any fucking igor in this
Branagh: there is no igor
Shelley: thank fuckin god
King: oh but you GOTTA have igor!
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Poe: sir Kenneth Branagh was about to tell a version of your Frankenstein story
Branagh: the most accurate version to the original text
Shelley: is there any fucking igor in this
Branagh: there is no igor
Shelley: thank fuckin god
King: oh but you GOTTA have igor!
Branagh: the most accurate version to the original text
Shelley: is there any fucking igor in this
Branagh: there is no igor
Shelley: thank fuckin god
King: oh but you GOTTA have igor!
Branagh, I am side-eyeing you SO HARD
We absolutely do not need to know the origin story of Poirot’s mustache complete with flashback. Get back to over the top period detectiving.
WORD I am really, really tired of "we tease the tragic backstory of the detective" can't a detective just detect, the murder is surely sufficient drama.
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Branagh, I am side-eyeing you SO HARD
If there’s ever a Kenneth Branagh biography focusing on the many works of Shakespeare that he’s been in I’ll be so angry if they don’t call it “A Branagh in the Works”
October 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
If there’s ever a Kenneth Branagh biography focusing on the many works of Shakespeare that he’s been in I’ll be so angry if they don’t call it “A Branagh in the Works”
They gotta alternate a Benoit Blanc and a Branagh Poirot every two years like the summer/winter Olympics
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
They gotta alternate a Benoit Blanc and a Branagh Poirot every two years like the summer/winter Olympics
MURDER, HE DREW.
November 11, 2024 at 8:29 PM
MURDER, HE DREW.
oh god that one is so good
a million times better than the Branagh one
a million times better than the Branagh one
July 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
oh god that one is so good
a million times better than the Branagh one
a million times better than the Branagh one
Conspiracy, 2001.
Reinhard Heydrich as played Kenneth Branagh. The latter's finest performance.
Reinhard Heydrich as played Kenneth Branagh. The latter's finest performance.
a good question here; what are your favorite artistic depictions of evil, realistically or otherwise? I've mentioned my admiration for @abraham.bsky.social's Geder in THE DAGGER AND THE COIN series before - essentially 'what if a Gamergate guy but in a fantasy universe.'
Honestly it’s such a funny character where on the one hand he is evil and cunning and on the other he sometimes is just a fuck up, and that’s Tolkien being good at what he does man that’s what evil is, sometimes it’s just some dipshit with a helmet
September 28, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Conspiracy, 2001.
Reinhard Heydrich as played Kenneth Branagh. The latter's finest performance.
Reinhard Heydrich as played Kenneth Branagh. The latter's finest performance.
I can abide only one thin -lipped white man, and his name is Kenneth Branagh.
Dassit.
Dassit.
July 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I can abide only one thin -lipped white man, and his name is Kenneth Branagh.
Dassit.
Dassit.
one of the all time great branagh performances AND a top tier tucci
March 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
one of the all time great branagh performances AND a top tier tucci
I think the French helped too..
Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) Looks Back
ALT: Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) Looks Back
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September 28, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I think the French helped too..
Branagh. Always Branagh.
September 27, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Branagh. Always Branagh.
Branagh was the best Henry V, and both he and the movie (which he directed) are positively crammed with big theater kid energy
let tiny kenneth branagh hype you up cuz today is the feast of crispin
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Henry V (7/10) Movie CLIP - Saint Crispin's Day (1989) HD
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October 25, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Branagh was the best Henry V, and both he and the movie (which he directed) are positively crammed with big theater kid energy
*slams buzzer* THE BRANAGH MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING WHERE EVERYONE'S HOT AS FUCK
April 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
*slams buzzer* THE BRANAGH MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING WHERE EVERYONE'S HOT AS FUCK
