Ah, CBAT… my beloved. Savior of relationships everywhere.
May 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Ah, CBAT… my beloved. Savior of relationships everywhere.
cbat
bouncing on it without rhythm so as to not attract the worm
July 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
cbat
eurocbat
eurobeat + cbat
tomorrow
eurobeat + cbat
tomorrow
August 28, 2026 at 8:11 PM
eurocbat
eurobeat + cbat
tomorrow
eurobeat + cbat
tomorrow
I regret to inform everyone that cbat does sync up decently with this clip
May 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I regret to inform everyone that cbat does sync up decently with this clip
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
listening to that ending for the first time felt like when you read that one Reddit post about a guy who insists on having sex to a specific song and then you click the link to the song and it’s Cbat and it sounds like dying dolphin noises and how did someone fuck to it
I would rather have had Cbat
I would rather have had Cbat
September 25, 2026 at 5:16 PM
listening to that ending for the first time felt like when you read that one Reddit post about a guy who insists on having sex to a specific song and then you click the link to the song and it’s Cbat and it sounds like dying dolphin noises and how did someone fuck to it
I would rather have had Cbat
I would rather have had Cbat
Cbat - Hudson Mohawke
harder this time 🫦
May 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Cbat - Hudson Mohawke
Ya’ll remember cbat?
September 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ya’ll remember cbat?
stand back
im going cbat mode
im going cbat mode
May 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
stand back
im going cbat mode
im going cbat mode
she hates me. she fucking hates me
July 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
she hates me. she fucking hates me
(intro to cbat starts)
her: (begins laughing)
me: [slows down] ... you alright? what's going on?
(cbat actually starts)
me: (laughing so hard my core cramps)
her: (begins laughing)
me: [slows down] ... you alright? what's going on?
(cbat actually starts)
me: (laughing so hard my core cramps)
fun fact, I fucked ONCE to cbat for about 8 seconds (my ex added it to the sex playlist as a joke. it's actually hysterical)
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
(intro to cbat starts)
her: (begins laughing)
me: [slows down] ... you alright? what's going on?
(cbat actually starts)
me: (laughing so hard my core cramps)
her: (begins laughing)
me: [slows down] ... you alright? what's going on?
(cbat actually starts)
me: (laughing so hard my core cramps)
cracking up imagining the guy from Portishead losing his virginity to cbat
Dude doesn’t know his own fucking music
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
cracking up imagining the guy from Portishead losing his virginity to cbat
Hudson Mohawke - Cbat
YouTube video by PurpleLazerr
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
why does cbat sound like it's a distant cousin of "the yoshi clan" (dinky ass intro cutscene song) from yoshi's new island
June 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
why does cbat sound like it's a distant cousin of "the yoshi clan" (dinky ass intro cutscene song) from yoshi's new island
This is when you put on Cbat by Hudson Mohawke.
*during sex*
"You wanna play some music?"
"Not if it's your weird prog shit"
"Why do I even invite you to my house?"
"You wanna play some music?"
"Not if it's your weird prog shit"
"Why do I even invite you to my house?"
August 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This is when you put on Cbat by Hudson Mohawke.
as a leftist, let me explain how to have sex: you basically just need to thrust in and out to the tune of a song called "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke
August 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
as a leftist, let me explain how to have sex: you basically just need to thrust in and out to the tune of a song called "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Had Sex to ‘Cbat’
September 27, 2026 at 4:02 PM
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Had Sex to ‘Cbat’
she doesn't wanna fuck to cbat :(
June 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
she doesn't wanna fuck to cbat :(
I keep thinking about cbat
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I keep thinking about cbat
ain't CBAT the song that dude was fuckin to
July 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
ain't CBAT the song that dude was fuckin to
CBAT (Cloud, Barret, Aerith, Tifa)
July 6, 2026 at 7:29 AM
CBAT (Cloud, Barret, Aerith, Tifa)