he’s finally hit the ‘skull calipers’ level, congrats everyone
March 26, 2024 at 9:17 PM
he’s finally hit the ‘skull calipers’ level, congrats everyone
My man looks like he has an extensive collection of calipers
July 17, 2026 at 9:05 PM
My man looks like he has an extensive collection of calipers
I never thought the University of Calipers would measure MY skull
May 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I never thought the University of Calipers would measure MY skull
Would a weirdo have these? *whips out calipers*
July 31, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Would a weirdo have these? *whips out calipers*
Holy calipers, Batman
As a warmup for former President Trump at his MSG rally, Tucker Carlson, who was terminated by Fox News, calls VP Harris "a Samoan-Malaysian low IQ."
October 27, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Holy calipers, Batman
Gavin Newsom next week:
July 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Gavin Newsom next week:
whereas on the site he’s using, they’re having a meltdown because calipers are on back-order
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
whereas on the site he’s using, they’re having a meltdown because calipers are on back-order
Online right wingers can't tell if someone is hot without breaking out a large set of calipers and a calculator
July 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Online right wingers can't tell if someone is hot without breaking out a large set of calipers and a calculator
the cars come with a free set of calipers already
September 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
the cars come with a free set of calipers already
They made Calipers Geoguessr
March 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
They made Calipers Geoguessr
Nate Silver got himself some skull calipers
February 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Nate Silver got himself some skull calipers
Met a girl from 4chan who flirtatiously asks to take my 'measurements.' I giggle and assent. She whips out a pair of calipers.
March 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Met a girl from 4chan who flirtatiously asks to take my 'measurements.' I giggle and assent. She whips out a pair of calipers.
Sir your calipers are stuck in my hair, please stop.
Perhaps you can suggest some ethnicities that are, in your view, meaningful
September 24, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Sir your calipers are stuck in my hair, please stop.
Got her calipers from Harbor Freight Tools
August 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Got her calipers from Harbor Freight Tools
Stock: it's time to hang up my larynx measuring calipers
Stock: and bring back my skull measuring calipers!
Stock: [caressing calipers] oh Pinchy, how i've missed you!
Stock: no one's every gonna take you away from me again!
Stock: and bring back my skull measuring calipers!
Stock: [caressing calipers] oh Pinchy, how i've missed you!
Stock: no one's every gonna take you away from me again!
April 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Stock: it's time to hang up my larynx measuring calipers
Stock: and bring back my skull measuring calipers!
Stock: [caressing calipers] oh Pinchy, how i've missed you!
Stock: no one's every gonna take you away from me again!
Stock: and bring back my skull measuring calipers!
Stock: [caressing calipers] oh Pinchy, how i've missed you!
Stock: no one's every gonna take you away from me again!
Automated calipers are, of course, big tech's end game.
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Automated calipers are, of course, big tech's end game.
Calipers Bros, we are so back.
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Calipers Bros, we are so back.
just get out your calipers, man, this is embarrassing
Chris Rufo and the NY Post have a new and shocking Mamdani BOMBSHELL:
His SAT scores were AVERAGE among admitted students!!!!!!!
This is definitely the sort of thing you report when a candidate has skeletons in the closet.
His SAT scores were AVERAGE among admitted students!!!!!!!
This is definitely the sort of thing you report when a candidate has skeletons in the closet.
July 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
just get out your calipers, man, this is embarrassing
the dorm rooms all have calipers for phrenology.
September 23, 2026 at 4:24 PM
the dorm rooms all have calipers for phrenology.
*carefully adjusting head calipers* hmm his margarita is bad but his friends are nice
great news: i went viral on twitter for wishing ill on ICE agents and as a result got a free physiognomy critique from a woman with an eating disorder at the request of @retarded_whore
August 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
*carefully adjusting head calipers* hmm his margarita is bad but his friends are nice
i feel like noah somehow injured his own brain with his own calipers
Anyone who “instinctively likes” Hegseth needs a fucking lobotomy.
April 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i feel like noah somehow injured his own brain with his own calipers
breaking out my calipers for one last job
Elon Musk apparently got so sick of people saying that he looked like Pol Pot that he decided to destroy USAID and try to beat those mass- murder numbers.
March 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
breaking out my calipers for one last job
my guy not only did the Tobias Funke meme thing but did it with skull calipers. tremendous
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
my guy not only did the Tobias Funke meme thing but did it with skull calipers. tremendous
"My mom and my calipers say you have to call me smart"
August 23, 2026 at 12:37 AM
"My mom and my calipers say you have to call me smart"
But I also have a collection of 1488 skull calipers
June 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
But I also have a collection of 1488 skull calipers