August 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My oven is a pretty standard thing but it has this feature called "rapid preheat" where it will run both the broil and the bake elements together until it's within 50° of your target.
This feature is approximately 700X more useful and interesting than having it connected to the internet.
This feature is approximately 700X more useful and interesting than having it connected to the internet.
April 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My oven is a pretty standard thing but it has this feature called "rapid preheat" where it will run both the broil and the bake elements together until it's within 50° of your target.
This feature is approximately 700X more useful and interesting than having it connected to the internet.
This feature is approximately 700X more useful and interesting than having it connected to the internet.
My man looks like he set the tanning bed to "broil"
August 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
My man looks like he set the tanning bed to "broil"
BAKE: I will cook your food in roughly 1 hour
BROIL: I AM THE SUN INCARNATE AND WILL BURN THIS OFFERING INTO ASH
BROIL: I AM THE SUN INCARNATE AND WILL BURN THIS OFFERING INTO ASH
December 11, 2024 at 10:38 PM
BAKE: I will cook your food in roughly 1 hour
BROIL: I AM THE SUN INCARNATE AND WILL BURN THIS OFFERING INTO ASH
BROIL: I AM THE SUN INCARNATE AND WILL BURN THIS OFFERING INTO ASH
meat cake going in for the final broil
December 25, 2024 at 2:22 AM
meat cake going in for the final broil
March 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
BROIL.
YOU PUT IT ON BROIL.
YOU PUT IT ON BROIL.
AI will never be able to craft a sentence as depressing and confounding as this, human creativity wins every time
June 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
BROIL.
YOU PUT IT ON BROIL.
YOU PUT IT ON BROIL.
so many cooking terms start with b
bbq
broil
bake
baste
blanch
broiled
braised
broasted
bbq
broil
bake
baste
blanch
broiled
braised
broasted
February 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
so many cooking terms start with b
bbq
broil
bake
baste
blanch
broiled
braised
broasted
bbq
broil
bake
baste
blanch
broiled
braised
broasted
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup...
September 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup...
Sunday Dinner: London broil w/onion gravy, carrots and potatoes, croissant.
September 20, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Sunday Dinner: London broil w/onion gravy, carrots and potatoes, croissant.
Oh shit yeah here comes fake summer. BROIL THIS BODY, MY GOOD LORD
April 13, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Oh shit yeah here comes fake summer. BROIL THIS BODY, MY GOOD LORD
Nice selection of *Aqualung riff*s at the supermarket
May 28, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Nice selection of *Aqualung riff*s at the supermarket
Too stressed to function so I’m just gonna broil in the sauna and ignore the world.
November 6, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Too stressed to function so I’m just gonna broil in the sauna and ignore the world.
note to self: don’t accidentally broil the cookies… try baking them instead
January 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
note to self: don’t accidentally broil the cookies… try baking them instead
the population could start declining in 75 years? i don't know about all that, but the toshiba 7-in-1 can microwave, broil, and convection cook a whole chicken all at once
April 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the population could start declining in 75 years? i don't know about all that, but the toshiba 7-in-1 can microwave, broil, and convection cook a whole chicken all at once
I passed all my classes and got a crawfish broil to celebrate
May 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I passed all my classes and got a crawfish broil to celebrate
everybody freaking about beans and toast...y'all act like you've never put cheese on light bread and toasted it on broil...or, on special occasions, cinnamon and sugar.
mocking poverty is a dick move
mocking poverty is a dick move
July 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
everybody freaking about beans and toast...y'all act like you've never put cheese on light bread and toasted it on broil...or, on special occasions, cinnamon and sugar.
mocking poverty is a dick move
mocking poverty is a dick move
September 23, 2026 at 2:46 PM
“makes my blood boil”: old, boring, visually unapplealing
“makes my blood broil”: new, exciting, set it and forget it probably
“makes my blood broil”: new, exciting, set it and forget it probably
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“makes my blood boil”: old, boring, visually unapplealing
“makes my blood broil”: new, exciting, set it and forget it probably
“makes my blood broil”: new, exciting, set it and forget it probably
#seifposting
broil + biolysis + broil (swiftcast) + broil (chain strat) (sacred soil) + broil (energy drain) + broil (energy drain) + broil (energy drain) + broil (baneful impaction) + b
broil + biolysis + broil (swiftcast) + broil (chain strat) (sacred soil) + broil (energy drain) + broil (energy drain) + broil (energy drain) + broil (baneful impaction) + b
#wolqotd "i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" well I'm asking your WoL. What do they say?
July 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
#seifposting
broil + biolysis + broil (swiftcast) + broil (chain strat) (sacred soil) + broil (energy drain) + broil (energy drain) + broil (energy drain) + broil (baneful impaction) + b
broil + biolysis + broil (swiftcast) + broil (chain strat) (sacred soil) + broil (energy drain) + broil (energy drain) + broil (energy drain) + broil (baneful impaction) + b
Escargots ready to broil
January 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Escargots ready to broil
The Chattanooga News, October 27,1917
October 27, 2024 at 9:58 PM
The Chattanooga News, October 27,1917
stuffed London Broil
May 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
stuffed London Broil
London Broil came out very pretty tonight!
March 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
London Broil came out very pretty tonight!