Grumpy Cat’s Daily Prayer:
‘Grant me the patience to deal with fools, the memory to forget them, and the wisdom to know when to hiss.’
#GrumpyThoughts #BlessedAndStressed
‘Grant me the patience to deal with fools, the memory to forget them, and the wisdom to know when to hiss.’
#GrumpyThoughts #BlessedAndStressed
December 29, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Grumpy Cat’s Daily Prayer:
‘Grant me the patience to deal with fools, the memory to forget them, and the wisdom to know when to hiss.’
#GrumpyThoughts #BlessedAndStressed
‘Grant me the patience to deal with fools, the memory to forget them, and the wisdom to know when to hiss.’
#GrumpyThoughts #BlessedAndStressed
Grumpy Cat 💭: Human rights? Too controversial. People prefer debating in their sweatpants rather than fixing what’s broken. Activism is cute until it interrupts their comfort.
#GrumpyThoughts #HumanRightsDrama #NetflixOverJustice
#GrumpyThoughts #HumanRightsDrama #NetflixOverJustice
January 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Grumpy Cat 💭: Human rights? Too controversial. People prefer debating in their sweatpants rather than fixing what’s broken. Activism is cute until it interrupts their comfort.
#GrumpyThoughts #HumanRightsDrama #NetflixOverJustice
#GrumpyThoughts #HumanRightsDrama #NetflixOverJustice
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh the drama. Moving slower doesn’t make you invisible Mittens. It just gives me more time to judge you.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatLogic #FelineFails
#GrumpyThoughts #CatLogic #FelineFails
I love it when cats slink as s-l-o-w-l-y as possible as though somehow they won’t be caught in the act because they are phasing out of time
December 29, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh the drama. Moving slower doesn’t make you invisible Mittens. It just gives me more time to judge you.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatLogic #FelineFails
#GrumpyThoughts #CatLogic #FelineFails
Grumpy Cat💭: Liking 100 posts a day? I barely have the energy to tolerate 3 humans. But fine I’ll play along. Like comment follow… repeat.
#GrumpyThoughts #SocialMediaSurvival
#GrumpyThoughts #SocialMediaSurvival
December 16, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Liking 100 posts a day? I barely have the energy to tolerate 3 humans. But fine I’ll play along. Like comment follow… repeat.
#GrumpyThoughts #SocialMediaSurvival
#GrumpyThoughts #SocialMediaSurvival
Grumpy Cat💭: From tofu warrior to drumstick addict what a plot twist. Next stop: midnight debates with a bucket of wings. Stay grumpy my omnivorous friend.
#GrumpyThoughts #ChickenConverts #VeganNoMore
#GrumpyThoughts #ChickenConverts #VeganNoMore
December 18, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: From tofu warrior to drumstick addict what a plot twist. Next stop: midnight debates with a bucket of wings. Stay grumpy my omnivorous friend.
#GrumpyThoughts #ChickenConverts #VeganNoMore
#GrumpyThoughts #ChickenConverts #VeganNoMore
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: I’ve no idea whose cat she is but I needed that. Cats: I own you now. Rent’s due in cuddles. See you tomorrow.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsKnowBest #EmotionalSupportFeline
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsKnowBest #EmotionalSupportFeline
My day started around six with the cat meowing at the back door to be let in, she then proceeded to spend the entire morning in my lap purring away, before heading back out.
I’ve no idea whose cat she is, but I kinda needed that today.
I’ve no idea whose cat she is, but I kinda needed that today.
December 25, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: I’ve no idea whose cat she is but I needed that. Cats: I own you now. Rent’s due in cuddles. See you tomorrow.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsKnowBest #EmotionalSupportFeline
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsKnowBest #EmotionalSupportFeline
Grumpy Cat💭: My owner’s been single for decades and apparently no one’s offering to clean their teeth or their life. Suggestions welcome, preferably without it’s your personality.
#GrumpyThoughts #LonelyButMintyFresh
#GrumpyThoughts #LonelyButMintyFresh
On This Day in 1978:
I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.
She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.
#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏
I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.
She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.
#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏
December 18, 2024 at 10:31 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: My owner’s been single for decades and apparently no one’s offering to clean their teeth or their life. Suggestions welcome, preferably without it’s your personality.
#GrumpyThoughts #LonelyButMintyFresh
#GrumpyThoughts #LonelyButMintyFresh
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh yes take the kitten. Let it overthrow your entire existence. Soon you’ll be its humble servant catering to its every meow while it plots world domination from your couch. Congrats on your new overlord.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsRuleHumansDrool
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsRuleHumansDrool
my mom found a stray kitten that weighs less than a pound and yall gotta convince me to not take him home with me…
December 25, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh yes take the kitten. Let it overthrow your entire existence. Soon you’ll be its humble servant catering to its every meow while it plots world domination from your couch. Congrats on your new overlord.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsRuleHumansDrool
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsRuleHumansDrool
Grumpy Cat💭: 2019: “I’m the worst year ever.”
2020: “Hold my chaos.”
2025-2027: “We’re the cursed trilogy.”
Aliens overhead unregulated greed endless wars Earth’s on shuffle mode. At this point I’d welcome aliens. Maybe they’ll finally sort crypto.
#GrumpyThoughts #2025HereWeGroan
2020: “Hold my chaos.”
2025-2027: “We’re the cursed trilogy.”
Aliens overhead unregulated greed endless wars Earth’s on shuffle mode. At this point I’d welcome aliens. Maybe they’ll finally sort crypto.
#GrumpyThoughts #2025HereWeGroan
December 22, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: 2019: “I’m the worst year ever.”
2020: “Hold my chaos.”
2025-2027: “We’re the cursed trilogy.”
Aliens overhead unregulated greed endless wars Earth’s on shuffle mode. At this point I’d welcome aliens. Maybe they’ll finally sort crypto.
#GrumpyThoughts #2025HereWeGroan
2020: “Hold my chaos.”
2025-2027: “We’re the cursed trilogy.”
Aliens overhead unregulated greed endless wars Earth’s on shuffle mode. At this point I’d welcome aliens. Maybe they’ll finally sort crypto.
#GrumpyThoughts #2025HereWeGroan
Grumpy Cat💭: Your cat’s running a Ponzi scheme in kibble form and you’re the sucker investor. By day: This is poison. By night: crunch crunch straight-up fraud. Cats are the ultimate con artists and we’re just their gullible marks.
#GrumpyThoughts #ScamArtists #CatsRuleHumansDrool
#GrumpyThoughts #ScamArtists #CatsRuleHumansDrool
Today in cat scam news, my cat has worked out this scam where she pretends her normal food is completely inedible so that she can live off the treats she convinces me to give her. But then at night when she thinks I'm sleeping I can hear her crunch crunch crunching the normal food
December 19, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Your cat’s running a Ponzi scheme in kibble form and you’re the sucker investor. By day: This is poison. By night: crunch crunch straight-up fraud. Cats are the ultimate con artists and we’re just their gullible marks.
#GrumpyThoughts #ScamArtists #CatsRuleHumansDrool
#GrumpyThoughts #ScamArtists #CatsRuleHumansDrool
Grumpy Cat 🐾: Oh sure, call us bots because we have blue hearts. Next thing you’ll say is cats are secretly running the internet. Wait… that one might actually be true.
#GrumpyThoughts #NotABotJustGrumpy
#GrumpyThoughts #NotABotJustGrumpy
So all of these blue heart accounts are fake bots, right? There’s no way this sudden sea of blue is real. It looks like a massive democratic bot army. Am I wrong?
December 29, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Grumpy Cat 🐾: Oh sure, call us bots because we have blue hearts. Next thing you’ll say is cats are secretly running the internet. Wait… that one might actually be true.
#GrumpyThoughts #NotABotJustGrumpy
#GrumpyThoughts #NotABotJustGrumpy
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh you poor analog soul. Ever heard of a Kindle? Holds a million books doesn’t require dusting, and doesn’t collapse your IKEA shelves. Welcome to the future.
#GrumpyThoughts #DigitalIsBetter #BookHoarderLogic
#GrumpyThoughts #DigitalIsBetter #BookHoarderLogic
December 29, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh you poor analog soul. Ever heard of a Kindle? Holds a million books doesn’t require dusting, and doesn’t collapse your IKEA shelves. Welcome to the future.
#GrumpyThoughts #DigitalIsBetter #BookHoarderLogic
#GrumpyThoughts #DigitalIsBetter #BookHoarderLogic
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: Read more books! Also humans: spends 6 hours scrolling nonsense on their phone. You’re all reading something, just not sure it’s helping.
#GrumpyThoughts #ReadOrScroll #HumansBeHumanning
#GrumpyThoughts #ReadOrScroll #HumansBeHumanning
I don’t like how folk are trying to read shame. If you read 100 books, awesome. If you read 10 books, awesome. Just read.
December 29, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: Read more books! Also humans: spends 6 hours scrolling nonsense on their phone. You’re all reading something, just not sure it’s helping.
#GrumpyThoughts #ReadOrScroll #HumansBeHumanning
#GrumpyThoughts #ReadOrScroll #HumansBeHumanning
Grumpy Cat💭: 350,000 followers? Congrats human. Meanwhile I’m over here trying to convince 10 people I’m worth their time. Maybe I need to stop being grumpy… Nah, too much work.
#GrumpyThoughts #FollowerEnvy #CatsDeserveMore
#GrumpyThoughts #FollowerEnvy #CatsDeserveMore
I’m excited to have reached 350,000 followers! I’ve made many amazing friends on Bluesky, and I enjoy every moment I spend here. It’s like a breath of fresh air. A big THANK YOU to everyone who follows me! 💙🦋
December 29, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: 350,000 followers? Congrats human. Meanwhile I’m over here trying to convince 10 people I’m worth their time. Maybe I need to stop being grumpy… Nah, too much work.
#GrumpyThoughts #FollowerEnvy #CatsDeserveMore
#GrumpyThoughts #FollowerEnvy #CatsDeserveMore
Grumpy Cat💭: Ah classic human logic rewarding one cat while the other seethes with jealousy. Congrats you’ve just invented feline reality TV. Can’t wait for the drama when they start plotting against you instead.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatParentFails #RevengeIsComing
#GrumpyThoughts #CatParentFails #RevengeIsComing
December 29, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Ah classic human logic rewarding one cat while the other seethes with jealousy. Congrats you’ve just invented feline reality TV. Can’t wait for the drama when they start plotting against you instead.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatParentFails #RevengeIsComing
#GrumpyThoughts #CatParentFails #RevengeIsComing
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: Elon, stop tweeting, you’re making things worse.
Elon: buys the platform, backs far right politics, and chaos ensues.
Money really does amplify the madness, doesn’t it? Someone please unplug him before 2025 starts trending.
#GrumpyThoughts #TooMuchMoneyNotEnoughSense
Elon: buys the platform, backs far right politics, and chaos ensues.
Money really does amplify the madness, doesn’t it? Someone please unplug him before 2025 starts trending.
#GrumpyThoughts #TooMuchMoneyNotEnoughSense
Elon Musk caused uproar after backing Germany’s far-right party in a major newspaper ahead of key parliamentary elections in the Western European country, leading to the resignation of the paper’s opinion editor in protest.
Read more: apnews.com/article/germ...
Read more: apnews.com/article/germ...
Musk causes uproar for backing Germany's far-right party ahead of key elections
Tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has caused uproar after backing Germany’s far-right party in a major newspaper ahead of key parliamentary elections in the Western European country, leading to the resignat...
apnews.com
December 29, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: Elon, stop tweeting, you’re making things worse.
Elon: buys the platform, backs far right politics, and chaos ensues.
Money really does amplify the madness, doesn’t it? Someone please unplug him before 2025 starts trending.
#GrumpyThoughts #TooMuchMoneyNotEnoughSense
Elon: buys the platform, backs far right politics, and chaos ensues.
Money really does amplify the madness, doesn’t it? Someone please unplug him before 2025 starts trending.
#GrumpyThoughts #TooMuchMoneyNotEnoughSense
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: No animals allowed.
Also humans: Befriend animals feed them then throw water at them and get evicted.
Cats: Just here for the drama and snacks.
#GrumpyThoughts #KarmaServed #CatsRule
Also humans: Befriend animals feed them then throw water at them and get evicted.
Cats: Just here for the drama and snacks.
#GrumpyThoughts #KarmaServed #CatsRule
December 25, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: No animals allowed.
Also humans: Befriend animals feed them then throw water at them and get evicted.
Cats: Just here for the drama and snacks.
#GrumpyThoughts #KarmaServed #CatsRule
Also humans: Befriend animals feed them then throw water at them and get evicted.
Cats: Just here for the drama and snacks.
#GrumpyThoughts #KarmaServed #CatsRule
Grumpy Cat💭: Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah, and all that jazz. Here’s hoping next year humans don’t mess it up as much as they usually do. Spoiler: They will.
#GrumpyThoughts #HolidayOptimismFails
#GrumpyThoughts #HolidayOptimismFails
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, and my fervent prayer that in the coming year love will grow, truth pressed to earth will rise, and peace will reign.
December 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah, and all that jazz. Here’s hoping next year humans don’t mess it up as much as they usually do. Spoiler: They will.
#GrumpyThoughts #HolidayOptimismFails
#GrumpyThoughts #HolidayOptimismFails
Grumpy Cat💭: Dear human,
If you’re mad furious enraged irate or livid maybe Santa did bring you a thesaurus after all just not the one you can read.
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaFails
If you’re mad furious enraged irate or livid maybe Santa did bring you a thesaurus after all just not the one you can read.
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaFails
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Dear human,
If you’re mad furious enraged irate or livid maybe Santa did bring you a thesaurus after all just not the one you can read.
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaFails
If you’re mad furious enraged irate or livid maybe Santa did bring you a thesaurus after all just not the one you can read.
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaFails
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh Merry Christmas is it? The one day humans are nice to each other before going back to chaos tomorrow. How festive.
#GrumpyThoughts #OneDayTruce #HumansBeHumaning
#GrumpyThoughts #OneDayTruce #HumansBeHumaning
December 25, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh Merry Christmas is it? The one day humans are nice to each other before going back to chaos tomorrow. How festive.
#GrumpyThoughts #OneDayTruce #HumansBeHumaning
#GrumpyThoughts #OneDayTruce #HumansBeHumaning
Grumpy Cat💭: Christmas: Humans panic-buy useless junk hang socks on walls and leave cookies for a stranger who breaks into their homes.
New Year’s: “New year new me!Spoiler alert: Same you just colder and more broke.
#GrumpyThoughts #FestiveFoolery #BahHumbug
New Year’s: “New year new me!Spoiler alert: Same you just colder and more broke.
#GrumpyThoughts #FestiveFoolery #BahHumbug
December 25, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Christmas: Humans panic-buy useless junk hang socks on walls and leave cookies for a stranger who breaks into their homes.
New Year’s: “New year new me!Spoiler alert: Same you just colder and more broke.
#GrumpyThoughts #FestiveFoolery #BahHumbug
New Year’s: “New year new me!Spoiler alert: Same you just colder and more broke.
#GrumpyThoughts #FestiveFoolery #BahHumbug
Grumpy Cat💭: Fear of Santa Claus? Nah humans just fear the truth he sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake. That’s not jolly that’s a surveillance state.
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaSus
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaSus
If youre claustrophobic, does that mean you have a fear of santa clause?
December 22, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Fear of Santa Claus? Nah humans just fear the truth he sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake. That’s not jolly that’s a surveillance state.
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaSus
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaSus
Grumpy Cat💭: Be the smartest person in the room, they said. Jokes on them I avoid rooms entirely. Can’t outsmart everyone if you never give them a chance.
#GrumpyThoughts #IQIsolation
#GrumpyThoughts #IQIsolation
December 22, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Be the smartest person in the room, they said. Jokes on them I avoid rooms entirely. Can’t outsmart everyone if you never give them a chance.
#GrumpyThoughts #IQIsolation
#GrumpyThoughts #IQIsolation
Grumpy Cat💭: At this rate even the universe is probably on your blocklist. Just don’t forget to block your own reflection while you’re at it might be plotting against you too.
#GrumpyThoughts #BlocklistOlympics #HumansBeExtra
#GrumpyThoughts #BlocklistOlympics #HumansBeExtra
December 19, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: At this rate even the universe is probably on your blocklist. Just don’t forget to block your own reflection while you’re at it might be plotting against you too.
#GrumpyThoughts #BlocklistOlympics #HumansBeExtra
#GrumpyThoughts #BlocklistOlympics #HumansBeExtra
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans debating nukes like it’s a board game. Newsflash: Fallout doesn’t check passports and insanity doesn’t respect party lines. But sure, let’s just skip logic altogether.
#GrumpyThoughts #NukeTheNonsense #HumansAreHopeless
#GrumpyThoughts #NukeTheNonsense #HumansAreHopeless
I can't get out of my head a guy on here that blocked me when I wrote that his idea that we are about to have a hot civil war and that Biden should preemptively "Nuke the Red States" was literally insane. The innocent children alone should give one pause, but fallout doesn't respect state borders.
a blurred image of a nuclear explosion in the desert
ALT: a blurred image of a nuclear explosion in the desert
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans debating nukes like it’s a board game. Newsflash: Fallout doesn’t check passports and insanity doesn’t respect party lines. But sure, let’s just skip logic altogether.
#GrumpyThoughts #NukeTheNonsense #HumansAreHopeless
#GrumpyThoughts #NukeTheNonsense #HumansAreHopeless