Kirstie Allsopp’s eyebrows really get on my nerves. #C4Locations
October 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Kirstie Allsopp’s eyebrows really get on my nerves. #C4Locations
On #C4Locations a woman has just mentioned “My piece de la resistance”. 🤦♀️
October 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
On #C4Locations a woman has just mentioned “My piece de la resistance”. 🤦♀️
Kirstie, there *is* no “six doors down” from your mum and dad. #C4Locations
October 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Kirstie, there *is* no “six doors down” from your mum and dad. #C4Locations
Just put the boys in a different school, FFS! #C4Locations
September 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Just put the boys in a different school, FFS! #C4Locations
Watching an old #C4Locations. Kirstie and Phil advocating shared ownership! 😮😡
March 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Watching an old #C4Locations. Kirstie and Phil advocating shared ownership! 😮😡
I don’t think Tom and Caitlin know what a shotgun wedding is. #C4Locations
March 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I don’t think Tom and Caitlin know what a shotgun wedding is. #C4Locations
#C4Locations is in Kent.
“Have you been home for dinner, Phil?”
“Yes, I have actually!”
“How’s your mum?”
“Dead.”
“Have you been home for dinner, Phil?”
“Yes, I have actually!”
“How’s your mum?”
“Dead.”
March 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
#C4Locations is in Kent.
“Have you been home for dinner, Phil?”
“Yes, I have actually!”
“How’s your mum?”
“Dead.”
“Have you been home for dinner, Phil?”
“Yes, I have actually!”
“How’s your mum?”
“Dead.”
One of Kirstie’s hard-pressed young people, with a budget of £1.2m #C4Locations
October 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
One of Kirstie’s hard-pressed young people, with a budget of £1.2m #C4Locations
This pair on #C4Locations are incredibly picky for ex-council house kids with a £1.5m budget.
July 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This pair on #C4Locations are incredibly picky for ex-council house kids with a £1.5m budget.
I don’t know where to start with this #C4Locations couple.
They look about 12
They have 1.25 million quid to spend
They’ve done a spreadsheet of favourite streets
They look about 12
They have 1.25 million quid to spend
They’ve done a spreadsheet of favourite streets
June 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I don’t know where to start with this #C4Locations couple.
They look about 12
They have 1.25 million quid to spend
They’ve done a spreadsheet of favourite streets
They look about 12
They have 1.25 million quid to spend
They’ve done a spreadsheet of favourite streets
#C4Locations “I have a problem with spending quarter of a million quid on an ex-council flat.”
Yes, love - we should *all* have an issue about that. How the hell can ordinary people on an ordinary wage buy a decent home to live in?
Yes, love - we should *all* have an issue about that. How the hell can ordinary people on an ordinary wage buy a decent home to live in?
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
#C4Locations “I have a problem with spending quarter of a million quid on an ex-council flat.”
Yes, love - we should *all* have an issue about that. How the hell can ordinary people on an ordinary wage buy a decent home to live in?
Yes, love - we should *all* have an issue about that. How the hell can ordinary people on an ordinary wage buy a decent home to live in?
I know I’m ancient and was born on a council estate, but the necessity for a one-year-old to have “a teenage snug down the line” makes me 🙄 #C4Locations. #LocationLocationLocation
March 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I know I’m ancient and was born on a council estate, but the necessity for a one-year-old to have “a teenage snug down the line” makes me 🙄 #C4Locations. #LocationLocationLocation
As someone currently dealing with the probate sale of late in-laws’ house, it’s unsettling to watch #C4Locations and witness buyers dissing dead people’s decor.
February 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
As someone currently dealing with the probate sale of late in-laws’ house, it’s unsettling to watch #C4Locations and witness buyers dissing dead people’s decor.
Watching #C4Locations.
On all these property programmes, it’s interesting how the pandemic has given people a different perspective on life.
On all these property programmes, it’s interesting how the pandemic has given people a different perspective on life.
January 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Watching #C4Locations.
On all these property programmes, it’s interesting how the pandemic has given people a different perspective on life.
On all these property programmes, it’s interesting how the pandemic has given people a different perspective on life.
Two @Channel4 property shows I can no longer watch because the middle-class-ness of each has become unbearable are @granddesigns and @C4Locations.
(Sorry @Kevin_McCloud, @PhilSpencerTV and @KirstieMAllsopp. It's not you, it's me.)
(Sorry @Kevin_McCloud, @PhilSpencerTV and @KirstieMAllsopp. It's not you, it's me.)
December 11, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Two @Channel4 property shows I can no longer watch because the middle-class-ness of each has become unbearable are @granddesigns and @C4Locations.
(Sorry @Kevin_McCloud, @PhilSpencerTV and @KirstieMAllsopp. It's not you, it's me.)
(Sorry @Kevin_McCloud, @PhilSpencerTV and @KirstieMAllsopp. It's not you, it's me.)
Seriously do not do structural work for your bloody sofa! Just by a different one! #c4locations
December 8, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Seriously do not do structural work for your bloody sofa! Just by a different one! #c4locations
Now with free murder basement ... #c4locations
December 8, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Now with free murder basement ... #c4locations
This couple need hitting with a lump hammer repeatedly for being this stupid. #c4locations
December 8, 2024 at 9:11 PM
This couple need hitting with a lump hammer repeatedly for being this stupid. #c4locations
Re #C4Locations 30/4/2025, just saw Phil tempted to do up the bottom button on his jacket but, alas, he didn't, & stuck with the standard tie-sticking-out-like-a-tongue look. My WalkaboutsVerse #poem on "Repatriating - Australia to England" walkaboutsverse.blogspot.com/2010/02/walk...
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Poem 228 of 230: REPATRIATING - AUSTRALIA TO ENGLAND I toast sliced-bread before frying - Nigh full-English; I like to sunbathe in win...
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April 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Re #C4Locations 30/4/2025, just saw Phil tempted to do up the bottom button on his jacket but, alas, he didn't, & stuck with the standard tie-sticking-out-like-a-tongue look. My WalkaboutsVerse #poem on "Repatriating - Australia to England" walkaboutsverse.blogspot.com/2010/02/walk...