God at His computer
September 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM
God at His computer
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
January 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
computer, fetch my unread mail
[computer does not respond. computer is a featureless tungsten cube]
thank you, computer
[computer does not respond. computer is a featureless tungsten cube]
thank you, computer
September 23, 2024 at 12:41 PM
computer, fetch my unread mail
[computer does not respond. computer is a featureless tungsten cube]
thank you, computer
[computer does not respond. computer is a featureless tungsten cube]
thank you, computer
Computer. Enhance!
February 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Computer. Enhance!
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god
May 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god
we have to kill the computer
July 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
we have to kill the computer
Computer,,,
April 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Computer,,,
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
fruit computers i built 🍓🫐🍊🍋
October 22, 2024 at 11:01 PM
fruit computers i built 🍓🫐🍊🍋