getting crushed by a runaway crrt machine is my worst hospital fear
June 6, 2026 at 10:51 PM
getting crushed by a runaway crrt machine is my worst hospital fear
successfully avoided an intubation by cranking up a crrt all day and night
April 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
successfully avoided an intubation by cranking up a crrt all day and night
CRRT tonite
CRRT tonight queen?
CRRT tonite 👀
CRRT tonight queen?
CRRT tonite 👀
August 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
CRRT tonite
CRRT tonight queen?
CRRT tonite 👀
CRRT tonight queen?
CRRT tonite 👀
Report in NEJM describing the first critically ill adolescent with #H5N1 D1.1 (aka #BirdFlu) in North America.
A 13 yo rapidly progressed from mild symptoms to respiratory & renal failure. She survived thanks to IMV + ECMO + CRRT.
Scary stuff.
📄 www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
A 13 yo rapidly progressed from mild symptoms to respiratory & renal failure. She survived thanks to IMV + ECMO + CRRT.
Scary stuff.
📄 www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
January 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Report in NEJM describing the first critically ill adolescent with #H5N1 D1.1 (aka #BirdFlu) in North America.
A 13 yo rapidly progressed from mild symptoms to respiratory & renal failure. She survived thanks to IMV + ECMO + CRRT.
Scary stuff.
📄 www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
A 13 yo rapidly progressed from mild symptoms to respiratory & renal failure. She survived thanks to IMV + ECMO + CRRT.
Scary stuff.
📄 www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
86 CRRT machines
June 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
86 CRRT machines
let it be known that i don't want any heroic measures but i do want crrt
April 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
let it be known that i don't want any heroic measures but i do want crrt
are you down with crrt
October 6, 2024 at 5:05 PM
are you down with crrt
"stay positive!" -crrt orders
December 17, 2024 at 2:07 PM
"stay positive!" -crrt orders
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a CRRT machine, asking it to love me
July 27, 2024 at 4:47 PM
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a CRRT machine, asking it to love me
swapping fluids (running CRRT)
March 2, 2024 at 6:39 PM
swapping fluids (running CRRT)
ASSESSMENT & PLAN
Bad Thing
Worse Thing 2/2 Terrible Thing
Terrible Thing
Pre-existing Awful Thing
Unsurvivable Thing
- start CRRT
- will follow
Bad Thing
Worse Thing 2/2 Terrible Thing
Terrible Thing
Pre-existing Awful Thing
Unsurvivable Thing
- start CRRT
- will follow
January 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
ASSESSMENT & PLAN
Bad Thing
Worse Thing 2/2 Terrible Thing
Terrible Thing
Pre-existing Awful Thing
Unsurvivable Thing
- start CRRT
- will follow
Bad Thing
Worse Thing 2/2 Terrible Thing
Terrible Thing
Pre-existing Awful Thing
Unsurvivable Thing
- start CRRT
- will follow
do you believe in the healing power of CRRT
March 23, 2024 at 2:34 PM
do you believe in the healing power of CRRT
i don't believe in CRRT and I don't think they should teach it in the hospitals
May 3, 2024 at 12:21 PM
i don't believe in CRRT and I don't think they should teach it in the hospitals
recording the rhythmic hum of a crrt machine and selling it as a white noise lullaby on the black market along with the organs i have collected over the years
April 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
recording the rhythmic hum of a crrt machine and selling it as a white noise lullaby on the black market along with the organs i have collected over the years
Even neonatal CRRT machines are cute compared to their adult counterparts.
January 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Even neonatal CRRT machines are cute compared to their adult counterparts.
Healthcare needs to be more lucrative for me personally. I should be paid a million dollars a year to run a CRRT machine.
February 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Healthcare needs to be more lucrative for me personally. I should be paid a million dollars a year to run a CRRT machine.
A CRRT machine red alarming gives me more PTSD than a code blue alarm going off
August 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A CRRT machine red alarming gives me more PTSD than a code blue alarm going off
A 13-year-old girl in Canada with #H5N1 required mechanical ventilation, ECMO, CRRT, plasma exchange, and 3 antivirals—extraordinary intervention not typical for respiratory pathogens.
Here are her chest X-rays 1 day apart, admission and the following day—highlighting how rapidly this progressed.
Here are her chest X-rays 1 day apart, admission and the following day—highlighting how rapidly this progressed.
January 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A 13-year-old girl in Canada with #H5N1 required mechanical ventilation, ECMO, CRRT, plasma exchange, and 3 antivirals—extraordinary intervention not typical for respiratory pathogens.
Here are her chest X-rays 1 day apart, admission and the following day—highlighting how rapidly this progressed.
Here are her chest X-rays 1 day apart, admission and the following day—highlighting how rapidly this progressed.
CRRT machine STFU challenge
June 1, 2024 at 4:31 PM
CRRT machine STFU challenge
you down with crrt (yeah you know me)
February 2, 2024 at 1:32 PM
you down with crrt (yeah you know me)
I can keep you alive on a ventilator, maxed on pressors, running your CRRT, all the drips, and yet I still can't figure out how to set up a fucking wifi
June 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I can keep you alive on a ventilator, maxed on pressors, running your CRRT, all the drips, and yet I still can't figure out how to set up a fucking wifi
why run one CRRT machine when you can run two!
April 5, 2024 at 12:43 PM
why run one CRRT machine when you can run two!
January 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ask your doctor if CRRT is right for you
December 16, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Ask your doctor if CRRT is right for you