Vance: "AES is a socialist Islamist who will kill us all."
AES: "Buckeyes? More like Suckeyes."
AES: "Buckeyes? More like Suckeyes."
El-Sayed: "I just pointed out the fact that constitutionally he's obligated to swear me in. And he did go to Ohio State University, which of course is a lesser university than the University of Michigan."
November 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Vance: "AES is a socialist Islamist who will kill us all."
AES: "Buckeyes? More like Suckeyes."
AES: "Buckeyes? More like Suckeyes."
El-Sayed: JD… There is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in. Do you know what that means? Wolverine 1, Buckeyes 0.
November 4, 2026 at 6:45 AM
El-Sayed: JD… There is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in. Do you know what that means? Wolverine 1, Buckeyes 0.
Buckeyes don't claim that Yale boy.
November 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Buckeyes don't claim that Yale boy.
Except, the buckeyes won too. 😉
November 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Except, the buckeyes won too. 😉
El-Sayed: "Mike, enjoy your retirement ... you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope ... JD, habibi -- there is this delicious irony in the fact that you are constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
November 4, 2026 at 7:14 AM
El-Sayed: "Mike, enjoy your retirement ... you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope ... JD, habibi -- there is this delicious irony in the fact that you are constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
THE FREEHOLD OF OHIO WILL NEVER CONSENT TO STATEHOOD
COME TAKE OUR BUCKEYES FROM OUR COLD DEAD HANDS YOU COWARDS
COME TAKE OUR BUCKEYES FROM OUR COLD DEAD HANDS YOU COWARDS
November 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
THE FREEHOLD OF OHIO WILL NEVER CONSENT TO STATEHOOD
COME TAKE OUR BUCKEYES FROM OUR COLD DEAD HANDS YOU COWARDS
COME TAKE OUR BUCKEYES FROM OUR COLD DEAD HANDS YOU COWARDS
OHIOOOO GO BUCKEYES BBY
November 4, 2026 at 4:13 AM
OHIOOOO GO BUCKEYES BBY
El-Sayed calls out JD Vance, who brawled with the Senate candidate on the campaign trail. "JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in that you're constitutionally-obligated to swear me in in January."
"You know what that means: Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
"You know what that means: Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
November 4, 2026 at 7:20 AM
El-Sayed calls out JD Vance, who brawled with the Senate candidate on the campaign trail. "JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in that you're constitutionally-obligated to swear me in in January."
"You know what that means: Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
"You know what that means: Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
Anyone who hates the Buckeyes is a friend of mine.
El-Sayed: "I just pointed out the fact that constitutionally he's obligated to swear me in. And he did go to Ohio State University, which of course is a lesser university than the University of Michigan."
November 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Anyone who hates the Buckeyes is a friend of mine.
As a fan of The OSU, I must point out that the Buckeyes did get Sherrod Brown back.
Congratulations! Let’s take back the country!
Congratulations! Let’s take back the country!
November 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
As a fan of The OSU, I must point out that the Buckeyes did get Sherrod Brown back.
Congratulations! Let’s take back the country!
Congratulations! Let’s take back the country!
he makes a good point. its hard not to see the cleveland browns or the ohio state buckeyes as foreign entities crumbling the american empire. say no to ohio statehood 🇺🇸
November 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
he makes a good point. its hard not to see the cleveland browns or the ohio state buckeyes as foreign entities crumbling the american empire. say no to ohio statehood 🇺🇸
now is the time to reach across the aisle
November 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
now is the time to reach across the aisle
Got my rye whisky, got my buckeyes*, and I've been warming up my F5 finger. Let's go.
*Buckeyes are a confection consisting of a ball of peanut butter, confectioner's sugar, and vanilla dipped in dark chocolate.
*Buckeyes are a confection consisting of a ball of peanut butter, confectioner's sugar, and vanilla dipped in dark chocolate.
November 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Got my rye whisky, got my buckeyes*, and I've been warming up my F5 finger. Let's go.
*Buckeyes are a confection consisting of a ball of peanut butter, confectioner's sugar, and vanilla dipped in dark chocolate.
*Buckeyes are a confection consisting of a ball of peanut butter, confectioner's sugar, and vanilla dipped in dark chocolate.
Abdul el-Sayed hitting JD with a “habibi” immediately followed by “Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0” is actually what America is all about lmfao
November 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Abdul el-Sayed hitting JD with a “habibi” immediately followed by “Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0” is actually what America is all about lmfao
they’re gonna force feed buckeyes to turkish
1. Former Michigan Governor Jim Blanchard — a longtime friend and supporter of Haley Stevens — says he was having dinner on Friday with Stevens and her fiancé, and that Stevens was excited to attend the church service with Jim Clyburn and Abdul El-Sayed.
November 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
they’re gonna force feed buckeyes to turkish
WOLVERINES 1 - BUCKEYES 0, OOOOOF
My man was having the time of his life up on that stage LMAO. Get their asses Senator Abdul!!!
November 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
WOLVERINES 1 - BUCKEYES 0, OOOOOF
November 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Who translated the 'Buckeyes 0, Wolverines 1' part for JD Vance?
November 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Who translated the 'Buckeyes 0, Wolverines 1' part for JD Vance?
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social is a catty bitch, and I love it. Fuck the Buckeyes!
El-Sayed: "I just pointed out the fact that constitutionally he's obligated to swear me in. And he did go to Ohio State University, which of course is a lesser university than the University of Michigan."
November 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social is a catty bitch, and I love it. Fuck the Buckeyes!
BUCKEYES! O. H.
November 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
BUCKEYES! O. H.
Michigan made me proud today.
💙😁🌊
Abdul El-Sayed says
"Mike, enjoy your retirement ... you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope ...
JD, habibi -- there is this delicious irony in the fact that you are constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
#pinks
💙😁🌊
Abdul El-Sayed says
"Mike, enjoy your retirement ... you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope ...
JD, habibi -- there is this delicious irony in the fact that you are constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
#pinks
November 4, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Michigan made me proud today.
💙😁🌊
Abdul El-Sayed says
"Mike, enjoy your retirement ... you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope ...
JD, habibi -- there is this delicious irony in the fact that you are constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
#pinks
💙😁🌊
Abdul El-Sayed says
"Mike, enjoy your retirement ... you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope ...
JD, habibi -- there is this delicious irony in the fact that you are constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
#pinks
The buckeyes had a pretty good night tho ☺️
November 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The buckeyes had a pretty good night tho ☺️
Too late. I already voted early for Dr. Acton. And so have a lot of other Buckeyes.
November 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Too late. I already voted early for Dr. Acton. And so have a lot of other Buckeyes.