#C-position
This just in:

S T R E T C H
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Apparently the "realist" position is to ... ignore this?
Exceeding 1.5°C global warming could trigger multiple climate tipping points
Global warming greater than 1.5°C could trigger multiple climate tipping points.
www.science.org
April 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
the classic sniper position

c🦝mmish for @bigrigjig.bsky.social
September 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Oops.

Uuuh

Guess who has a new job? c:
October 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Russians are filming the aftermath of a strike on their position, where everything is ablaze.
t.me/c/1377735387...
March 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
🔥The Ukrainian "drone-dragon" armed with thermite mixture strikes a Russian position at close range.
t.me/c/1315043344...
December 19, 2024 at 1:54 PM
[1/5] Je ne comprends pas la position du gouvernement quand il affirme que nous devons nous adapter à +4°C. Réalise-t-il qu’en agriculture, ce n’est tout simplement pas possible ? À +2,7°C, on peut encore envisager des stratégies d’adaptation, mais à +4°C, c’est une impasse.
March 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The question: a) implicitly assumes that there is only one possible legitimate position on immigration; and b) this one legitimate position is that of Farage; while c) demonstrates the questioner's profound lack of impartiality
Question to Zach Polanski at the leadership announcement:

"Q: How can you take on Nigel Farage when your policy on immigration is so different?"

Everything wrong with British politics and media summed up so succinctly in a single absolutely unhinged question.
September 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The press: “Kamala, what is your position on updates to section 420(c)69 of the internal revenue code? Too slow, you dumb bitch, never gonna be president.”

Also the press: “mr. Vance you’re so dreamy, tell us more about Ohio.”
September 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
MY ARCH NEMESIS
September 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Frey: "This is not sustainable. This is an impossible situation our city is being put in. We cannot be at a place in America where we have 2 governmental agencies literally fighting one another. We are put in this position b/c we have approximately 600 police officers & there are 3,000 ICE agents."
January 15, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Must feel like heaven in his position.

[C] for @lgslamzaki.bsky.social
September 25, 2026 at 5:12 PM
a president harris c. 23-24 would've likely wound up in a very similar policy position while saying significantly different things
September 30, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Footage from the action camera of soldiers from the 63rd Brigade — drone operators who were simply trying to make their position safe.
t.me/c/1605512487...
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
ahah IT WORKS look it's a C² dual quaternion B-spline!!

this is interpolating *poses* in dual quaternion form, coupling position and rotation, instead of treating them independently (this is a really neat thing!!)
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Toby Young calls himself "anti woke" and he thinks schools shouldn't have ramps for wheelchair users. Thats not the position of an "anti-woke" person, its the position of a c*nt
December 20, 2024 at 4:51 PM
We were on law review together. He did not get an ed board position b/c he was an ass and then complained that he was discriminated against b/c he was conservative.
February 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
What position do you want me to get freaky in? C:

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October 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
please be careful of this guy giving legal advice without a proper a/c relationship. in his position I would carefully research whether your crimes are basically fine to do
As a Criminal Law professor, let me add: don't do crimes.
so uhh, to my followers: please don't repost me if you're gonna do crimes
April 26, 2026 at 8:15 PM
If your company ends up in a position where it needs to lay off 25% of its workforce (spoilers: it doesn't), it also needs to lay off 100% of its c-suite for gross negligence.
January 8, 2024 at 11:54 PM
The soldiers of the 25th Separate Airborne Sicheslav Brigade evacuated their comrade from a position that had been hit by a Russian guided aerial bomb.

t.me/c/1617325371...
October 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
And Drew could have been in PQ's position if he'd guessed B instead of C.
September 23, 2026 at 7:47 PM
"ADL takes no position in support of or in opposition to any candidate for elected office."

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
July 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM