Bill Murray just casually hanging out on set needs to become a permanent fixture of the cable news experience
BILL MURRAY: Could you just say the words, 'My dog just died.' I want to see what happens to your smile
HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?
MURRAY: Your dog
HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?
MURRAY: Your dog
HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
November 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Bill Murray just casually hanging out on set needs to become a permanent fixture of the cable news experience
Haley Stevens bravely putting Getting To Do Cable News Hits over Party
November 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Haley Stevens bravely putting Getting To Do Cable News Hits over Party
Larry the Cable Guy
November 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Larry the Cable Guy
Never use a cable lock as your main bike lock.
Never *ever* use a cable as your main bike lock on an electric cargo bike.
Never *ever* use a cable as your main bike lock on an electric cargo bike.
October 31, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Never use a cable lock as your main bike lock.
Never *ever* use a cable as your main bike lock on an electric cargo bike.
Never *ever* use a cable as your main bike lock on an electric cargo bike.
Parte de un pequeño bando de gorriones chillones (𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢) reunidos sobre un cable. 🪶
November 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Parte de un pequeño bando de gorriones chillones (𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢) reunidos sobre un cable. 🪶
fox news has an ideological, technological, and actuarial problem: they can't go as far right as podcasters and posters, they can't reach younger viewers who don't have cable or expensive live-tv streaming packages, and they have an audience that is dying off.
Fox News seems adrift these days, unable to get their usual culture war nonsense to stick this midterm election.
There's short term reasons for this. (Inflation, etc.)
But I think they're facing a longer term problem as MAGA gets more extreme.
www.salon.com/2026/11/02/f...
There's short term reasons for this. (Inflation, etc.)
But I think they're facing a longer term problem as MAGA gets more extreme.
www.salon.com/2026/11/02/f...
Fox News loses its grip on the culture wars
Coded bigotry is harder to sell when MAGA gets unfiltered garbage online
www.salon.com
November 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
fox news has an ideological, technological, and actuarial problem: they can't go as far right as podcasters and posters, they can't reach younger viewers who don't have cable or expensive live-tv streaming packages, and they have an audience that is dying off.
El problema era el cable chino.
October 31, 2026 at 10:22 PM
El problema era el cable chino.
It's never too early:
On one of The Shows this evening, "So if Democrats pick up fewer than 10 seats in the House, won't that be a massive underperformance?"
Cable news, never change. /s
On one of The Shows this evening, "So if Democrats pick up fewer than 10 seats in the House, won't that be a massive underperformance?"
Cable news, never change. /s
November 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
It's never too early:
On one of The Shows this evening, "So if Democrats pick up fewer than 10 seats in the House, won't that be a massive underperformance?"
Cable news, never change. /s
On one of The Shows this evening, "So if Democrats pick up fewer than 10 seats in the House, won't that be a massive underperformance?"
Cable news, never change. /s
Oomf loves me with scruff so here y’all go
November 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Oomf loves me with scruff so here y’all go
GIVE UP YOUR MYSTERIOUS METAL CABLE YOU STUPID FOREST!
October 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
GIVE UP YOUR MYSTERIOUS METAL CABLE YOU STUPID FOREST!
DGA Chair Andy Beshear could get a lot of cable TV airtime Tuesday night. 👀
Siena on the governor side has
🔵 (MI) Benson +13
🔵 (ME) Pingree: +12
🔵 (AK) Kreiss-Tomkins +8
🔵 (IA) Sand +8
🔵 (OH) Acton +6
🔵 (KS) Holscher +1
🔵 (TX) Hinojosa +1
🔵 (MI) Benson +13
🔵 (ME) Pingree: +12
🔵 (AK) Kreiss-Tomkins +8
🔵 (IA) Sand +8
🔵 (OH) Acton +6
🔵 (KS) Holscher +1
🔵 (TX) Hinojosa +1
November 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
DGA Chair Andy Beshear could get a lot of cable TV airtime Tuesday night. 👀
Galen is the Cable Guy!
November 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Galen is the Cable Guy!
Hey I remember when Joe Biden calling his opponents' supporters "garbage" the weekend before the election merited a front page story in the NYT and extensive cable news coverage. Trump gets to call Democrats whatever he wants to though and its fine.
"They're losers" -- Trump is trying to forge ahead with his speech as protesters yell over him
November 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Hey I remember when Joe Biden calling his opponents' supporters "garbage" the weekend before the election merited a front page story in the NYT and extensive cable news coverage. Trump gets to call Democrats whatever he wants to though and its fine.
Today's a good day to not watch cable news
November 3, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Today's a good day to not watch cable news
I don’t want a fridge connected to the internet.
I’d keep tripping over the cable.
I’d keep tripping over the cable.
November 3, 2026 at 8:47 AM
I don’t want a fridge connected to the internet.
I’d keep tripping over the cable.
I’d keep tripping over the cable.
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SPELUNKR — Cable TV, but weirder
24/7 synchronized channels of forgotten Internet Archive video. Like cable TV, but weirder.
spelunkr.tv
November 3, 2026 at 7:42 AM
You guys, this is SO cool. This is free, no ads, wholesome nostalgic entertainment :)
Biiiig fan of the cable machine staining the fuck out of my shirt while I do cross body Tricep extensions
November 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Biiiig fan of the cable machine staining the fuck out of my shirt while I do cross body Tricep extensions
Fox chief executive Lachlan Murdoch said his family’s cable news network was suffering from 'viewer fatigue' as its audience shrank by nearly 30% ahead of the US midterm elections. ft.trib.al/Xlf9kYC
November 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Fox chief executive Lachlan Murdoch said his family’s cable news network was suffering from 'viewer fatigue' as its audience shrank by nearly 30% ahead of the US midterm elections. ft.trib.al/Xlf9kYC
the only cable news interview i can remember that was this transfixingly insane and bizarre was when dem. eric massa went on glenn beck for some reason after he resigned for sexually harrassing staffers back in 2010
Her brain is cooked as badly as her career. She won’t get hired at a Subway going forward.
youtu.be/tjwX3-P5bxU?...
youtu.be/tjwX3-P5bxU?...
Haley Stevens defends her endorsement switch in interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper
YouTube video by CNN
youtu.be
November 2, 2026 at 5:30 AM
the only cable news interview i can remember that was this transfixingly insane and bizarre was when dem. eric massa went on glenn beck for some reason after he resigned for sexually harrassing staffers back in 2010
