I remember when advocating for mercy and compassion was considered Christian.
Now it's considered radical ideology.
Now it's considered radical ideology.
January 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I remember when advocating for mercy and compassion was considered Christian.
Now it's considered radical ideology.
Now it's considered radical ideology.
Am I genuinely considered cute?
December 7, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Am I genuinely considered cute?
This should never be considered normal.
April 30, 2026 at 2:30 PM
This should never be considered normal.
Have you considered this
November 24, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Have you considered this
Bathroom Break Considered Self Care
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March 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Bathroom Break Considered Self Care
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If torching a Swastikar is considered terrorism now, surely torching Josh Shapiro’s home will be considered the same.
April 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If torching a Swastikar is considered terrorism now, surely torching Josh Shapiro’s home will be considered the same.
Have you considered BIRD?
March 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Have you considered BIRD?
I still think it’s backwards that every mass shooter owning an AR-15 is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.
September 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I still think it’s backwards that every mass shooter owning an AR-15 is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.
Allosaurus Things Considered
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Allosaurus Things Considered
Amazing: This dancer is considered an 'Essential Worker'
July 26, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Amazing: This dancer is considered an 'Essential Worker'
Okay so virtue-signaling is considered bad…
…but evil-signaling is considered good?
…but evil-signaling is considered good?
January 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Okay so virtue-signaling is considered bad…
…but evil-signaling is considered good?
…but evil-signaling is considered good?
I still think it’s backwards that mass shooters owning assault weapons is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.
May 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I still think it’s backwards that mass shooters owning assault weapons is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.
It shouldn’t be considered far left to believe in decency & democracy.
September 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It shouldn’t be considered far left to believe in decency & democracy.
in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive
April 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive
Have you considered, bard?
December 14, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Have you considered, bard?
If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.
July 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.
My trousers stayed up and no one rushed the stage and slapped me, so all things considered… a pretty good night. #Oscars2025
March 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My trousers stayed up and no one rushed the stage and slapped me, so all things considered… a pretty good night. #Oscars2025
This Osprey is so majestic…. 🥰
And in the bird world this is considered a sick move….
And in the bird world this is considered a sick move….
July 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
This Osprey is so majestic…. 🥰
And in the bird world this is considered a sick move….
And in the bird world this is considered a sick move….
Have you considered, Monk?
December 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Have you considered, Monk?
have we considered just banning these things entirely
Experts say growing trend on sites such as Polymarket and Kalshi could motivate people to start fires to win money
US senators urge crackdown on wildfire betting amid warnings of arson risk
www.theguardian.com
August 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
have we considered just banning these things entirely
Teeth in Utah are now considered "luxury bones."
March 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Teeth in Utah are now considered "luxury bones."
When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent. ~ Issac Asimov #ThoughtfulThursday
July 2, 2026 at 1:02 PM
When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent. ~ Issac Asimov #ThoughtfulThursday