#CTOs
CTOs can code on a Sunday, as a treat
February 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I have known many CTOs that did not need to replaced by AI because they could have been replaced much more easily with a very short shell script.
In an interview, OpenAI CTO Mira Murati says "some creative jobs maybe will go away" due to AI, "but maybe they shouldn't have been there in the first place" (Kate Irwin/PCMag)

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June 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM
POSTER: I made my classic post about tech CTO’s creating the torment nexus to highlight the recklessness and poor media literacy of tech CTOs

TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
apologize to ubisoft now for doubting the realism of ctOS
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 AM
CTOs love docker
July 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
*insert burn about CTOs not writing code here*
June 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Silicon Valley tech execs are joining the US Army Reserve
Silicon Valley tech execs are joining the US Army Reserve | TechCrunch
CTOs from companies including OpenAI, Meta, and Palantir make up this first cohort of CTOs in the Army Reserve.
techcrunch.com
June 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
COOs, CFOs, CTOs, CLOs, CMOs, and CIOs rn
December 16, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I am a sucker for good books, and so especially O'Reilly books.

Here's one that is WIP, but in return, it is free, thanks to
@antithesis.com

It's for CTOs / eng leaders who want to get AI to deliver *business value* which is... tricky.

Get it here: pages.antithesis.com/oreilly-scal...
September 23, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I just gave a talk to a room full of CTOs on ethical decision making in an age of AI and this attitude towards AI — the dampening of critical thinking and an assumption that AI has the right answer to everything — is exactly why I created this talk
Wow. Just wow.

"Students pay premium prices for information that AI now delivers instantly and for free. A business student can ask ChatGPT to explain supply chain optimization or generate market analysis in seconds. The traditional lecture-and-test model faces its Blockbuster moment."
When Knowledge is Free, What are Professors For?
Higher Education Must Stop Competing with AI on Information and Start Teaching What Machines Can’t Do
www.forbes.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
In the last few weeks I have read the phrase "forced Ray Tracing" more times I would like. As if a secret cabal of CTOs is conspiring for world ray tracing dominance.
Something broke people brains at some point and it makes me sad. Imagine If people cried "forced normal mapping!" in 2005.
January 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
They saw this shit coming a decade ago

www.youtube.com/watch?v=scyA...
Watch Dogs 2 - ctOS Introduction Scene
YouTube video by Matuiscool
www.youtube.com
September 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Feeling slightly better about my AI future now that a friend told me CTOs are saying things like "build is cheaper than buy because of GenAI" 😂😂
May 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I stand by it
March 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This is the natural consequence of tech CEOs clambering to be the Wernher von Braun of AI, happily accepting military titles, Meta, Palantir and OpenAI CTOs getting proudly sworn in as Lt. Colonels in the "Army's Executive Innovation Corps". You're warfighters now, boys!

So reap your rewards!
The merger of state and corporate power requires us to recognize that corporate power is military power.
April 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
CTOs don't get to code very often, do they?
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
ACAB includes CEOs, COOs, CTOs etc.

protocol > company
July 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I've created a CTOs starter pack - let me know if anyone you know is missing, or you'd like to be on it! go.bsky.app/JsiNh7Y
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Join the conversation
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November 8, 2024 at 11:12 AM
feel bad about yourselves, you inefficient, insufficiently deferential blobs of lazy organic matter
Ex-Meta manager says just 2% of engineers know how to use AI 'very effectively'
Kun Chen, a former engineer manager at Microsoft, said that CTOs don't like to see large, slow-moving teams.
www.businessinsider.com
April 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM
@discord.com go bankrupt. may all of your CTOs and CEOs and COOs and C anythings lose all of their money and have to live like normal people
February 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
This is straight-up Watch Dogs shit, they saw ctOS and somehow ignored every single negative aspect
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Please notify the CTOs of companies trusted with large amounts of personal identifying information that they are now in violation of EVERY contract they signed with their clients because they let their management staff go absofuckingbonkie when the computer called them special boys.
July 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
you can almost hear CTOs crying "AI! AI!" amid sobs as no actual business case for AI materializes
June 21, 2024 at 4:59 PM