#Bribes
Now ban them from accepting AIPAC bribes.
November 10, 2026 at 12:34 PM
the track record of direct bribes in politics isn’t actually that great, most people appreciate some subtlety
November 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
He doesn’t want the job he wants the bribes
November 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Low pay for public officials makes them vulnerable to bribes and of course the famous congressional insider trading.
November 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
America is still the Land of the Bribes....
November 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
compères will usually take bribes, fyi
November 11, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The Arabs gave him eleventy gajillion dollars worth of bribes and a free airplane and he still got their oil fields bombed and handed the Gulf to the Iranians.
November 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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November 11, 2026 at 7:14 AM
What also bears investigation is how many laws Nvidia gets to break in exchange for bribes.
November 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Every president has not accepted bribes from umpteen jillion companies, foreign leaders, etc etc etc.
November 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Springfield Police: Cash Bribes Only
ALT: Springfield Police: Cash Bribes Only
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November 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If you’re well payed in your job you’re less likely to take bribes.
Given the absurd sums they are responsible for managing, they should be paid enough to be independently wealthy the moment they take office.
I have thought we should basically build a dorm for Congresscritters, little studio apartments for those who aren't independently wealthy and can't afford to maintain two houses.
November 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
"Poor advice" makes accepting bribes sound benign.
November 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Now accepting bribes.
November 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Eric Adams really was a late medieval Byzantine figure in the sense that he was taking bribes from the church and the Turks to aid in a conspiracy against his principality.
HOLY FUUUUUCK I HAD NO IDEA SABRINA CARPENTER INADVERTENTLY GAVE US ZOHRAN MAMDANI
November 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Billions in bribes or contributions
November 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
That's why this will be such a big scandal. Massive bribes to the president and Lutnick to sell illegally to China to give them frontier AI capability.
November 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Elon's bribes look like corruption to me. The Teslas on the front lawn were the first clue.
November 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
So many bribes to hide... 🤪
November 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
these are bribes.
Those giving and receiving should be punished.
November 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Yep. Bribes.
November 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
November 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM