if you hated covid "lockdowns" try long covid
August 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
if you hated covid "lockdowns" try long covid
Unless it's measles. Or COVID. Or syphilis.
April 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Unless it's measles. Or COVID. Or syphilis.
If we don't test for COVID, then there's no COVID! If there's no flights, then there's no late flights! Brilliant!
If you just cancel flights, then they're actually not late! Brilliant stuff from Sean Duffy here
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If we don't test for COVID, then there's no COVID! If there's no flights, then there's no late flights! Brilliant!
People forgot what the economy was like after Covid.
May 19, 2026 at 1:37 PM
People forgot what the economy was like after Covid.
Got my flu shot and my 5G COVID booster. (Go Hawks.)
September 24, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Got my flu shot and my 5G COVID booster. (Go Hawks.)
Donold is worse than Covid.
April 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Donold is worse than Covid.
Stop calling people who wear masks and take Covid precautions the “forever covid” crowd.
We’re literally the only ones trying to eliminate the virus.
It’s not gone. It’s not over. It’s still disabling.
People who deny this reality are the “forever COVID” crowd.
We’re literally the only ones trying to eliminate the virus.
It’s not gone. It’s not over. It’s still disabling.
People who deny this reality are the “forever COVID” crowd.
September 27, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Stop calling people who wear masks and take Covid precautions the “forever covid” crowd.
We’re literally the only ones trying to eliminate the virus.
It’s not gone. It’s not over. It’s still disabling.
People who deny this reality are the “forever COVID” crowd.
We’re literally the only ones trying to eliminate the virus.
It’s not gone. It’s not over. It’s still disabling.
People who deny this reality are the “forever COVID” crowd.
Covid shot achieved!
September 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Covid shot achieved!
COVID isn't over, folks
May 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
COVID isn't over, folks
RFK Jr and wife had a soiree at their Hollywood mansion during COVID and required proof of COVID vaccination with RSVP.
Watch what they do, not what they say. –Rachel Maddow
Watch what they do, not what they say. –Rachel Maddow
August 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
RFK Jr and wife had a soiree at their Hollywood mansion during COVID and required proof of COVID vaccination with RSVP.
Watch what they do, not what they say. –Rachel Maddow
Watch what they do, not what they say. –Rachel Maddow
i want a covid booster tbh
FDA Commissioner Makary: "By the way, America doesn't want covid boosters."
May 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i want a covid booster tbh
Covid is now endemic like the flu. Like the flu, covid will continue to kill people. Covid vaccines have been 100% effective is avoiding catastrophic outcomes.
May 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Covid is now endemic like the flu. Like the flu, covid will continue to kill people. Covid vaccines have been 100% effective is avoiding catastrophic outcomes.
Im getting my covid vax & flu shot. Cant wait!!
September 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Im getting my covid vax & flu shot. Cant wait!!
Trump got a Covid vaccine today.
October 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Trump got a Covid vaccine today.
If you’re wondering how batshit bananas he has to be to claim, without any evidence, that Tylenol causes autism, let’s not forget his other proclamations:
“Windmills cause cancer”
“Injecting bleach cures Covid”
“UV light cures Covid”
“Summer cures Covid”
“Covid will get bored and go away”
“Windmills cause cancer”
“Injecting bleach cures Covid”
“UV light cures Covid”
“Summer cures Covid”
“Covid will get bored and go away”
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If you’re wondering how batshit bananas he has to be to claim, without any evidence, that Tylenol causes autism, let’s not forget his other proclamations:
“Windmills cause cancer”
“Injecting bleach cures Covid”
“UV light cures Covid”
“Summer cures Covid”
“Covid will get bored and go away”
“Windmills cause cancer”
“Injecting bleach cures Covid”
“UV light cures Covid”
“Summer cures Covid”
“Covid will get bored and go away”
"COVID vaccines tied to less hospital care, long COVID, and economic burden."
"People vaccinated against COVID in Germany in 2023 experienced reduced hospitalization rates, fewer long-COVID diagnoses, and lower all-cause mortality than those who weren't vaccinated, according to a new study"
"People vaccinated against COVID in Germany in 2023 experienced reduced hospitalization rates, fewer long-COVID diagnoses, and lower all-cause mortality than those who weren't vaccinated, according to a new study"
COVID vaccines tied to less hospital care, long COVID, and economic burden
www.cidrap.umn.edu
April 21, 2026 at 2:48 AM
"COVID vaccines tied to less hospital care, long COVID, and economic burden."
"People vaccinated against COVID in Germany in 2023 experienced reduced hospitalization rates, fewer long-COVID diagnoses, and lower all-cause mortality than those who weren't vaccinated, according to a new study"
"People vaccinated against COVID in Germany in 2023 experienced reduced hospitalization rates, fewer long-COVID diagnoses, and lower all-cause mortality than those who weren't vaccinated, according to a new study"
Reminder: At the height of COVID
When hospitals were desperate for COVID tests, Trump sent thousands to Putin for his personal use
When hospitals were desperate for COVID tests, Trump sent thousands to Putin for his personal use
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Reminder: At the height of COVID
When hospitals were desperate for COVID tests, Trump sent thousands to Putin for his personal use
When hospitals were desperate for COVID tests, Trump sent thousands to Putin for his personal use
The Iowa GOP advanced a bill making it a misdemeanor for a healthcare provider to administer a Covid vaccine.
Even when a person has requested a Covid vaccine.
Even when a person has requested a Covid vaccine.
March 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Iowa GOP advanced a bill making it a misdemeanor for a healthcare provider to administer a Covid vaccine.
Even when a person has requested a Covid vaccine.
Even when a person has requested a Covid vaccine.
Good news is rare these days so here's some: This winter's COVID wave was less than half as deadly as last year's
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March 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Good news is rare these days so here's some: This winter's COVID wave was less than half as deadly as last year's
covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-t...
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Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.
April 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.
Remembering driveway concerts six years ago during Covid
September 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Remembering driveway concerts six years ago during Covid
Congratulations, boss, you've done it: You're bigger than covid.
April 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Congratulations, boss, you've done it: You're bigger than covid.