[They stab Caesar.]
March 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
[They stab Caesar.]
(i'm a time traveler trying to get caesar to invent caesar salad)
me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now?
caesar: i think... i will invent a salad
me: what will you call it, your glory?
caesar: julius's salad
me: close
caesar: julius's epic salad
me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now?
caesar: i think... i will invent a salad
me: what will you call it, your glory?
caesar: julius's salad
me: close
caesar: julius's epic salad
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
(i'm a time traveler trying to get caesar to invent caesar salad)
me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now?
caesar: i think... i will invent a salad
me: what will you call it, your glory?
caesar: julius's salad
me: close
caesar: julius's epic salad
me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now?
caesar: i think... i will invent a salad
me: what will you call it, your glory?
caesar: julius's salad
me: close
caesar: julius's epic salad
making a tableside caesar salad at my next job interview
September 26, 2026 at 5:57 AM
making a tableside caesar salad at my next job interview
No Kings. No Caesar.
October 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
No Kings. No Caesar.
Trump isn’t Julius Caesar, he’s Nero.
February 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Trump isn’t Julius Caesar, he’s Nero.
The Caesar Salad turns 101 today.
July 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The Caesar Salad turns 101 today.
Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”
July 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”
CAESAR
The ides of March are come.
SOOTHSAYER
Ay, Caesar; but not gone.
The ides of March are come.
SOOTHSAYER
Ay, Caesar; but not gone.
March 15, 2026 at 1:15 PM
CAESAR
The ides of March are come.
SOOTHSAYER
Ay, Caesar; but not gone.
The ides of March are come.
SOOTHSAYER
Ay, Caesar; but not gone.
CAESAR: Hey dude
CAESAR: Any big Ides plans
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS:
CAESAR: Any big Ides plans
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS:
March 15, 2024 at 8:28 PM
CAESAR: Hey dude
CAESAR: Any big Ides plans
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS:
CAESAR: Any big Ides plans
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS: 💬
BRUTUS:
Caesar wants her Doki Doki time 👉👈💕
October 18, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Caesar wants her Doki Doki time 👉👈💕
“Aut Caesar, aut nihil” was not actually said by Caesar himself. It was the personal motto of Cesare Borgia, a ruthless Italian nobleman who inspired Machiavelli’s The Prince.
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Cesare_...
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Cesare_...
March 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“Aut Caesar, aut nihil” was not actually said by Caesar himself. It was the personal motto of Cesare Borgia, a ruthless Italian nobleman who inspired Machiavelli’s The Prince.
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Cesare_...
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Cesare_...
Caesar King (Zenless Zone Zero) burger comm
August 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Caesar King (Zenless Zone Zero) burger comm
Caesar found an interesting book
October 20, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Caesar found an interesting book
Caesar King!
November 13, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Caesar King!
Ski resorts, Yellowstone, Tesla dealerships….I haven’t seen mobs this angry since the Romans killed Caesar.
March 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Ski resorts, Yellowstone, Tesla dealerships….I haven’t seen mobs this angry since the Romans killed Caesar.
Caesar in 48 BC:
Egypt! Incredible stuff.
June 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Caesar in 48 BC:
Brutus: *stabbing Caesar*
Caesar: Haha this is so us
Caesar: Haha this is so us
March 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Brutus: *stabbing Caesar*
Caesar: Haha this is so us
Caesar: Haha this is so us
