Targeting a private educational institute because it won’t conform its governance and curriculum to what the state wants is…communist.
May 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Targeting a private educational institute because it won’t conform its governance and curriculum to what the state wants is…communist.
rap doesn't conform to music theory. singular they/them doesn't conform to grammar theory. homosexuals don't conform to evolution theory. evolution doesn't conform to creationist theory. the curve doesn't conform to flat earth theory.
February 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
rap doesn't conform to music theory. singular they/them doesn't conform to grammar theory. homosexuals don't conform to evolution theory. evolution doesn't conform to creationist theory. the curve doesn't conform to flat earth theory.
They talk about “liberty” and “freedom,” and also they demand you conform.
Tom Emmer: "Minnesotans are so afraid that you're gonna call us a racist, you're gonna call us an Islamophobe. You know what? I'm done being even the least bit careful. Somalis don't assimilate. And if they don't assimilate, then they should go the hell back to where they came from."
June 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
They talk about “liberty” and “freedom,” and also they demand you conform.
Some dogs don’t conform..😂
May 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Some dogs don’t conform..😂
Trying to conform to American beauty standards feels like that game SpongeBob and Patrick were playing with G7
October 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Trying to conform to American beauty standards feels like that game SpongeBob and Patrick were playing with G7
There’s so much I’ve had to do to conform to society. It would be nice if just once in awhile society would conform to me.
February 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There’s so much I’ve had to do to conform to society. It would be nice if just once in awhile society would conform to me.
NEW: “CBS Evening News” producer Alicia Hastey sends a bombshell farewell note:
Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”
Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
NEW: “CBS Evening News” producer Alicia Hastey sends a bombshell farewell note:
Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”
Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”
Forcing women to hand over a specific ID if they don't conform to gender stereotypes, what a victory
May 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Forcing women to hand over a specific ID if they don't conform to gender stereotypes, what a victory
ConForm (Or else!)
OK: here's a little game for you. The Tories and Reform decide to merge. What should the new party be called - and what should its logo look like? Hit reply and tell us!
May 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
ConForm (Or else!)
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May 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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You have no idea how much pressure Big Left Hand can put on people to conform.
March 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You have no idea how much pressure Big Left Hand can put on people to conform.
hey, just wanted to drop a quick note demanding that 20 million or so people immediately and fundamentally alter their posting behavior to conform to my expectations. mine specifically. thanks
December 3, 2024 at 1:30 PM
hey, just wanted to drop a quick note demanding that 20 million or so people immediately and fundamentally alter their posting behavior to conform to my expectations. mine specifically. thanks
for fascists, unity = obey and conform or be removed.
July 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM
for fascists, unity = obey and conform or be removed.
Hypocrisy (n): the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform
June 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Hypocrisy (n): the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform
Raskin: "I want the whole country to look at this. This is the attorney general of the US whose job is law enforcement. We've never had a witness who has misunderstood our rules and been unable to conform his or her conduct to our rules before. Excuse me."
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Raskin: "I want the whole country to look at this. This is the attorney general of the US whose job is law enforcement. We've never had a witness who has misunderstood our rules and been unable to conform his or her conduct to our rules before. Excuse me."
I love to see public support, esp. via third spaces, for people who don't conform to the standard corporate "working hours"
July 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I love to see public support, esp. via third spaces, for people who don't conform to the standard corporate "working hours"
October 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
i have been thinking about this a lot. my "left-wing" ideas about government reform mostly amount to trying to make the federal government conform with the vision in the constitution: a strong, active and majoritarian congress
one thing that I find remarkable is that it is surprisingly left/radical coded in some spaces to think that Congress needs institutional reform in order to allow for more functional government
This is a less charitable version of what @sharonk.bsky.social was saying earlier, but if you don’t like a Congress where it’s all about vibes and posturing, you should support efforts to make Congress a functional legislative body again.
July 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
i have been thinking about this a lot. my "left-wing" ideas about government reform mostly amount to trying to make the federal government conform with the vision in the constitution: a strong, active and majoritarian congress
They exist in a perpetual liminal state between being proud of their lies and demanding reality conform to their delusions
March 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
They exist in a perpetual liminal state between being proud of their lies and demanding reality conform to their delusions
they want everyone who doesn’t conform to their beliefs about how someone should live their life to die
it’s not subtle
it’s not subtle
Breaking: The Trevor Project received a stop-work order last night on its contract with the national 988 suicide prevention hotline. The Trump administration is eliminating the option for LGBTQ callers to the hotline to press 3 and connect with someone who specializes in LGBTQ mental health.
June 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
they want everyone who doesn’t conform to their beliefs about how someone should live their life to die
it’s not subtle
it’s not subtle
It's cool to conform and obey
September 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It's cool to conform and obey
I can conform the cold water thing works
If you’re struggling, I’m copy pasting what a trauma therapist friend suggested here:
“Highly recommend dunking your face in a bowl of cold water, drinking some water to help your body flush the adrenaline and finding something to smell or touch for grounding and avoiding dissociation”
“Highly recommend dunking your face in a bowl of cold water, drinking some water to help your body flush the adrenaline and finding something to smell or touch for grounding and avoiding dissociation”
January 24, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I can conform the cold water thing works