#CANDIDATE
The Peace Candidate.
June 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Early FAFO hall of fame candidate
March 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I sure do have a candidate for you.
i really think there is legit political space for running on "we are going to dismantle ICE"
How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀

LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽‍♂️
December 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Trump endorses shitty candidate, then blames shitty candidate for being shitty. Chapter 437.
March 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan
Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!"

The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]
April 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Portland, Maine crowd as Democratic US Senate candidate Graham Platner takes the stage today.
September 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
JB PRITZKER Could Be A Good
Candidate For President........ ?
May 23, 2026 at 1:55 PM
My son was accepted into Officer Candidate School.
May 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
the anti-war candidate
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This should be an ad for every D candidate everywhere:
September 18, 2026 at 11:01 AM
candidate 1: i will kill you and your family

candidate 2: i will only kill half of your family, and maybe not you

candidate 3: I won't kill anybody, what the hell, that's so fucked up

Too many of you: Candidate 3 will just take votes from candidate 2, who we must elect to save democracy
August 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
BREAKING:

NBC News projects Susan Crawford wins the Wisconsin state Supreme Court race.
 
Crawford is the Democratic-backed candidate.

Elon Musk's candidate lost. Trump's candidate lost.
April 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Republican congressional candidate in Georgia weighs in.
July 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Every single candidate Trump endorsed lost last night.
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Espero que ninguém se candidate 🙏🏽
September 13, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Leftmost candidate for PM in Israel:
Most honest Yair Golan statement ever
September 26, 2026 at 10:36 PM
A Muslim son of immigrants might become mayor of NYC in part because he cross endorsed and supported a Jewish candidate and Black candidate, and vice versa.

It's a beautiful American story for the rest of us. A nightmare for all the right people ;)

It's so New York.
June 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
RFK is the only candidate who believes in lobal worming
May 8, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Another beating for a Trumpian candidate.

Bloomberg: *ROMANIAN CENTRIST BEATS FAR-RIGHT CANDIDATE TO WIN PRESIDENCY
May 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Go Selena 👏
Selena Gomez Claps Back After Failed Senate Candidate Calls For Her To Be 'Deported'
Good luck with that.
www.comicsands.com
January 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It’s a little weird to demand people vote for a candidate as a necessary lesser evil three years before you even know if they’re going to be the candidate
September 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Minnesota right-wing Alpha News has uncovered the huge scandal that a school board candidate in my hometown of Forest Lake also plays in a rock band! The horror!
Forest Lake school board candidate moonlights as punk rocker fighting 'fascism' | AlphaNews.org
Forest Lake school board candidate Claire Luger has has performed at “No Kings” rallies sporting "Fight Fascism" t-shirts.
alphanews.org
September 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison
This is insane and everyone involved needs to be sued into oblivion and then go directly to jail
April 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM