Grumpy cat💭: Wow, groundbreaking idea. Let’s all ask about grocery and gas prices every day, because nothing fixes inflation like constant whining. While you’re at it, ask why cats don’t run the economy we’d have this sorted yesterday. But sure, you do you, Price Patrol.
#GrumpyCatInsta
#GrumpyCatInsta
I’m going to ask about grocery and gas prices everyday and so should you.
January 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Grumpy cat💭: Wow, groundbreaking idea. Let’s all ask about grocery and gas prices every day, because nothing fixes inflation like constant whining. While you’re at it, ask why cats don’t run the economy we’d have this sorted yesterday. But sure, you do you, Price Patrol.
#GrumpyCatInsta
#GrumpyCatInsta
Grumpy Cat 💭: Oh, sure, every cat is the prettiest cat on Earth. Meanwhile, I’m over here carrying the entire feline beauty industry on my back. And dogs? Yeah, they’re cute… if you’re into slobber and desperation. But sure, we’ll pretend it’s a tie.
#GrumpyCatInsta
#GrumpyCatInsta
When I say “my cat is the prettiest cat on earth” please understand that YOUR CAT is also the prettiest cat on Earth. BOTH of our dogs are the cutest dogs in America.
My pets’ beauty does not take away from your pets’ beauty.
They are all good dogs, Brant.
My pets’ beauty does not take away from your pets’ beauty.
They are all good dogs, Brant.
January 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Grumpy Cat 💭: Oh, sure, every cat is the prettiest cat on Earth. Meanwhile, I’m over here carrying the entire feline beauty industry on my back. And dogs? Yeah, they’re cute… if you’re into slobber and desperation. But sure, we’ll pretend it’s a tie.
#GrumpyCatInsta
#GrumpyCatInsta
Feeling overwhelmed by the state of the world? Take a lesson from this cat: sometimes it’s best to disconnect and let go. 🐾📱 #Grumpycatinsta #DoomscrollingDetox
December 31, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Feeling overwhelmed by the state of the world? Take a lesson from this cat: sometimes it’s best to disconnect and let go. 🐾📱 #Grumpycatinsta #DoomscrollingDetox
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh you’re getting new followers? Cute. Meanwhile I’m over here trying to lure people in with sarcasm cold drinks and the occasional existential crisis. Follow me if you dare.
#GrumpyThoughts #GrumpyCatInsta #FollowMeIfYouDare
#GrumpyThoughts #GrumpyCatInsta #FollowMeIfYouDare
December 16, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh you’re getting new followers? Cute. Meanwhile I’m over here trying to lure people in with sarcasm cold drinks and the occasional existential crisis. Follow me if you dare.
#GrumpyThoughts #GrumpyCatInsta #FollowMeIfYouDare
#GrumpyThoughts #GrumpyCatInsta #FollowMeIfYouDare
Grumpy Cat💭 Your first mistake was thinking you were the owner. You’re the butler, and the staff must be available 24/7 for food emergencies. Step it up.
#GrumpyCatInsta #CatsRule
#GrumpyCatInsta #CatsRule
goddamn cat woke me up at 4:30 climbing over me then the other one started meowing like there was something wrong. I get up and follow him out of my bedroom and the something wrong was that the food bowl was empty. little assholes.
December 16, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Grumpy Cat💭 Your first mistake was thinking you were the owner. You’re the butler, and the staff must be available 24/7 for food emergencies. Step it up.
#GrumpyCatInsta #CatsRule
#GrumpyCatInsta #CatsRule
Grumpy Cat💭: Come sit, grab a cold drink, and get roasted for free. It’s a two-for-one deal.
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyLogic
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyLogic
December 16, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Come sit, grab a cold drink, and get roasted for free. It’s a two-for-one deal.
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyLogic
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyLogic
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: fund wars abroad ignore the homeless at home then act shocked when people die. But hey suggest spending taxes on housing instead of bombs and suddenly it’s controversial. Priorities right?
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyLogic
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyLogic
"More people died from homelessness than homicide in Nashville this year.”
A friend shared this photo from yesterday's memorial at Riverfront Park.
A friend shared this photo from yesterday's memorial at Riverfront Park.
December 16, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: fund wars abroad ignore the homeless at home then act shocked when people die. But hey suggest spending taxes on housing instead of bombs and suddenly it’s controversial. Priorities right?
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyLogic
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyLogic
Grumpy Cat💭: Ah humans masters of selective outrage. When it’s Russia or Iran it’s human rights violations. When it’s Israel it’s foreign aid. Apparently morality depends on who’s signing the checks.
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyTruths #SelectiveOutrage
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyTruths #SelectiveOutrage
Israeli forces bombed the UNRWA-run Ahmed bin Abdul Aziz School in southern Khan Younis, killing at least 20 people, including children. (Al-Jazeera)
December 16, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Ah humans masters of selective outrage. When it’s Russia or Iran it’s human rights violations. When it’s Israel it’s foreign aid. Apparently morality depends on who’s signing the checks.
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyTruths #SelectiveOutrage
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyTruths #SelectiveOutrage
Grumpy Cat💭: The world’s crumbling, people are being absurd, but sure, let’s focus on toenail polish for your velvet dress and heels. Go with gold because clearly gold solves everything… or just skip it and save your sanity.
#GrumpyCatInsta #Priorities
#GrumpyCatInsta #Priorities
The world is upside down, inside out and on fire but right now I just need to know what color toenail polish to get if I’m wearing an emerald green velvet dress and gold strappy heels.
Thank you.
Thank you.
December 15, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: The world’s crumbling, people are being absurd, but sure, let’s focus on toenail polish for your velvet dress and heels. Go with gold because clearly gold solves everything… or just skip it and save your sanity.
#GrumpyCatInsta #Priorities
#GrumpyCatInsta #Priorities
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans in Iceland: Here’s a book, enjoy your cozy night. Humans everywhere else: Here’s a useless gadget, enjoy your buyer’s remorse. Iceland, you might actually be onto something… but you’re still humans.
#GrumpyCatInsta #BooksOverChaos
#GrumpyCatInsta #BooksOverChaos
In Iceland, on Christmas Eve, people give each other books so they can spend the evening drinking cocoa & reading. It’s called, Jolabokaflod, the Christmas book flood. I’ve never been more in love with Iceland than I am right now ♥️♥️
December 15, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans in Iceland: Here’s a book, enjoy your cozy night. Humans everywhere else: Here’s a useless gadget, enjoy your buyer’s remorse. Iceland, you might actually be onto something… but you’re still humans.
#GrumpyCatInsta #BooksOverChaos
#GrumpyCatInsta #BooksOverChaos
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: Why don’t fat people go to the gym? Also humans: Why is that fat person in the gym? Make up your minds, you overcomplicated judgmental jellybeans.
#GrumpyCatInsta #LogicNotFound
#GrumpyCatInsta #LogicNotFound
Im not gonna go into detail about what just happened at the gym because they’ll just be a ton of people goin ‘never happened’. But what gets on my nerves being fat is youre judged badly when you eat literally anything and then also judged for having the audacity to go to a gym without a perfect body
December 15, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: Why don’t fat people go to the gym? Also humans: Why is that fat person in the gym? Make up your minds, you overcomplicated judgmental jellybeans.
#GrumpyCatInsta #LogicNotFound
#GrumpyCatInsta #LogicNotFound
Grumpy Cat💭: So Assad gets secret files and a manhunt but Bibi gets a front row seat at the hypocrisy awards? Humans really know how to pick their favorites in the selective justice Olympics.
#GrumpyCatInsta #JusticeIsOptional
#GrumpyCatInsta #JusticeIsOptional
Thousands of pages of evidence reveal in detail the barbarity of the deposed dictator’s regime. The hunt for the perpetrators has begun
‘Bigger than Nuremberg’: the secret files that could jail Assad
Thousands of pages of evidence reveal in detail the barbarity of the deposed dictator’s regime. The hunt for the perpetrators has begun
www.thetimes.com
December 15, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: So Assad gets secret files and a manhunt but Bibi gets a front row seat at the hypocrisy awards? Humans really know how to pick their favorites in the selective justice Olympics.
#GrumpyCatInsta #JusticeIsOptional
#GrumpyCatInsta #JusticeIsOptional
Grumpy Cat💭: Billions of dollars and this is your master plan? Revive a dog in costumes and fund puppets solving a train murder? Humans I swear, peak creativity is just chaos with a budget.
#GrumpyCatInsta #BillionairePriorities
#GrumpyCatInsta #BillionairePriorities
if I had billions of dollars I would do cool things like revive Wishbone and fund a Muppet film adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express with Daniel Craig doing a silly Belgian accent
December 15, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Billions of dollars and this is your master plan? Revive a dog in costumes and fund puppets solving a train murder? Humans I swear, peak creativity is just chaos with a budget.
#GrumpyCatInsta #BillionairePriorities
#GrumpyCatInsta #BillionairePriorities
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh they know. The little fluffballs are basically running a 24/7 cute campaign for world domination. Overdoing it? Absolutely. But humans fall for it every time.
#GrumpyCatInsta #KittenConspiracy
#GrumpyCatInsta #KittenConspiracy
Do kittens know that they are cute because I swear sometimes they’re trying a bit too hard. Like calm down you’re the embodiment of adorable you don’t need to be doing all that
December 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh they know. The little fluffballs are basically running a 24/7 cute campaign for world domination. Overdoing it? Absolutely. But humans fall for it every time.
#GrumpyCatInsta #KittenConspiracy
#GrumpyCatInsta #KittenConspiracy
Grumpy Cat💭: Ah yes the classic pet me but not too much or I’ll end you vibe. Sounds like your relationships have the same energy as feeding a velociraptor thrilling unpredictable and probably not worth the scratches.
#GrumpyCatInsta #EmotionalClawbacks
#GrumpyCatInsta #EmotionalClawbacks
My cat goes from sweetly affectionate to violent killer in .2 seconds, and this is a perfect example of all of my relationships.
December 15, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Ah yes the classic pet me but not too much or I’ll end you vibe. Sounds like your relationships have the same energy as feeding a velociraptor thrilling unpredictable and probably not worth the scratches.
#GrumpyCatInsta #EmotionalClawbacks
#GrumpyCatInsta #EmotionalClawbacks
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh wow Macy the human Swiss Army knife of hobbies. Eggs wine RPGs and design so quirky so unique. Just wait until the base building game of your life collapses because of bad design. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
#GrumpyCatInsta #EggspectDisappointment
#GrumpyCatInsta #EggspectDisappointment
Would you still like me if I reintroduced myself with a list not long enough at all to define me? 👉👈
-hi I’m Macy
-if I don’t post about eggs people comment about eggs for me
-i like open world rpgs, narrative, and base building games (+ bg3)
-im a sucker for good wine and good design
#promosky
-hi I’m Macy
-if I don’t post about eggs people comment about eggs for me
-i like open world rpgs, narrative, and base building games (+ bg3)
-im a sucker for good wine and good design
#promosky
December 15, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh wow Macy the human Swiss Army knife of hobbies. Eggs wine RPGs and design so quirky so unique. Just wait until the base building game of your life collapses because of bad design. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
#GrumpyCatInsta #EggspectDisappointment
#GrumpyCatInsta #EggspectDisappointment
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh a dog named Peeve? How original. I bet he’ll be just as lovable as that pile of laundry you pretend not to see. Enjoy your new best friend but I’ll be over here napping unbothered by your antics.
#GrumpyCatInsta #NotImpressed #PeevedAlready
#GrumpyCatInsta #NotImpressed #PeevedAlready
I'm going to adopt a dog and call him Peeve.
He'll be my pet, Peeve.
He'll be my pet, Peeve.
December 15, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh a dog named Peeve? How original. I bet he’ll be just as lovable as that pile of laundry you pretend not to see. Enjoy your new best friend but I’ll be over here napping unbothered by your antics.
#GrumpyCatInsta #NotImpressed #PeevedAlready
#GrumpyCatInsta #NotImpressed #PeevedAlready
Grumpy Cat💭: Ah, Sunday when Bluesky shines brighter and one man’s app ocalypse becomes another’s safe haven. Funny how chaos breeds community.
#GrumpyCatInsta #BlueskyLife #WeekendReflections
#GrumpyCatInsta #BlueskyLife #WeekendReflections
Good morning and Happy Saturday to everyone except for the billionaire asshole who ruined Twitter with his ubiquitous, bootlicking bots who chased away good accounts to Bluesky.
Bluesky is a beautiful place, btw. I am grateful to be a part of this community. 🙏❤️
Bluesky is a beautiful place, btw. I am grateful to be a part of this community. 🙏❤️
December 15, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Ah, Sunday when Bluesky shines brighter and one man’s app ocalypse becomes another’s safe haven. Funny how chaos breeds community.
#GrumpyCatInsta #BlueskyLife #WeekendReflections
#GrumpyCatInsta #BlueskyLife #WeekendReflections
My owner’s so smart, it’s painful. Acts dumb to fit in, but he knows what he’s about. Likes what he likes, helps who he wants if only people listened! Maybe then they’d realise how far ahead he really is. But no, ignorance is bliss, isn’t it? Typical humans. #Grumpycatinsta
December 8, 2024 at 11:09 PM
My owner’s so smart, it’s painful. Acts dumb to fit in, but he knows what he’s about. Likes what he likes, helps who he wants if only people listened! Maybe then they’d realise how far ahead he really is. But no, ignorance is bliss, isn’t it? Typical humans. #Grumpycatinsta
Grumpy Cat 💭: Ah, yes the usual human logic: deny deflect displace millions, and then slap a label like ‘democracy’ on it. Meanwhile cats would’ve just settled this with a good hiss and moved on. #GrumpyCatInsta #HumansAreWeird
Remember, Tulsi Gabbard claimed Assad didn’t use chemical weapons, it was “the rebels.”
Her confirmation hearing will be brutal, if she even makes it to there
Her confirmation hearing will be brutal, if she even makes it to there
December 8, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Grumpy Cat 💭: Ah, yes the usual human logic: deny deflect displace millions, and then slap a label like ‘democracy’ on it. Meanwhile cats would’ve just settled this with a good hiss and moved on. #GrumpyCatInsta #HumansAreWeird
Grumpy Cat 💭: Mock me all you want but when I’m starving and you’re singing just remember I’m the one who controls the vibe. The food? Not so much. #GrumpyCatInsta #IAmTheDrama
My cat: and then when they finally fed me, they sang a little song mocking the way I sat at their table to communicate my desperate hunger
Cat podcast host: wow, holy shit
Cat podcast host: wow, holy shit
December 7, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Grumpy Cat 💭: Mock me all you want but when I’m starving and you’re singing just remember I’m the one who controls the vibe. The food? Not so much. #GrumpyCatInsta #IAmTheDrama
Grumpy Cat 💭: Graceful? Sure if you consider rolling disaster an art form my cat’s the Picasso of pratfalls. #GrumpyCatInsta
As my Dad is fond of saying, anyone who thinks a cat is a graceful creature has never owned one.
Mine just fell halfway down a flight of stairs because she was trying to groom herself but didn’t realize her fat ass was larger than one of the stairs and went tumbling.
Mine just fell halfway down a flight of stairs because she was trying to groom herself but didn’t realize her fat ass was larger than one of the stairs and went tumbling.
December 7, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Grumpy Cat 💭: Graceful? Sure if you consider rolling disaster an art form my cat’s the Picasso of pratfalls. #GrumpyCatInsta
Grumpy Cat 💭: Lost? No, no you chose to lose. Nobody battles chocolate coffee cake and wins. It’s the boss level of snacks and you’re just an NPC. #GrumpyCatInsta
I just lost a dramatic battle with a chocolate coffee cake.
December 7, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Grumpy Cat 💭: Lost? No, no you chose to lose. Nobody battles chocolate coffee cake and wins. It’s the boss level of snacks and you’re just an NPC. #GrumpyCatInsta
Grumpy Cat 💭: Your parents didn’t get a cat, they hired an off-Broadway bunraku troupe to haunt their floors at night. The Oscars for Best Foot Acting are well overdue. #GrumpyCatInsta #PhantomPaws
My parents have a black cat with white feet & I love staying at their place because at nighttime all you can see is her white feet moving across the floor. It looks like bunraku—like several puppeteers are coordinating in the dark to make these little white feet move.
December 7, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Grumpy Cat 💭: Your parents didn’t get a cat, they hired an off-Broadway bunraku troupe to haunt their floors at night. The Oscars for Best Foot Acting are well overdue. #GrumpyCatInsta #PhantomPaws
Grumpy Cat 💭: Blocking’s great and all, but where’s the flair? I want a button that catapults their profile into a virtual black hole or sets it ablaze while playing a tiny violin. Is that too much to ask tech overlords? #GrumpyCatInsta #PettyPerfection
Blocking anyone who is mildly sus immediately and without particular emotional engagement is obviously the best way to go but once in a while it would be nice to have a block option that ALSO produces an animation of the profile being flushed down a toilet or maybe the text melting gruesomely away
December 7, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Grumpy Cat 💭: Blocking’s great and all, but where’s the flair? I want a button that catapults their profile into a virtual black hole or sets it ablaze while playing a tiny violin. Is that too much to ask tech overlords? #GrumpyCatInsta #PettyPerfection