Good morning, my friend! Caught red handed! Sharing photo (through the window screen) of Kevin-the-Chipmunk🐿️ on my #backdeck eating the #blackberries he stole. And the messy aftermath. SMH: he’s berry rude, like his “bro” and mentor Gary-the-Squirrel. #NoManners #justask #crimespree #clutchmypearls

How does one die twice in an episode, and I cry both times. #thewheeloftime #robertjordanbooks #gettingmetogether #clutchmypearls

#Shocker #ClutchMyPearls 🤬

OMG and #clutchmypearls
Childhood games...many hours!!! #thelittlethings

*clutchmypearls Did you just be an adult and exhibit concern over a husband's mental health and welfare on here? /s

Based around a conversation with a friend last night… #pearls #clutchmypearls #gayphotographer #gayartist #queerartist

Oh Dear, #ClutchMyPearls (OOPS, #ICEICEBarbie is not wearing her #PreciousPearlsPerhaps Repping #Qatar Helps (?) Pay for Luxuries that the #BribedByTrump (?) to Drop the #TrumpUnivLAWSUIT that as the #AGofFL #BlondieBondiBarbie had Filed for ALL THOSE FL Residents who were #CheatedByTrumoOrg (?)

Maybe ClutchMyPearls Collins told him that so he wouldn't be mad about her safe "no" vote on KrazyEyes Kash.

Next big march on the Capitol we have to make better not have to include everyone showing their genitals. That's what they want, we can give it to them. All of our genitals in solidarity. Aimed right at the Whitehouse. #HEAVENFORBID #FAFO #CLUTCHMYPEARLS

What is with Weather Anchors?!?!?! I've had one tease ahead to the "the street walker forecast" and now another saying someone who can be seen on a community camera is doing the walk of shame. #clutchmypearls