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March 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business https://theonion.com/jesus-clarifies-return-will-be-strictly-limited-to-carpentry-business/
Norway's Borgund Stave Church has stood since 1250 AD without a single nail, held together by wooden pegs and Viking carpentry.
September 13, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Norway's Borgund Stave Church has stood since 1250 AD without a single nail, held together by wooden pegs and Viking carpentry.
Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business
Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business
JERUSALEM—In an effort to soften the blow for a human race eagerly awaiting His glorious arrival, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, clarified Monday that His return would be strictly limited to His carpen...
theonion.com
April 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business
when people say this they imagine, like, artisanal carpentry or baking, not eight hours on the manufacturing line adjusting a thousand widgets because you're marginally cheaper than a machine
Making stuff with your hands is objectively good. Not many people can make a living doing in our current world.
April 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
when people say this they imagine, like, artisanal carpentry or baking, not eight hours on the manufacturing line adjusting a thousand widgets because you're marginally cheaper than a machine
agree with everyone that the sabrina carpenter album cover is incredibly problematic. she's not doing any carpentry
August 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
agree with everyone that the sabrina carpenter album cover is incredibly problematic. she's not doing any carpentry
Yeah I don’t consult the kkk for carpentry tips.
April 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Yeah I don’t consult the kkk for carpentry tips.
“Yeah Ma, I’m not loving the carpentry thing but I’m kinda killing it as an influencer…. A shirt? Yeah of course I’m wearing a shirt.”
July 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
“Yeah Ma, I’m not loving the carpentry thing but I’m kinda killing it as an influencer…. A shirt? Yeah of course I’m wearing a shirt.”
The ceo at carpentry has spoken
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The ceo at carpentry has spoken
Love how dentists say “a little pressure” right before they attempt carpentry inside your skull.
September 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Love how dentists say “a little pressure” right before they attempt carpentry inside your skull.
She keeps on finding wood shavings in her pockets.
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
She keeps on finding wood shavings in her pockets.
A father who enjoys doing carpentry.
Another version is posted at Patreon's store, Back number 2023.
Another version is posted at Patreon's store, Back number 2023.
February 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A father who enjoys doing carpentry.
Another version is posted at Patreon's store, Back number 2023.
Another version is posted at Patreon's store, Back number 2023.
Quitting programming as a career right now because of LLMs would be like quitting carpentry as a career thanks to the invention of the table saw.
July 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Quitting programming as a career right now because of LLMs would be like quitting carpentry as a career thanks to the invention of the table saw.
Found this book about your mom’s carpentry career
April 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Found this book about your mom’s carpentry career
This is like saying, “Because we have power tools, no one needs to learn carpentry.”
“I think actually things will move maybe even by the end of this year to where you don't even bother doing coding. The AI just creates the binary directly.”
“Doing coding.” The AI just creates “the binary” directly. Ok.
“Doing coding.” The AI just creates “the binary” directly. Ok.
Elon Musk: Coding Was a Top Job for Decades. It Will Be Dead By the End of the Year.
Tesla (NASDAQ:TSLA | TSLA Price Prediction) CEO Elon Musk has made yet another sweeping prediction about the future of work, this time aimed squarely at software engineers. Speaking at a recent confer...
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June 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
This is like saying, “Because we have power tools, no one needs to learn carpentry.”
Should have gone into carpentry
June 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Should have gone into carpentry
dogshit carpentry bowser is just gluing this stuff together
February 14, 2026 at 9:19 AM
dogshit carpentry bowser is just gluing this stuff together
March 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Worst carpentry accident in all of 31 AD
July 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Worst carpentry accident in all of 31 AD
Sun shimmer of a nave aisle window upon the parclose at Southwold, St Edmund, Suffolk #suffolk #churches #history #heritage #architecture #carpentry #woodcarving #sunlight #medieval
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Sun shimmer of a nave aisle window upon the parclose at Southwold, St Edmund, Suffolk #suffolk #churches #history #heritage #architecture #carpentry #woodcarving #sunlight #medieval
HARRISON FORD on what the craft of Carpentry taught him about the craft of Acting.
One of only a small number of Hollywood stars i truly admire & respect — love the guy.
One of only a small number of Hollywood stars i truly admire & respect — love the guy.
April 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
HARRISON FORD on what the craft of Carpentry taught him about the craft of Acting.
One of only a small number of Hollywood stars i truly admire & respect — love the guy.
One of only a small number of Hollywood stars i truly admire & respect — love the guy.
I didn't know he did carpentry.
July 12, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I didn't know he did carpentry.