We hope your CPSC AO3 stories are right where you left them when this is all over.
October 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
We hope your CPSC AO3 stories are right where you left them when this is all over.
Thanks, CPSC. The love between a man, a frozen turkey, and a deep fryer deserves to be celebrated.
October 30, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Thanks, CPSC. The love between a man, a frozen turkey, and a deep fryer deserves to be celebrated.
CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Yfwsrecinoe Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detectors Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Fire Hazard
CPSC is aware of seven reports of the alarms failing to alert in the presence of smoke or fire.
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
CPSC is aware of seven reports of the alarms failing to alert in the presence of smoke or fire.
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Yfwsrecinoe Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detectors Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Fire Hazard
www.cpsc.gov
October 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Yfwsrecinoe Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detectors Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Fire Hazard
CPSC is aware of seven reports of the alarms failing to alert in the presence of smoke or fire.
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
CPSC is aware of seven reports of the alarms failing to alert in the presence of smoke or fire.
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
The history of the CPSC logo (red, white, and blue double eagle) is much easier to track down. It was unveiled in 2012 complete with embedded QR code productsafetyletter.com/Free/415.aspx
CPSC Unveils New Logo that Can Include QR Code
productsafetyletter.com
October 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The history of the CPSC logo (red, white, and blue double eagle) is much easier to track down. It was unveiled in 2012 complete with embedded QR code productsafetyletter.com/Free/415.aspx
The history of the CPSC seal (the emblem on the sweatshirt) is a mysterious one because we've never looked into it.
October 30, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The history of the CPSC seal (the emblem on the sweatshirt) is a mysterious one because we've never looked into it.
CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using CHE-US Magnetic Stick Figures Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Magnet Ingestion; Violate Mandatory Standard for Toys
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using CHE-US Magnetic Stick Figures Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Magnet Ingestion; Violate Mandatory Standard for Toys
www.cpsc.gov
October 29, 2026 at 5:10 PM
CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using CHE-US Magnetic Stick Figures Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Magnet Ingestion; Violate Mandatory Standard for Toys
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
Roman CPSC 🤝 Modern CPSC
"We need to do something about these satchel-related injuries."
"We need to do something about these satchel-related injuries."
Bold assumption that I’d need a pumpkin , when I’ve mangled myself just attempting to retrieve a pocket knife from my satchel.
Good thing I have a first aid kit , *also* in my satchel.
Good thing I have a first aid kit , *also* in my satchel.
October 26, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Roman CPSC 🤝 Modern CPSC
"We need to do something about these satchel-related injuries."
"We need to do something about these satchel-related injuries."
CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using GuardianSense/ KLTseanife Combination Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detectors Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Fire Hazard
There have been two reports of the alarms failing to alert in the presence of smoke or fire.
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
There have been two reports of the alarms failing to alert in the presence of smoke or fire.
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using GuardianSense/ KLTseanife Combination Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detectors Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Fire Hazard
www.cpsc.gov
October 29, 2026 at 4:53 PM
CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using GuardianSense/ KLTseanife Combination Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detectors Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Fire Hazard
There have been two reports of the alarms failing to alert in the presence of smoke or fire.
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
There have been two reports of the alarms failing to alert in the presence of smoke or fire.
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
CPSC urges consumers to stop using the toys immediately and dispose of them. Do not sell or give away these hazardous products.
October 29, 2026 at 5:10 PM
CPSC urges consumers to stop using the toys immediately and dispose of them. Do not sell or give away these hazardous products.
CPSC port investigators have a very important job - stop dangerous products at the ports before those products can get inside your home.
Chris showed us a product that contained water beads and how he tested them.
Chris showed us a product that contained water beads and how he tested them.
October 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
CPSC port investigators have a very important job - stop dangerous products at the ports before those products can get inside your home.
Chris showed us a product that contained water beads and how he tested them.
Chris showed us a product that contained water beads and how he tested them.
@ cpsc . gov might be the only good US .gov bsky account
October 30, 2026 at 7:30 PM
@ cpsc . gov might be the only good US .gov bsky account
If you don't love the CPSC, you don't love me.
We hope your CPSC AO3 stories are right where you left them when this is all over.
October 30, 2026 at 10:55 PM
If you don't love the CPSC, you don't love me.
CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using ASONPAO Ghost Controls Gate Opener Remote Transmitters Immediately
The remote transmitters violate the mandatory standard for consumer products containing button cell or coin batteries
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
The remote transmitters violate the mandatory standard for consumer products containing button cell or coin batteries
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using ASONPAO Ghost Controls Gate Opener Remote Transmitters Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Battery Ingestion; Violate Mandatory Standard for Cons...
www.cpsc.gov
October 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using ASONPAO Ghost Controls Gate Opener Remote Transmitters Immediately
The remote transmitters violate the mandatory standard for consumer products containing button cell or coin batteries
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
The remote transmitters violate the mandatory standard for consumer products containing button cell or coin batteries
www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Happy Halloween!
CPSC urges consumers to stop using the detectors immediately, dispose of them and install working smoke alarms and CO detectors. Do not sell or give away these hazardous detectors.
October 29, 2026 at 4:53 PM
CPSC urges consumers to stop using the detectors immediately, dispose of them and install working smoke alarms and CO detectors. Do not sell or give away these hazardous detectors.
CPSC is it a coincidence that the logo on that sweatshirt looks kind of like the emblem of the Jedi Knights? Is it because you are defenders of the people?
October 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
CPSC is it a coincidence that the logo on that sweatshirt looks kind of like the emblem of the Jedi Knights? Is it because you are defenders of the people?
i need to read cpsc fanfic now
October 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
i need to read cpsc fanfic now
I was today years old when I learned CPSC has special forces
October 28, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I was today years old when I learned CPSC has special forces
why does the US government know about ao3
October 30, 2026 at 9:49 PM
why does the US government know about ao3
CPSC urges consumers to stop using the ASONPAO Ghost Control Gate Opener Remote Transmitters immediately and dispose of them in accordance with local disposal requirements. Do not sell or give away these hazardous products.
October 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
CPSC urges consumers to stop using the ASONPAO Ghost Control Gate Opener Remote Transmitters immediately and dispose of them in accordance with local disposal requirements. Do not sell or give away these hazardous products.
CPSC urges consumers to stop using the detectors immediately, dispose of them and install working smoke alarms and CO detectors. Do not sell or give away these hazardous products.
October 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
CPSC urges consumers to stop using the detectors immediately, dispose of them and install working smoke alarms and CO detectors. Do not sell or give away these hazardous products.
CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to the seller, Guangzhou Shian Trading Co., Ltd., doing business as CHE-US/CHESLICR, of China. CHE-US/CHESLICR has not agreed to an acceptable recall of these magnetic robot figures.
October 29, 2026 at 5:10 PM
CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to the seller, Guangzhou Shian Trading Co., Ltd., doing business as CHE-US/CHESLICR, of China. CHE-US/CHESLICR has not agreed to an acceptable recall of these magnetic robot figures.
CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to the retailer, Supersonic Gate & Door Automation Co., Ltd, doing business as Asonpao US, of Hong Kong. Asonpao US has been unresponsive to CPSC’s request to recall these remote transmitters.
October 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to the retailer, Supersonic Gate & Door Automation Co., Ltd, doing business as Asonpao US, of Hong Kong. Asonpao US has been unresponsive to CPSC’s request to recall these remote transmitters.
November 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
