Splash out on some Marks and Spencers condoms with sharp spikes and chilli powder coating.
These are not just condoms, these are S&M condoms.
These are not just condoms, these are S&M condoms.
November 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Splash out on some Marks and Spencers condoms with sharp spikes and chilli powder coating.
These are not just condoms, these are S&M condoms.
These are not just condoms, these are S&M condoms.
Not saying it wasn’t awkward at first but eventually I got very proud whenever I bought condoms. “That’s right; I’m fuckin’”
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Not saying it wasn’t awkward at first but eventually I got very proud whenever I bought condoms. “That’s right; I’m fuckin’”
Love to cum in condoms🤤
Imagine your cum in there too and then using it as lube🥵
Imagine your cum in there too and then using it as lube🥵
November 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Love to cum in condoms🤤
Imagine your cum in there too and then using it as lube🥵
Imagine your cum in there too and then using it as lube🥵
condoms are now illegal and we must all have abortions every day
November 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
condoms are now illegal and we must all have abortions every day
The condoms for oral sex lady is still ranting about NHS rationing to be Right instead of caring about public health
November 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
The condoms for oral sex lady is still ranting about NHS rationing to be Right instead of caring about public health
no condoms ever men deserve to cum anywhere they want
November 3, 2026 at 9:54 AM
no condoms ever men deserve to cum anywhere they want
condoms rob me of what's rightfully MINE
November 4, 2026 at 7:01 AM
condoms rob me of what's rightfully MINE
Jesus didn’t wear condoms. Think about that the next time you tell me to walk in his path.
November 1, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Jesus didn’t wear condoms. Think about that the next time you tell me to walk in his path.
Condoms?
Oh, trading cards.
🤣
Oh, trading cards.
🤣
November 4, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Condoms?
Oh, trading cards.
🤣
Oh, trading cards.
🤣
condoms off babes it happened!
November 4, 2026 at 5:25 AM
condoms off babes it happened!
[NSFW]
Need another hyper-cumming friend to come over so we can fill condoms together all night long......
Need another hyper-cumming friend to come over so we can fill condoms together all night long......
November 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
[NSFW]
Need another hyper-cumming friend to come over so we can fill condoms together all night long......
Need another hyper-cumming friend to come over so we can fill condoms together all night long......
do cybertronians have condoms?🤔 #valveplug
November 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
do cybertronians have condoms?🤔 #valveplug
Maybe I'm really cheap by I object to spending 58p on each Tesco branded condom. It really adds up over a weekend. I wish Aldi did own branded condoms.
November 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Maybe I'm really cheap by I object to spending 58p on each Tesco branded condom. It really adds up over a weekend. I wish Aldi did own branded condoms.
I maintain the position that condoms should only be present if they're crucial to the narrative. of eventually no condoms
November 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I maintain the position that condoms should only be present if they're crucial to the narrative. of eventually no condoms
Honestly it’s been a minute since I’ve bought condoms…
November 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Honestly it’s been a minute since I’ve bought condoms…
it sells like hotcakes!
November 4, 2026 at 1:04 PM
it sells like hotcakes!
condoms in porn lowkey are underrated its girlcock wrapped in tight latex and full of cum
October 31, 2026 at 3:20 PM
condoms in porn lowkey are underrated its girlcock wrapped in tight latex and full of cum
October 31, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Btw, since I’ve been posting about condoms, here’s something that more people should know. You do not have to be 18 to buy condoms. Federal law makes it illegal to not sell someone condoms based on their age
I’ve heard people say they aren’t old enough to buy condoms and such before, but that’s (1)
I’ve heard people say they aren’t old enough to buy condoms and such before, but that’s (1)
November 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Btw, since I’ve been posting about condoms, here’s something that more people should know. You do not have to be 18 to buy condoms. Federal law makes it illegal to not sell someone condoms based on their age
I’ve heard people say they aren’t old enough to buy condoms and such before, but that’s (1)
I’ve heard people say they aren’t old enough to buy condoms and such before, but that’s (1)
I assume since Catholics Are Not Consequentialists pulling Hitler numbers of dead innocents is fine since no condoms will be paid for in the meantime
November 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I assume since Catholics Are Not Consequentialists pulling Hitler numbers of dead innocents is fine since no condoms will be paid for in the meantime
We're gonna need a bigger box of condoms.
November 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
We're gonna need a bigger box of condoms.
condoms are racist ♠️
if youre black♠️
if youre black♠️
November 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
condoms are racist ♠️
if youre black♠️
if youre black♠️
Halloween imps get a new job once november rolls around, and it involves swallowing enough cum to look like dizzy lil condoms
November 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Halloween imps get a new job once november rolls around, and it involves swallowing enough cum to look like dizzy lil condoms
Joints, condoms, gummies
Honestly thinking of starting a new tradition where adults dress up for Hallowe'en and give out adult treats to homeowners. Maybe those little bottles of booze, or high-quality protein bars...what else?
October 31, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Joints, condoms, gummies
"The world would have been spared quite a bit [of trouble]."
Cartoon: NEL (Germany)
Cartoon: NEL (Germany)
November 2, 2026 at 6:16 AM
"The world would have been spared quite a bit [of trouble]."
Cartoon: NEL (Germany)
Cartoon: NEL (Germany)