Synthetic CDOs for Jesus
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Synthetic CDOs for Jesus
they don’t need to! they were there, packaging up subprime loans in CDOs and getting bailed out
December 24, 2024 at 4:56 PM
they don’t need to! they were there, packaging up subprime loans in CDOs and getting bailed out
recessions and their causes, a history:
1929: Black Thursday
1973: OPEC oil embargo
2008: subprime CDOs
2020: COVID-19
2025: let’s go Brandon
1929: Black Thursday
1973: OPEC oil embargo
2008: subprime CDOs
2020: COVID-19
2025: let’s go Brandon
March 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
recessions and their causes, a history:
1929: Black Thursday
1973: OPEC oil embargo
2008: subprime CDOs
2020: COVID-19
2025: let’s go Brandon
1929: Black Thursday
1973: OPEC oil embargo
2008: subprime CDOs
2020: COVID-19
2025: let’s go Brandon
Nooo were doing synthetic cdos
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Meta building cloud business to sell excess AI capacity, Bloomberg News reports
Meta Platforms is building a cloud business to sell excess AI computing capacity, Bloomberg News reported on Wednesday, as tech giants seek returns on costly AI investments amid worries about overspending.
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July 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Nooo were doing synthetic cdos
Same people who were all in on synthetic CDOs in 2006.
February 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Same people who were all in on synthetic CDOs in 2006.
Tim Ryan: what really happened in 2009 was banks didn't invest in CDOs heavily ENOUGH. We needed even more sub-prime mortgage loans
"Why would we be in a fight with the crypto industry?" is such a funny thing for any Democrat to ask. Because it's a ponzi scheme. Because people are losing their retirement savings "investing" in countless scams. That's why.
Ex-Dem Rep Tim Ryan Warns On MSNBC His Own Party ‘Is Toxic’ To Voters: ‘What Are We Doing?’
Former Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) told MSNBC that Democrats need a complete "rebrand" and to find common ground with MAGA figures like Elon Musk.
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November 30, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Tim Ryan: what really happened in 2009 was banks didn't invest in CDOs heavily ENOUGH. We needed even more sub-prime mortgage loans
"If the housing market was really going to collapse in 2 years, do you think the seven largest banks would be all in on lending and packaging the loans into CDOs?"
Axios writer, 2006
Axios writer, 2006
September 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"If the housing market was really going to collapse in 2 years, do you think the seven largest banks would be all in on lending and packaging the loans into CDOs?"
Axios writer, 2006
Axios writer, 2006
I can probably still give a lecture on CDOs and credit default swaps off the top of my head, it broke the entire concept of Finance for me and every time someone mentions packaging loans I start to sweat
May 24, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I can probably still give a lecture on CDOs and credit default swaps off the top of my head, it broke the entire concept of Finance for me and every time someone mentions packaging loans I start to sweat
We could call them, CDOs, Collateralized Datacenter Obligations, CDOs, I haven't heard that name for a long time. Probably nothing.
"Wall Street is once again creating and selling securities backed by everything—the more creative the better...Data-center bonds are backed by lease payments from companies that rent out computing capacity."
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
They Crashed the Economy in 2008. Now They’re Back and Bigger Than Ever.
Wall Street expects to sell more than $335 billion in asset-backed debt this year. Remember that conference in ‘The Big Short’? It just drew a record 10,000.
www.wsj.com
March 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
We could call them, CDOs, Collateralized Datacenter Obligations, CDOs, I haven't heard that name for a long time. Probably nothing.
Selena Gomez explaining synthetic CDOs was epic and scary.
February 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Selena Gomez explaining synthetic CDOs was epic and scary.
Bluesky Starter Packs are how "The Big Short" described CDOs.
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Bluesky Starter Packs are how "The Big Short" described CDOs.
Synthetic CDOs, second time as farce.
September 23, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Synthetic CDOs, second time as farce.
nvidia chip CDOs when?
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
nvidia chip CDOs when?
Synthetic CDOs for online gambling markets is the endgame of capitalism.
“CDO² for gambling” may be too on the nose for marketing
January 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Synthetic CDOs for online gambling markets is the endgame of capitalism.
SRTs (Significant Risk Transfers) are going to be the AI bubble’s CDOs (Collateralised Debt Obligations).
CDOs were bunches of mortgage debt packaged up and sold to investors as AAA rated low risk low reward investments. But the banks bundled in debt that was WAY below AAA and so it was high risk
CDOs were bunches of mortgage debt packaged up and sold to investors as AAA rated low risk low reward investments. But the banks bundled in debt that was WAY below AAA and so it was high risk
May 21, 2026 at 11:00 AM
SRTs (Significant Risk Transfers) are going to be the AI bubble’s CDOs (Collateralised Debt Obligations).
CDOs were bunches of mortgage debt packaged up and sold to investors as AAA rated low risk low reward investments. But the banks bundled in debt that was WAY below AAA and so it was high risk
CDOs were bunches of mortgage debt packaged up and sold to investors as AAA rated low risk low reward investments. But the banks bundled in debt that was WAY below AAA and so it was high risk
The 2008-9 crisist was built on elaborate financial instruments (CDOs) that basically put so many mortgages in a blender that it made the resulting slurry look like a safe investment, which it was until enough people stopped being able to make mortgage payments, at which point it collapsed utterly
October 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The 2008-9 crisist was built on elaborate financial instruments (CDOs) that basically put so many mortgages in a blender that it made the resulting slurry look like a safe investment, which it was until enough people stopped being able to make mortgage payments, at which point it collapsed utterly
Lmaooooo the company who could afford it the least.
When all time highs for the CDOs?!
When all time highs for the CDOs?!
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April 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Lmaooooo the company who could afford it the least.
When all time highs for the CDOs?!
When all time highs for the CDOs?!
a fun arc of this story about a Minecraft economic crash is watching as literal children reinvent CDOs, and it is still unclear to me whether they independently did so from first principles or if somebody knew about CDOs and introduced them as part of an unimaginably elaborate joke (16:09)
How a Minecraft hedge fund made a $30,000 “accounting error”
YouTube video by Trolligarch
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May 24, 2026 at 6:24 AM
a fun arc of this story about a Minecraft economic crash is watching as literal children reinvent CDOs, and it is still unclear to me whether they independently did so from first principles or if somebody knew about CDOs and introduced them as part of an unimaginably elaborate joke (16:09)
hey quick question how many banks were loaded up with imploding CDOs in 2008?Just ballpark was it thousands, hundreds, or dozens?
lmao lmao lmao lmao
September 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
hey quick question how many banks were loaded up with imploding CDOs in 2008?Just ballpark was it thousands, hundreds, or dozens?
Okay there are risks to private credit but this is a very bad analogy.
*GUNDLACH SAYS PRIVATE CREDIT ANALAGOUS TO CDOS IN MID-2000'S
*GUNDLACH SAYS PRIVATE CREDIT ANALAGOUS TO CDOS IN MID-2000'S
June 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Okay there are risks to private credit but this is a very bad analogy.
*GUNDLACH SAYS PRIVATE CREDIT ANALAGOUS TO CDOS IN MID-2000'S
*GUNDLACH SAYS PRIVATE CREDIT ANALAGOUS TO CDOS IN MID-2000'S