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Auditors and outages are asking the exact same questions about your deployment process, just at different times 🎯. Fix your environment drift and manual deploy steps before an incident catches them for you ⚡👉 upsun.com/blog/deliver... #DevOps #CI_CD #CloudInfrastructure #SoftwareEngineering
November 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Jenkins died on a Friday and deploys silently stopped. Tekton runs CI as Kubernetes-native pods, so RBAC and audit logs already cover it. https://www.valtersit.com/guides/ci_cd/tekton-pipelines-cloud-native-cicd-without-yaml-bloat/
Tekton Pipelines: Cloud-Native CI/CD Without YAML Bloat
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November 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
A transitive dependency sat in your lockfile for months with a known RCE and a patch that shipped 13 months earlier. Dependency review gates fix that. https://www.valtersit.com/guides/ci_cd/dependency-review-gates-block-prs-on-known-cves/
Dependency Review Gates: Block PRs on Known CVEs
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November 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
That 2:14 AM 502 is usually a SIGTERM with no drain. Blue-green on plain VMs is achievable with systemd, Nginx, and HAProxy, no Kubernetes needed. https://www.valtersit.com/guides/ci_cd/blue-green-deployments-without-kubernetes-zero-downtime-is-boring-and-that/
Blue-Green Deployments Without Kubernetes: Zero Downtime Is Boring (and That's the Point)
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November 8, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Your "zero-downtime" deploy failed because the load balancer lied. HAProxy health checks, graceful drains, and blue-green on plain VMs, no Kubernetes needed. #devops #haproxy #bluegreen https://www.valtersit.com/guides/ci_cd/blue-green-deployments-zero-downtime-without-kubernetes/
Blue-Green Deployments: Zero-Downtime Without Kubernetes
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November 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Your load balancer flipped clean. Then green 500'd on a stale Redis pool and rollback was already dead. https://www.valtersit.com/guides/ci_cd/blue-green-deployments-zero-downtime-without-kubernetes/
Blue-Green Deployments: Zero-Downtime Without Kubernetes
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November 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Kubernetes isn't what gives you zero-downtime deploys. This guide shows blue-green with nginx, HAProxy and shell scripts: health checks, connection draining, instant rollback. No control plane needed. https://www.valtersit.com/guides/ci_cd/blue-green-deployments-zero-downtime-without-kubernetes/
Blue-Green Deployments: Zero-Downtime Without Kubernetes
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November 1, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Dependabot alerts nobody reads don't stop Log4Shell. Here's how to build a dependency review gate in GitHub Actions that blocks merges on net-new CVEs, with audited escape hatches. https://www.valtersit.com/guides/ci_cd/dependency-review-gates-blocking-prs-with-cves/
Dependency Review Gates: Blocking PRs with CVEs
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October 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Dependabot alerts get ignored until a CVE hits production. Build a GitHub Actions review gate that blocks PRs on net-new vulnerabilities. #DevSecOps #GitHub #Security

https://www.valtersit.com/guides/ci_cd/dependency-review-gates-blocking-prs-with-cves/
October 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
K8s rollouts still causing micro-outages? You don't need a heavy control plane. Run zero-downtime blue-green deployments using Nginx, HAProxy, and simple shell scripts. #DevOps #Nginx #Linux

https://www.valtersit.com/guides/ci_cd/blue-green-deployments-zero-downtime-without-kubernetes/
October 22, 2026 at 12:00 PM
At least the CI pipeline is glowing bright green while everything else burns to the ground.

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October 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Your 2AM 502s come from SIGTERM with no graceful drain. Blue-green on plain VMs works: systemd, Nginx/HAProxy, boring scripts. No Kubernetes needed.

https://www.valtersit.com/guides/ci_cd/blue-green-deployments-without-kubernetes-zero-downtime-is-boring-and-that/

#devops #nginx #systemd
Blue-Green Deployments Without Kubernetes: Zero Downtime Is Boring (and That's the Point)
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October 18, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Green checkmarks in the deployment pipeline don't care about your commit history, only the destination.

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October 18, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Critical GitLab RCE (CVE-2026-97229): public PoC live, versions before 19.2.8/19.3.5/19.4.2 vulnerable. #GitLab #RCE #Security #CVE2026 #CI_CD #Vulnerability #PatchNow https://thedailytechfeed.com/critical-gitlab-rce-cve-2026-97229-poc-released-patch-urgently-needed/
October 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM