New Corkscrew Whirlycoaster IUD Gets Sperm Cell Too Dizzy To Find Uterus
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New Corkscrew Whirlycoaster IUD Gets Sperm Cell Too Dizzy To Find Uterus
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Don't get it twisted
October 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Don't get it twisted
I’m the lady corkscrew 💁🏼♂️ @dickbill.bsky.social
December 21, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I’m the lady corkscrew 💁🏼♂️ @dickbill.bsky.social
CORKSCREW MISSILE SLAM (you failed to dodge the command grab)
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
CORKSCREW MISSILE SLAM (you failed to dodge the command grab)
Here are some nice mushrooms
March 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
The crisp cauldron is replenished for tonight. Corkscrew in pic for scale!
July 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The crisp cauldron is replenished for tonight. Corkscrew in pic for scale!
This big pink 🍆 has a corkscrew
August 27, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This big pink 🍆 has a corkscrew
In Australia, duck penises corkscrew in the other direction.
May 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
In Australia, duck penises corkscrew in the other direction.
Below the equator, duck dicks corkscrew the opposite way
April 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Below the equator, duck dicks corkscrew the opposite way
Knife, gun and corkscrew in one.
Everything a lady needs!
Everything a lady needs!
February 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Knife, gun and corkscrew in one.
Everything a lady needs!
Everything a lady needs!
is that a corkscrew in ur pocket or do you have a weird duck dick
March 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
is that a corkscrew in ur pocket or do you have a weird duck dick
Four Texas Barbecue Joints got a Michelin Star!
Corkscrew BBQ
Interstellar BBQ
la Barbecue
LeRoy & Lewis
Corkscrew BBQ
Interstellar BBQ
la Barbecue
LeRoy & Lewis
November 12, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Four Texas Barbecue Joints got a Michelin Star!
Corkscrew BBQ
Interstellar BBQ
la Barbecue
LeRoy & Lewis
Corkscrew BBQ
Interstellar BBQ
la Barbecue
LeRoy & Lewis
Prince Salde Canarl Shellbrick III (Puyo Puyo) corkscrew comm
May 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Prince Salde Canarl Shellbrick III (Puyo Puyo) corkscrew comm
Daily bunny 3191 did NOT bring a corkscrew
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Daily bunny 3191 did NOT bring a corkscrew
Limited Edition Specialty Tail Curl- The Corkscrew!
June 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Limited Edition Specialty Tail Curl- The Corkscrew!
Big Bones and Corkscrew (Fantasy Life Detectives)
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Big Bones and Corkscrew (Fantasy Life Detectives)
Usual story - plenty of wine bottles but no corkscrew.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Usual story - plenty of wine bottles but no corkscrew.
Churchill specifically wanted ‘corkscrew’ thinkers.
He believed that the Germans were too conventional, conservative. Too ‘straight’
Geoffrey Pyke. Prolific inventor. Very beardy and weird
Turing. Code breaker. Gay.
Dudley Clarke. Invented SAS. Bonkers. Cross dresser
He believed that the Germans were too conventional, conservative. Too ‘straight’
Geoffrey Pyke. Prolific inventor. Very beardy and weird
Turing. Code breaker. Gay.
Dudley Clarke. Invented SAS. Bonkers. Cross dresser
Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
October 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Churchill specifically wanted ‘corkscrew’ thinkers.
He believed that the Germans were too conventional, conservative. Too ‘straight’
Geoffrey Pyke. Prolific inventor. Very beardy and weird
Turing. Code breaker. Gay.
Dudley Clarke. Invented SAS. Bonkers. Cross dresser
He believed that the Germans were too conventional, conservative. Too ‘straight’
Geoffrey Pyke. Prolific inventor. Very beardy and weird
Turing. Code breaker. Gay.
Dudley Clarke. Invented SAS. Bonkers. Cross dresser
that explains these
July 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
that explains these
Not corkscrew at least ^^
November 9, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Not corkscrew at least ^^
He sucks duck dicks by the duck dock. (Corkscrew duck dicks by the duck dock, to be anatomically precise.)
February 24, 2026 at 9:46 PM
He sucks duck dicks by the duck dock. (Corkscrew duck dicks by the duck dock, to be anatomically precise.)
My last true impulse buy was this fish shaped corkscrew that called to me from the REI checkout line
August 11, 2026 at 3:10 AM
My last true impulse buy was this fish shaped corkscrew that called to me from the REI checkout line
Having a day at Alton Towers. Dad has been on the corkscrew, roller coaster, log flue, swing boats, airoplanes, chair lift, giant slide, helter skelter. If you believe that you believe anything.
October 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Having a day at Alton Towers. Dad has been on the corkscrew, roller coaster, log flue, swing boats, airoplanes, chair lift, giant slide, helter skelter. If you believe that you believe anything.