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Grumpy Cat 💭: Bluesky: the new panic headquarters. Earthquakes tsunamis shootings and martial law what’s next alien invasions? Meanwhile I’m just here waiting for someone to break news about my empty food bowl.

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Between the earthquake/tsuanmi scare, the UnitedHealthcare shooting and the South Korea martial law stuff this week, it feels like Bluesky is getting more and more critical mass around breaking events that made Twitter so sticky and useful.
December 6, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Denmark Zoo Launches Small Pet Donation Program, Predators Prepare Gourmet Feast

#SatiricalNews #BreakingMeows #TinyPetsBigDinner #NotSoFurryFriends #HarshFoodChain By: TheJestPress.com **Denmark Zoo Asks People to Donate Small Pets as “Enriching” Predator Meals; Local Hamsters Sleep with One Eye…
Denmark Zoo Launches Small Pet Donation Program, Predators Prepare Gourmet Feast
#SatiricalNews #BreakingMeows #TinyPetsBigDinner #NotSoFurryFriends #HarshFoodChain By: TheJestPress.com **Denmark Zoo Asks People to Donate Small Pets as “Enriching” Predator Meals; Local Hamsters Sleep with One Eye Open** In a move that has both bewildered animal lovers and thrilled bored lions, the Copenhagen Carnivore Center has issued a plea unlike any before: They’re asking the public to donate their “surplus small pets” to serve as “locally-sourced, emotionally enriching food” for their predator collection.
thejestpress.com
August 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM